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FAQ Jalapeno Bootyhole's enemies list

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list/Of society offenders who might well be underground/And who never would be missed, who never would be missed!

Hey kids!

Remember back in high school when you had a list of mortal enemies you kept in the back of your ring binder, with footnotes describing exactly how you planned to murder each and every one of them in cold blood? And then it was found by your English teacher and the **** reported you to the principal, and you had to be transferred to the “intensive program” for the next couple of years?

Well, this list is a bit like that. It’s my personal, frequently updated list of enemies. Now that my friends have been determined, I’m making this list public knowledge, just like my homedawg Richard Nixon. I’m also listing my “frenemies,” a cross between friends and enemies and probably deserve a smackdown.

So if you don’t see your name on this list, don’t you pay no never-mind. And if your name is on this list…I’ll see YOU in Hell! Log in to see images!

Enemies

– Hobart Bliggity: Relentlessly unfunny troll with a stupid screen name. Also, probably a fabulous person.

– Odalisque: This chick trolls me at every opportunity and sucks at it. Also, she’s an IRL camwhore who’s never once shown us them titties.

– Jalapeno_Bootyhole: Fake-bum trick.

– AKK: The ****wad who wrote that negative article about us on Encyclopedia Dramatica, explaining that the original, accurate version was “gay.” Made a lifelong commitment to ruin Forumwarz.

– SuperMonkeyMan: Serial forumbuildr downvoter who actually bragged about it in Flamebate. Pretty sure he has something to do with our nasty ED article, too. Prick.

CoreyJess: Unless it’s all an elaborate plot, CoreyJess has managed to redeem himself.

– Maximum Douche: Lord of the Douche, as they say. Also, all of his alts.

– quangntenemy: Declared self as my archenemy. Sure, what the hell.

– SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Incoherent trolling oldfabulous person. Called me a “dumbhead,” which in some circles is the gravest insult that could possibly be uttered.

– gigerth: C’mon, you hate him too.

– Angry hobo: More like “Angry homo.” Am I correct in this observation?

– Laguna: fine upstanding member of society.

– P-doggie: See Laguna.

– Crinkz: Jerkface. Gets banned a lot.

– elenaratelimit: For elena, there shall be no “enjoy limit.” Log in to see images!

– Veer: Veer?! More like fabulous person!

Frenemies

– Nicco: Annoying troll who tried to redeem himself by applying for BFF status. Might be a lost cause.

Fran: I was mistaken. Fran’s cool.

– FalconFour: Thought he was alright, but…dawg, he gay.

– FAIL: Contributed a lot to Forumwarz, but also made that animated gif of me and keeps getting his bum banned.

– BINGEBOT 2015: IRL friend and collaborator who sold me out to FAIL and kicked me out of my own Klan. Farts relentlessly at Crotch Zombie meetings.

– Evil Trout: IRL friend and collaborator who pretends my bugs are “low priority,” then plays Xbox for six hours. Is the reason why I smell like a thousand Pakistani armpits after every meeting.

Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 11/20/2008 11:17PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

shut the **** up

fine upstanding member of society


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Veer Posted:

shut the **** up

fine upstanding member of society

Good work.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Good work.

hurp de durp


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Arbiter

Avatar: 77516 Fri Nov 14 12:15:05 -0500 2008
4

Level 41 Hacker

Simply, greatest hacker evar.

wow how is this fabulous person on the dev team? seek professional help.

inb4fine upstanding member of society


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Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Nobody wants to hear your ****ing.


كنت دائما اعتقد ان الاميركيين كلما نكتب شيئا في اللغة الأصلية ، كنت على الفور أعتقد أنه نوع من التهديد ضد بلدكم! عار عليكم جميع!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Veer, dear god try for something original, you sound like Laguna.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

- quangntenemy: Declared self as my archenemy. Sure, what the hell.

Grasping, pathetic, unworthy of being your enemy, friend or grout mold, but as it has been declared I’ll see what I can do to make his life less enjoyable. :bats eyelashes and goes to sell deliveries:


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SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

This thread was obviously made specifically to not mention meLog in to see images!


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

It’s an honor to be amongst two CZ guise, as well as FAIL, in the Frenemies list. Talk about win.

And I think the Enemies list couldn’t possibly be more accurate. It reflects the FWZ winrarz and luzars perfectly.

edit: Except Maximum Douche. Maximum Douche is ****ing win.

FalconFour edited this message on 11/16/2008 6:55PM

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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

this thread is p good and full of hate how come you haven’t deleted it yet/in b4 JB pulls a columbine at the cafeteria (don’t do it today man it’s quesadilla day)


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Arbiter Posted:

wow how is this fabulous person on the dev team? seek professional help.

inb4fine upstanding member of society

The reason I’m on the “dev team” is because I dev’d this game. Anyway, you’ve got a long way to go before you get on my enemies list, son. Lurk moar Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

SG94 Posted:

This thread was obviously made specifically to not mention meLog in to see images!

You’re already on so many people’s lists, I thought I’d give you a break.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

i’m going to bang my male reproductive organ against the keyboard and what comes out will be better thana ny of the post sin this thread

ttyjtgn7yu


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Veer Posted:

i’m going to bang my male reproductive organ against the keyboard and what comes out will be better thana ny of the post sin this thread

ttyjtgn7yu

Made it from the “T” key all the way to the “U,” huh? Color me impressed.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

****tlebricks

Avatar: 64836 Sun Oct 26 21:31:24 -0400 2008
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

OH **** I WASTED TEN SECONDS POSTING IN THIS TOPIC

OH **** YOU JUST WASTED FIVE SECONDS READING THIS POST

THIS TOPIC IS TRULY A CURSE UPON HUMANITY Log in to see images!

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

i ctrl f my name and its there

thanks for that i didnt read the rest


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Boring and tedious thread.

Of course, OP did help write this game, so that’s no big surprise.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Glad to know he doesn’t know Im secretly an enemy only trying to get him in the sack.


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P-doggie

Avatar: Blue Guitar
5

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

How did I make the enemies list? All I said was that you’re an unfunny fabulous person who likes having his sphincter licked by lots and lots of dudes.

Since this description was both true and appropriate, I don’t see why you should be so bumhurt about it.

 

EDIT: actually, in my original post, I didn’t even say you were an unfunny fabulous person. That fact has just recently been brought to my attention.

P-doggie edited this message on 11/16/2008 7:47PM

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Hey I believe I was the first one who declared to be your enemy how come I’m not listed first? Log in to see images!


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