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Art Dr. Seuss!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Hard to narrow it down, but these are a few of my favorites:

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Which ones are your all time faves?

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Cold War ftw

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Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Bump for current events

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Bump for Dr Seuss’ birthday

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

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DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Keep them all segregated form the world in small cells; no light except for when you open the age-rusted gate to strap them onto the ground for their daily torture. Be sure to wear a thick black mask as to protect yourself from their hateful gazes, for their fates are decided by their own hand. Prepare your tools and your leather straps, used to secure each book on the cold dungeon bricks for their torture. Prick each pristine page oh-so-slightly with bamboo toothpicks until all are punctured, being sure to slide the wood back and forth before exiting each page. Put a pair of steel pliers to their spines, and slowly squeeze until the glue begins to break. Stop all the first signs of marking, for the true scars are yet to come from the fields of combat. Gargle with a foul liquid of your choosing, and spit on their once valued inks.

Give each no food, no water, for several days. Only on the final day will you allow them to feast on roast beast, with plenty of water…slight tainted with the paper of the pages of the other two books, respectively in each book’s grail.

With great pomp and ceremony, drag them from the darkness and into the light of your battlezone. Place them all inside of the arena at different ends, throwing them at your leisure to each corner. Arrange traps, pitfalls, wild beasts and the like in order to maintain the elements of surprise, for only the true master shall walk away alive. Weapons are only used at your discretion; it is much more feesable to see these once-proud warriors dig up their remaining strength to prove themselves in the ultimate tournament of Suess.

Give them one word: “Fight.”

The roar of the crowds, the blistering heat, the pride in each book’s binding swelling to the surface…

from a field of three, there can only be one.

DerKaiserReich edited this message on 03/03/2010 12:44AM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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DerKaiserReich Posted:

Amazing timing, old boy. Electrifying!

revrent

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Level 69 Troll

**** ART LETS KILL

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WW2 poster’s who would have thunk

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

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The one, the only, the original. The book. The legend.

Also, the only Seuss-ism to become a meme.

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