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Boobs Theoretically, if someone owned every single E-Peen, what would be their length?

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

I kinda like the new system but it would be nice to see the total number of e-peens somewhere shown in the profile. Counting is sooo tedious.

Adeptus

Avatar: 11389 Thu Oct 16 15:20:36 -0400 2008
18

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Amasius Posted:

I kinda like the new system but it would be nice to see the total number of e-peens somewhere shown in the profile. Counting is sooo tedious.

This, please. I quite like the weighting thing, but it’d be nice to be able to see total too. Although I do like quang’s log thingy – something without a theoretical max that’s reeeeally difficult to advance beyond a certain point is cool.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
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[Leafy Green Vegeta-
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]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Possibly make it an account option whether to display “total number of ePeens” or “ePeen length” (or maybe even both) next to people’s names in their accounts?

I think could potentially make everyone happy.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

So there are 3 potential factors;

– Peen count vs. adjusted total, taking into account the relative worth of the different peen

– Simple peen rewards vs. reward adjusted according to how many players have got them

– Peen total on absolute (linear) scale vs. relative scale, adjusted to a maximum of 13” vs. an absolute (log) scale, which fits the pattern of the current relative scale closely but is uncapped above 13”

For peen length, I think I’d choose the last option of each of the above, though the log scale could perhaps have a slightly less severe tail off above 13”.

Add to that the option to see a simple peen count.

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