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Contest [CLOSED] CLOSED: Contest for 7 BP + E-Peen: Be my friend?!?

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

Theo de Raadt Posted:

Most FW members would defend JB for 1 BPs.

Fixd

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

Raepdog Posted:

You know most admins have low level characters, but your not afraid to use what some would call a cheat to catch up to most players, I think that’s pretty clever.

I’ll have you know that JB has NEVAR cheated

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

BlankTH Posted:

Is this you included?

? I don’t know where you’re going with that.

notameme

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

pick me, I’m honest. and a Whore.

my Services :

You want sucky sucky ? 1BP

Me love Log in to see images! you looong time (a week) 7BP

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

shrtcat Posted:

? I don’t know where you’re going with that.

nvr mind

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

I’m late to the game and everyone is already all over the necro’ing of the old (and pretty ****ing funny) threads. So I offer this:

For your unique peen, I will be your bum monkey. Log in to see images!

(and for you people that didn’t watch Buffy, here’s the reference

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Stop posting guys, I already won.

Log in to see images!

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

I’m one of your fellow klanmates, so you know I’d stick up for you in a pinch.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Awesome. You know what? I’m always looking for friends too. My little friend, the great quangafsddfjkgn will be on your side. And if someone’s getting on our way, ban him, okay? Log in to see images!

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

kittiejenn Posted:

Stop posting guys, I already won.

Log in to see images!

Pft?

Real Proof or GTFO.

The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

You don’t need this contest. You’re already so cool.

Winvoted though, just because your beyond-Chuck Norris omnipotentness demands that I do so.

The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

kittiejenn Posted:

Stop posting guys, I already won.

Log in to see images!

You have a ****ing stupid avatar. You need to die by insulting JB with that clearly Photoshopeed pic.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

The Suspender Posted:

You have a ****ing stupid avatar. You need to die by insulting JB with that clearly Photoshopeed pic.

Er…it’s actually real. Kind of a long story.

But I appreciate the sentiment! Log in to see images!

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

shrtcat Posted:

Pft?

Real Proof or GTFO.

You fail at being unfabulous persongy, newfabulous person

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

The Suspender Posted:

You have a ****ing stupid avatar. You need to die by insulting JB with that clearly Photoshopeed pic.

Geeze man, you’re the one insulting JB. Go die.

shrtcat edited this message on 11/13/2008 7:49PM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

I have something special for you, just wait right here ;o

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

BlankTH Posted:

You fail at being unfabulous persongy, newfabulous person

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

But I can take as much ridicule as a whore can take male reproductive organ, as long as JB isn’t insulted.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I am 100% willing to spend the time I am here on forumwarz (which is alot, maybe more than the crotch zombie team is on it during a week) being your bff and promoting your greatness across the forumwarz world. I will not only offer my services, but as you can see from this thread, my klan is already nearly JB worshippers. I will share any BP I earn with my klanmates so you not only get 1 bff but you get a handful of other really great friends too!

Trust me, Brainfreeze will go out of our way to let you know we appreciate you and all of your friends.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

BlankTH Posted:

You fail at being unfabulous persongy, newfabulous person

Hey now, let’s not fight amongst ourselves! After all, a JB supporter is a JB supporter and that’s a truly rare breed. Save that vitriol for the REAL enemy out there. Log in to see images!

...because this is about friendship, right? You’re…you’re not just in it for the BP, are you? Are you...?

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Log in to see images!

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Log in to see images!As you know I am here much of the day out of sheer boredom and having a small life. But I am willing to give up my whole life to you. For a week.

Log in to see images!I will be a great bumet to you for that time, you must believe me. I don;t even want the BP, I will gladly give you my services for nothing and give away the BP to the needy.

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Log in to see images!I’m awesome, you’re awesome, so let’s be awesome together.

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