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Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I can cry if I want to.*

As of today I am 22. It’s all meaningless birthdays after 21, until 25 at which time I can be elected as a House Representative.

*I do not want to but appreciate having the right.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

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Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

sweet dude, happy birthday

also, at 25 you can rent a car


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

e-peen for celebrating orb’s birthday plz

Raepdog1988

Avatar: 65351 Mon Dec 01 17:36:56 -0500 2008
1

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

27 You Can Lease an Apartment.


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FREND MI OR UR A fabulous personGGGET (no homo)

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

No. It’s not.

You were never born, you were simply spawned by the collective subconscious emanations of transvestite weeaboos throughout the interbum.


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Raepdog1988

Avatar: 65351 Mon Dec 01 17:36:56 -0500 2008
1

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

You doing anything special for it?


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FREND MI OR UR A fabulous personGGGET (no homo)

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORB!


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Happy Birthday Orb.

At 25 your insurance rates drop too!


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advil0

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

hAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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is this where we call you fat?


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mooseknuckle

Avatar: Chugging Beer
6

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Orb Posted:

I can cry if I want to.*

As of today I am 22. It’s all meaningless birthdays after 21, until 25

The only thing you have to look forward to is the insurance drop at 25


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

only 18 years until you can become president. I’m p sure there will be an e-peen then, so this is why I post


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Happy birthday.


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

bummoppet

Avatar: 47899 2011-07-31 00:21:31 -0400
16

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

Orb Posted:

I can cry if I want to.*

As of today I am 22. It’s all meaningless birthdays after 21, until 25 at which time I can be elected as a House Representative.

I do not want to but appreciate having the right.

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

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kittiejenn edited this message on 11/13/2008 12:26AM

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Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

Murderousness

Avatar: Ron Paul
5

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Happy birthday you half-human blood robot.

You are horrible and unfathomable and you are cool


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Happy Birthday, Orb!

/me checks the forum

If it really is your birthday, that is…


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Happy Birthday


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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