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Gay The unofficial "what the ****" Episode 3 waiting room. <HEAVY spoilers>

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Big Brother Posted:

I imagined a whole sequence for Ep3 begginning based on your clbum and the “Dr. Jojo Brainscan theory”.

If Troll:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, one ascii eye opens and then another opens.

As the notes continue, the eyes look around. They see a robotic arm on the shelf. On the final notes, the robotic arm reaches up into the air, and on the final note, the middle finger extends.

If Camwhore:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, two ascii female eyes open one by one.

The eyes glance at the robotic arm, and then around the whole room. On the final notes, “ERROR! NO mammary glands!” flashes across the screen as the eyes cry.

If Emo Kid:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, two ascii eyes open one by one.

****. I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD. appears on the screen under the eyes.

/wipe hard drive appears on the screen as the notes are ending. The monitor turns off, but on again, and the eyes are still there. On the final note, **** appears on the monitor.

If Hacker:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, two ascii eyes open one by one.

The eyes blink several times, and dissappear. Code fills the screen. The lights go out. It zooms out to show the rest of the building. All electricity is off. Then, it zooms further out. The whole country of Germany has had a blackout, the only remaining lights spelling “HELLO WORLD”.

If Permanoob:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, two ascii eyes open one by one.

Suddenly, the tune changes to the chicken dance. The computer is filled with LOLOLOLOLOLOL… Dr. Jojo walks in on the last notes of the chicken dance and facepalms.

This is the most awesome idea to ever awesome.

James1011R

Avatar: 252493 2011-07-31 00:32:06 -0400
6

[Ultreon - Reborn]

Level 54 Hacker

Ultreon is short for fine upstanding member of societys that eat **** on a daily basis

Episode 2 was better than episode 1.

I pwned a level 30 after that.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

James1011R Posted:

Episode 2 was better than episode 1.

I pwned a level 30 after that.

Good job bumping a ridiculously old thread with a completely irrelevant post dip****

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
68

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

So how about that Episode 3, huh?

James1011R

Avatar: 252493 2011-07-31 00:32:06 -0400
6

[Ultreon - Reborn]

Level 54 Hacker

Ultreon is short for fine upstanding member of societys that eat **** on a daily basis

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

So how about that Episode 3, huh?

I doubt I will ever get the BP for that. Log in to see images!

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Log in to see images!

SanDyk was banned for this post by Ricket

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

James1011R Posted:

I doubt I will ever get the BP for that. Log in to see images!

you could you know…buy it. hell ill buy it for you if you spam all the mods with goatse everyday for 3 months.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

since this jaime101001111rrrr fabulous person decided to bunp a useless thread that isnt even relevant anymore because ep 3 is out can he get a ban and can we cos the **** out of this **** so it doesnt happen next time we get a very special fabulous person baby that decides its okay

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

James, srtop it.

James1011R

Avatar: 252493 2011-07-31 00:32:06 -0400
6

[Ultreon - Reborn]

Level 54 Hacker

Ultreon is short for fine upstanding member of societys that eat **** on a daily basis

Ricket Posted:

James, srtop it.

What did I do?

It’s better than posting a new thread about it!

James1011R edited this message on 07/17/2011 3:10PM

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

James1011R Posted:

What did I do?

It’s better than posting a new thread about it!

Because Episode 3 has been out for a while and no one gives a flying **** about it.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

James1011R Posted:

What did I do?

It’s better than posting a new thread about it!

You posted in a thread that had no new posts in over a year. That’s generally frowned upon. Also, your post was completely irrelevant. The thread was for people “waiting” for Episode 3 to talk about the ending of Episode 2 and what might be in Episode 3 (which since it’s out, we already know what’s in it). It’s like if last year all your friends were talking about Toy Story 3 and you ran up to them today and just blurted out “YEAH GUYS TOY STORY 2 WAS REALLY GOOD RIGHT? I GOT A BUZZ LIGHTYEAR”.

tl;dr stop posting about the game

James1011R

Avatar: 252493 2011-07-31 00:32:06 -0400
6

[Ultreon - Reborn]

Level 54 Hacker

Ultreon is short for fine upstanding member of societys that eat **** on a daily basis

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Don’t troll. This was a legit thread until trolls (NOT your forumwarz clbum!) tried to pwn this thread.

Also, trolling in Civil Discussion is reportable.

James1011R edited this message on 07/17/2011 9:48PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

James1011R Posted:

Don’t troll. This was a legit thread until trolls (NOT your forumwarz clbum!) tried to pwn this thread.

Also, trolling in Civil Discussion is reportable.

oh shut the **** up

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
68

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

James1011R Posted:

Don’t troll. This was a legit thread until trolls (NOT your forumwarz clbum!) tried to pwn this thread.

Also, trolling in Civil Discussion is reportable.

He’s not trolling. He’s telling you what you did wrong. You made an irrelevant post and necrobumped a thread.

EDIT: disregard this post, Crinkz said it better.

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 07/17/2011 9:52PM

bumonz

Avatar: 209389 2009-10-11 13:06:38 -0400
5

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Silly Puppy

James1011R Posted:

Don’t troll. This was a legit thread until trolls (NOT your forumwarz clbum!) tried to pwn this thread.

Also, trolling in Civil Discussion is reportable.

You are ****ing stupid Log in to see images!

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

James1011R Posted:

Don’t troll. This was a legit thread until trolls (NOT your forumwarz clbum!) tried to pwn this thread.

god damn you are the stupidest ****

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