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Log in to see images! Love and peace to everyone Log in to see images! MikePattonFanboi edited this message on 11/12/2008 5:29PM “Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”
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I wish you nothing but kindness and prosperity, OP. Good luck to you in you future endeavors!
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...presents... **** You, Swamp Rat
by Swamp Rat
>>> a cDc publication.......1991 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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WHAT THIS IS: It's a buncha stuff. So read it, already.
-S. Ratte'
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"My male reproductive organ #1" -7/9/90
If my male reproductive organ was a choke collar,
I would wrap it around your neck...
Pull it tight-
Thirty-six
Inches o'
Gore-filled
Hateful
mammary glands of salvation
-and strangle you like the dog you are.
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"That Damn Cat" -1/26/91
You don't like me,
You just want my food.
(And especially my dairy products.)
**** you, cat.
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"My male reproductive organ #2" -7/16/90
My male reproductive organ is-
the garter snake
in your garage
that you hit over and over
with the baseball bat.
Hiss.
Hiss.
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"Cut" -4/25/91 2/22/91
Two Aaaay Emmmm Plumb crazy, goin'
I drive by her house like a special fruit
His car's there to keep me regular.
And the lights are out. Stomach is raging
And i want to and there's blood
cut. in my ****.
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"Mud an' Bug Parts" -2/21/91
Half-naked in the
Dark, the couple standing on the porch
don't understand why i'm running down their
street - running to, running away - doesn't matter, just
SomePlace "Stupid ****ing kid!"... but they don't know the
puddles and rivers along the edge of the
streets, and the wild
grbum smell and the sky, the wall and eternity above
always above my head.
I jump up at it with a frustrated yell
to come crashing down in the
soggy wet grbum stings my legs, but i'm the earth now,
mud and water and bug parts and icky things
and it's right, and it's where i belong.
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"Grinch Hunt" -12/30/90
All the Whos down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot
So they rolled up their peppermint in gooey old snot
The Whos hated the Grinch, they baked him into a pie
And they chanted, and shouted -
"Grinch must die die die DIE!"
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"Nervous Phones" -2/21/91
Staring at the phone
And it's not ringing.
Now your phone is ringing
But it's not being stared at.
Huh.
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"My male reproductive organ #3"
My male reproductive organ, my male reproductive organ,
Is not a heroin fiend.
And if it was on the showroom floor,
I'd wax it to a glossy sheen.
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"Bury It" -2/25/90
bury it
beneath the swings
under the gravel
tracked, plowed by a hundred swinging feet
bury it
the ducks have gone
the lake is cold
bury it
with the blood from the last scraped knee
and the flakes of dried snot from a nose dragged across a jacket sleeve
and the knees of jeans are sanitized finally of their grbum stains.
Mom's pleased.
bury it
Snoopy is hit by a car
Encyclopedia Brown Gets Shot Down
Prom Night Mbumacre
The Sunday-morning waffles have imploded.
bury it
too inefficient
eat dogs? Cannibal dogs? dog eat dog?
bury it
plow it under
under the gravel
under the swing
tracked by a hundred feet, a thousand feet
bury it?
**** THAT noise... I'm alive, thank YOU very much.
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"Bamn Ditch #1"
Hey, you
If i wanted this kind of
Rudeness, disrespect, and inconsideration
I'd go up to a total stranger
On the street
-beat 'em over the head with a baseball bat
and wait for a reaction.
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Pogo-Stickin' Delirium" -11/19/90
I wield my mighty pogo-stick
And gallop across the plains of Armageddon
It's a well-oiled death machine
A precision masterpiece of engineering
Leaving 3-inch diameter holes in the foreheads
Of the unjust and irrational
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"A Job Worth Doing Is Worth Doing Right"
I saw her tonight. She doesn't even remember. How could she? She never
knew about the endless hours she had been thought about on the long summer days
and nights... the beautiful dreams about her with her soft billowy blonde hair,
fully rounded breasts and wide inviting hips. But it still aches and digs like
a phillips-head screwdriver tearing through my feet up to my brain. It's been
years, but it's not finished. Too polite, always too polite, to finish it.
Well, I'll finish it this time. I know where her bedroom is, and I've got a
gun.
I'll finish it now. I'll find out exactly what's going through her pretty
little head. It'll be easy when there's a hole through it.
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"Don't Stick Yer male reproductive organ In a Vacuum Cleaner Hose"
Under much strain of thought, I have come to the conclusion that my
favorite household appliance is the vacuum cleaner. Not just any vacuum
cleaner but a floor model with a long white hose. Not a Hoover, nor a
Shop-Vac, but a Kenmore from a mighty Sears store. Why do I prefer the vacuum
cleaner to the myriad of other available appliances? One big reason:
SEX.
But I won't bore you with the details. The vacuum cleaner is the
ultimate anal-retentive perfectionist device, which suits my personality
wonderfully well. Dirt over there? No problem! Dirt over here? Again, no
problem! The spiritual implications are many. Sin is synonymous with dirt.
CLEAN MY SOUL, CLEAN MY CARPET.
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"My male reproductive organ #4" -3/22/91
I'ma gonna pound my male reproductive organ flat as a pancake jus' to please you, dear.
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
There... two feet wide, quarter inch thick. Much like a sail for floating in a
lake with a cool breeze blowing, my male reproductive organ extended above - propelling me to and
fro. Or perhaps a fan, to flap and cool my testicles in the hot summer sun.
I can even roll it up, like a poster or carpet, and make the meanest poker you
ever did see.
YEEHAW!
YEEHAW!
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"The Fair" 10/1/88
I went to 'The Fair' last night/tonight...(late the 30th, whatever).
What fun. Wandered around & saw more booths selling hot dogs than I'd like
to, and lotsa prize booths, the entire 12-16 yr old population of Lubbock,
many grits, and a bad comedian. I went on this ride thing that spun around a
lot, which I wouldn't have rode except that I didn't pay for the tickets.
Lucky me. Saw some people from HS which I hadn't seen since graduation, which
was kinda nice. It's kinda depressing though, makes you realize how time
pbumes and people go and all that...you don't think about how you miss people,
even just acquaintances, before it's too late. There's a momentary lift with
the smile of recognition, and perhaps a nod or "hey", or short conversation.
Then you walk off separately, and think about the good times, or sense of
comradere... and you realize it's over now, and a great coldness fills
your spirit. Gads. All that time, friendships, acquaintances... all torn to
nothing. There's something really tragic in there.
The whole thing is starting NOW... and it's not gonna end. Damn.
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"Bamn Ditch #2"
You ****...
I'd like to pound your breasts flat with a hammer
And **** you with a chainsaw.
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"Stacy"
There was this girl who wanted to marry me when i was about 6 years old.
Our romantic hopes were dashed, however, when I almost poked her eyes out with
a stick.
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"Better, Stronger, Faster"
...doo doo dii doo...doo dii doo duuu dii doo dii dooo duuu.
"But Oscar... I know I can handle the Communist spies AND stop the space
alien invasion AND Save The Whales... my Bionic Kung-Foo Grip can do wonders,
not to mention cyberpsychoplasmic eyesight/nasal enhancer combo."
"The Agency knows that, Steve, but it's an awful lot to risk... your
insurance premiums could SKYROCKET!"
"**** you, Oscar. And your stupid briefcase. Me an' Jamie's gonna check
out my hydrolically-enhanced male reproductive organ, so HA!"
****in' hockey puckin'.
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"My male reproductive organ #5" -4/8/91
I'm feeling antagonistic towards my male reproductive organ
So me an' male reproductive organ are gonna go at it
"No holds barred", as they say
And when it's over,
One of us is gonna be BEATEN to a BLOODY PULP.
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That's it for now. Hey, call the only AE line I know of in existence:
The Polka AE 806/794-4362 Pw:KILL
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/((___))\|Demon Roach Undrgrnd.806/794-4362|NIHILISM..............517/546-0585|
[ x x ] |Paisley Pasture......916/673-8412|Ripco II..............312/528-5020|
\ / |Tequila Willy's GSC..209/526-3194|The Works.............617/861-8976|
(' ') |Lunatic Labs.........213/655-0691|Condemned Reality.....618/397-7702|
(U) |====================================================================|
.ooM |Copr. 1991 cDc communications by Swamp Rat 07/20/91-#175|
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