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Goatse.cx ARFENHOUSE!!!!!!11111

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Yeah, this is old as hell, but screw you I think it’s funny.

Story goes, some dude was ****y that people made **** little RPG Maker or whatever games, so he decided to make the worst possible game he could. Thus, arfenhouse was born and holy hell was it crap. But at the same time wonderful Log in to see images!

Basically, the game’s about Housemaster, the heroic slice of bread that guards the large one-room mansion Arfenhouse for absolutely no reason at all against evil invaders that try to take his arfenhouse away—also for no apparent reason. In this story, his long-time rival Evil Kitty breaks into Arfenhouse and takes over, unleashing a swarm of malevolent frogs, turnips, and birds everywhere. Housemaster must overcome this challenge and regain his Arfenhouse.

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ARFENHOUSE TOO!!!!

ARFENHOUSE!111 3!!!!

ARFENHOUSE FOR!!!11

Something_Witty edited this message on 11/12/2008 10:15AM

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

however, the games are the precursor to what everybody knows, THE MOVIES

FIRST ONE

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

ARFENHOUSE TOO!!!11

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

I love all the arfenhouse series Log in to see images!

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

argh **** there doesn’t appear to be Youtubes for the next 2 so just watch them on Newgrounds it’s worth it ok

TRAILER FOR ARFENHOUSE 3

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

ARFENHOUSE THE MOVIE 3

btw this little April Fools joke was a takeoff of the ending to Breath of Fire 3 Log in to see images!

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

yeah by this point he was apparently sick of making them or something so he decided to **** around with the slobbering fanboys the series picked up

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

can you tell he wanted to make this the last one Log in to see images!

also there is no 5

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

yeah i’m shamelessly bumping this thread so what **** you

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
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[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

bumping good thread about great old series, from when newgrounds was worth a damn.

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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

This was one of the series that helped mold my retardation to what it is today. It is made of win and copper nipples. To those who haven’t watched it: You’re missing out.

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