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Ban Me 2 BP if I bust a nut (NSFW)

arbitrayer

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Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Mister_bum Posted:

One day, Lenore found a book. She was not one to be fond of books, but this one was special.

After a bunch of weird crap happened, she ended up having sex with some guy who apparently was her friend.

And then she let him in a little secret.

“I was embalmed!”

Cries of terror were heard.

I’m sure none of you fabulous persons got the reference. Log in to see images!

lenore is some **** from an edgar allen poe poem. coincidence?

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Lenore is a cute little dead girl.

Hooray for Roman Dirge.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:3LgXCM8kJzIipM:http://www.loltrain.com/Man%2520Trian.jpg

Check that **** out, you will definitely like it Log in to see images!

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Oh btw, I just wanted to take this moment to express my feelings for myself. Without me, I would have never gotten as far in life as me expected. Thank me.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

I really don’t lime spam, so stupid.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Lol I meant “Like” not lime. lol Silly me!

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Quintuple post. I win.

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shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Ok I’ll stop posting now, I’m aware that people are getting annoyed by my repeated posting. I apologize.

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

If you don’t nut to this…

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

... then perhaps this is more your thing?

http://hostfile.org/36687_1182007193748.jpg

(90% of people would probably say “WTF” so… not embedding)

7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

FalconFour Posted:

... then perhaps this is more your thing?

http://hostfile.org/36687_1182007193748.jpg

(90% of people would probably say “WTF” so… not embedding)

dawg u dawg

Tiki

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial
3

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes
]

Level 36 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

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Crippl3

Avatar: Toy Mouth
2

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra bumer I usually put in the pan when I’m grilling grill’d cheese.

I didn’t notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn’t taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor’s 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor’s yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better – I nonchalantly told her I used a different bumer, which in it’s essence wasn’t entirely a lie, I just didn’t specify it was my nut bumer. I’m not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

DragonClaw

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

probably not going to win…

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

post

Bigandtasty edited this message on 11/12/2008 8:02AM

HxC Waffle

Avatar: 79138 Mon Nov 17 08:24:09 -0500 2008

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes
]

Level 29 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

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MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

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8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

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smecksy

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

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MOCK-CONGLERS **** Posted:

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smecksy

you have incredibly good taste! Log in to see images!

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Avatar: Kitten
17

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

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Rayffer

Avatar: 68023 Fri Nov 28 09:45:34 -0500 2008
4

[WeChall]

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

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