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tapion

Avatar: 77330 Sat Oct 25 19:53:01 -0400 2008

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I’m going to attempt to 1 hit the boss thread of the final forum >.> This is probably impossible. But I’ve respec’d so that points only went towards my hacker skills (to get avtr, the best hacker skill so far) and the entire rest have gone to offense. I bought 2 more beast0r cablez (already had one, and I have the other +15 off/def item that doesn’t have the luck bonus), so that’s my 4 hacker equips giving me 60 offense on top of which I have. Optimized the rest of the equipment I have towards strength (I don’t have all .moar files, so there are probably better ones for this), and at level 30, I have a total of 118 offense right now. with 2 left-over points, and 5*5 points for the next 5 levels (I’ve heard 35 is the new cap), that should give me 9 more offense points. Level 35, 127 offense. Can has one-hit on boss thread? Will update when I get there (I’m bumuming this was already thought of by the devs, but hey, we’ll see Log in to see images!

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

I’ve got all beastors and max offense, even if I get to level 35 it’s not possible. Log in to see images!

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

It probably will have to be two shot. With my current build my highest attack was around 4000. I will try also when I get additional moar files.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Vuron did the Emo math and doesn’t think it’s mathematically possible given what is known. Of course there could be things yet to be discovered that could change that.

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

I don’t think it is possible either, but I… I don’t know, someone else can give me a reason why.

Rasta-Theclo-
wn

Avatar: Rasta-Theclown's Avatar

Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

If anyone does it, I’m thinking it’ll be an Emo Kid.

Two shots (ready the Life After Death before going into battle), and one of them is uber-charged.

I think I’ll be talking to haxlrose when I hit 35.

I wonder if they already have a E-peen planned…



EDIT: I imagine it’ll be called something like “OVER 9999!”

Personally, I’d call it “enuff dakka,” but that’s a reference nobody will get.

Rasta-Theclown edited this message on 11/06/2008 2:34AM

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

So, is the Boss Thread different after you beat the game? I ‘died’ on my run through Geronimo, but still ‘beat’ the game. Which kind of annoyed me, because I uberstacked up on consumables, eager to finish Episode 2, but was till working through a combo-run.

Is it possible to actually beat Geronimo for the purposes of a combo-run, or is this the current ‘Holy Grail’ on FWZ?

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Rasta-Theclown Posted:

Personally, I’d call it “enuff dakka,” but that’s a reference nobody will get.

Warhammer 40K Ork Truck?

tapion

Avatar: 77330 Sat Oct 25 19:53:01 -0400 2008

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Acid Flux Posted:

So, is the Boss Thread different after you beat the game? I ‘died’ on my run through Geronimo, but still ‘beat’ the game. Which kind of annoyed me, because I uberstacked up on consumables, eager to finish Episode 2, but was till working through a combo-run.

Is it possible to actually beat Geronimo for the purposes of a combo-run, or is this the current ‘Holy Grail’ on FWZ?

The difference after you beat the game is that when you get to the boss thread, they let you try to attack. However, the attacks do 99999, and I’ve yet to actually get a miss from them. Only fought it a few times, though. I would think that since you die, it’s not recorded as pwning a forum, don’t really know though.

tapion edited this message on 11/06/2008 12:26PM

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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tapion Posted:

The difference after you beat the game is that when you get to the boss thread, they let you try to attack. However, the attacks do 99999, and I’ve yet to actually get a miss from them. Only fought it a few times, though. I would think that since you die, it’s not recorded as pwning a forum, don’t really know though.

The boss thread will never miss, hence why it’s called a boss thread. Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

I “think” emo kids might be able to do it. If you can get a decent amount of offense off of .moar files, put everything into whino, 1 into life after death, and rest into offense, let the thread before the boss thread hit you down to around 20hp or so, it “might” be able to happen. Oh and have around 800 ego.

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 11/06/2008 12:37PM

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Crinkz Posted:

I “think” emo kids might be able to do it. If you can get a decent amount of offense off of .moar files, put everything into whino, 1 into life after death, and rest into offense, let the thread before the boss thread hit you down to around 20hp or so, it “might” be able to happen. Oh and have around 800 ego.

Impossible still without a sufficiently powerful base attack (read: 300 base) skill.

Healbot edited this message on 11/06/2008 12:44PM

Adeptus

Avatar: 11389 Thu Oct 16 15:20:36 -0400 2008
18

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Crinkz Posted:

I “think” emo kids might be able to do it. If you can get a decent amount of offense off of .moar files, put everything into whino, 1 into life after death, and rest into offense, let the thread before the boss thread hit you down to around 20hp or so, it “might” be able to happen. Oh and have around 800 ego.

You do more damage if your max ego is higher, since 20/1500 (say) is much smaller than 20/800. Don’t know whether you’d be better off spending points in ego or in offense though.

Adeptus edited this message on 11/06/2008 12:46PM

Alorwin

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry
10

[This klans name is-
roughly fifty cha-
racters long
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Having manage to take off 4700 health from the boss thread, I can say that it is… potentially possible. However, it requires two hits, and having activated life after death before entering the thread. The first hit would be the 135-attack skill, while having as low an ego as you can try to get too before entering the thread [50 or less], then everybody hurts [200 attack] after.

At 82 offense, using this strategy did 4700 damage, with a re-build focusing into offense, offense can be put to 130-135, or possibly higher.

Required .moar files:

more random keystrokes.dtbs

Pictures of YOU.leer or The Soggiest Cracker.leer

****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

chee-z – More_legit_than_hammer_AND_LL_cool_j.noiz

useless program that only wastes space.exec

As these mostly give +7, or in the last two, +6.

Items:

I almost had sex with a woman; Book; 10 offense

And the best emo-kid equipment.

Someone give this a shot?

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Sounds interesting but I have a feeling that they’ll make it harder anyway like what they did before because you are not supposed to pwn it.

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 25677 Tue Mar 31 17:59:16 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

purchace championchips

quangntenemy Posted:

Sounds interesting but I have a feeling that they’ll make it harder anyway like what they did before because you are not supposed to pwn it.

I don’t think so. If that was the case, then why not simply have the same or similar event that kills you before you have the chance to get an attack in?

Has anyone tried the Game Dolphin on it yet?

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Shallow Esophagus, now revealed as a Sentrillion employee, has offered you a lucrative mission: Help take down his rival search company, Geronimo!

It’s balls-to-the-wall time now. Get ye to the Geronimo! Official Forums and start pwning away. Or are you scared?

Update!

Oops! Looks like you’re far too dead to defeat this forum at this time. Maybe you should come back when Episode 3 is ready!

(No, really, you should.)

LookingGlbum

Avatar: 25772 Sun Jun 07 12:12:14 -0400 2009
27

[pizza party]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Agreed, you are not suppose to own it. I just finished last night, had plenty of ego left, plenty of drugs. I still died.

Stats for anyone interested.

Level 25

Ego 1700

Douchebaggery 1284

Offense 26

Defense 77

Luck 17

Frugality 11

Charisma 6

Upkeep 6

Alignment 14% Evil

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Also, this whole situation bring up the saddest thing in Ep 2 – the fact that the Up-Suck ability didin’t work when I tried to use it on Geronimo to drain my ego. Log in to see images!

Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

I think its more so Emo Kids don’t get overpowered. SInce the ability to drain ego means more to them.

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