With the new E-Peen system, I think we all want to know how much every E-Peen is worth, and I think it’s a sensible idea to exchange info on this in a reasonably organized fashion. A few observations:

– E-Peen is scaled

– Biggest is fixed at 13

– Smallest seems 0 (confirm this if you have a 0 E-Peen alt)

If we want to gather info we need the following things:

– Orb, Scully, Simon etc don’t gain any E-Peen please (makes calculations harder);

– Every day you get E-Peen you record what you had before and after and post here. Note that the value only updates at rollover.

I think we’re looking for base values for Peens, and the formula for length would be

E-Peen length = total base value / highest base value * 13

When we find the base values for newly acquired E-Peen, we can extrapolate to find the values of older, now unattainable Peen and come up with a comprehensive list on the wiki.

I’m sorry hon, I’m doing pistachio. Based on what I’ve seen those peens will not carry as much weight. Exclusive peens are definitely weighted – JB currently has 14 E-Peens, but a 9.07” penor.

Most of his peens are Forumbuildr, but he also has the official CZ and the Day One. Jalapeno profile

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It seems that uniques and forumbuildr ones are definitely highly ranked.

PD is no longer active but has the largest one currently I suspect his is heavily made up of the forumbuildr ones, the top buildr one, and the uniques.

I suspect that the values needed to get to average size can be achieved through the storyline peens but that the relative value for a 8+ length requires either a ton of peens or a handful of the rare ones.

Just a glance at my alts shows that my unique E-Peen must be worth quite a bit.

Chandler Bing Posted:

I have Big Day, Flaming Black Operative and An Extra Quarter… and I’m smaller? How??

Klan peen?

Also, gathering data from player profiles and a round of simultaneous equations should solve this.

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

Also, gathering data from player profiles and a round of simultaneous equations should solve this.

Some of them will be easy to guess but it will be hard to determine for the handful of people that have multiple uniques.

8.69 now, will update for Chai.

From that one other thread.

Evil Trout Posted:

A lot of E-Peen are about to grow — I am removing inactive players from the calculation.

This pretty clearly implies that E-Peen are ranked on the fly according to how many people have them, which means that E-Peen values and totals will fluctuate constantly. In combination with the ease of getting to 6” (which means that the translation of value to length is not constant, but varies with your current length) it’s going to be awfully difficult to spade. The easiest way to do this would be to start by finding the value of a unique E-Peen post 6”, then one that two people have, etc. Of course, you’d need a lot of E-Peens that only very few people have.

pigeon Posted:

From that one other thread.

This pretty clearly implies that E-Peen are ranked on the fly according to how many people have them, which means that E-Peen values and totals will fluctuate constantly. In combination with the ease of getting to 6” (which means that the translation of value to length is not constant, but varies with your current length) it’s going to be awfully difficult to spade. The easiest way to do this would be to start by finding the value of a unique E-Peen post 6”, then one that two people have, etc. Of course, you’d need a lot of E-Peens that only very few people have.

Well, that would explain why length doesn’t update until rollover, so I guess it makes sense.