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News epeen now displayed in inches

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

discuss

lol

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

prefer the numbers that are the actual peen count… since this is a number… just one that doesn’t make sense

if the peen pic was bigger or smaller depending on the peen then that would make sense in the inches

elenaratelimit edited this message on 11/05/2008 4:30PM

urbanpulse

Avatar: Nipple Piercing

Level 54 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

i have a small male reproductive organ Log in to see images!

anyhooters doesnt really matter. a male reproductive organ is a male reproductive organ is a male reproductive organ. though i do like the idea of it actually having a longer/shorter pic Log in to see images!

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

So when will we get an official leaderboard?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Nillo Posted:

So when will we get an official leaderboard?

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen_length

Updates nightly.

Go Orb!

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

MC Banhammer Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen_length

Updates nightly.

Go Orb!

Very nice.

Now all we need to do is make an E-Peen for topping that leaderboard, and make it worth 2”. Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

MC Banhammer Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen_length

Updates nightly.

Go Orb!

i hate you one inch more than i did three hours ago

themailman05

Avatar: Dust Mite

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

LMAO check out my schlong

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

themailman05 Posted:

LMAO check out my schlong

Sure, just hand me a magnifying glbum.

Rastanarchar-
ismarx

Avatar: Rastanarcharismarx's Avatar
21

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Why is the US system used instead of the metric system which is international!

I HATE NIGS

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
2

[WE HATE NIGZ]

Level 24 Hacker

i'm a stupid fine upstanding member of society loving fabulous person who has male fine upstanding member of societys **** in my bumhole

Before, small peen just showed you were a noob.

Now, small peen is comedic!

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MC Banhammer Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen_length

Updates nightly.

Go Orb!

Bizarre, but intriguing.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Orb Posted:

Bizarre, but intriguing.

You could choke a guy with that thing. If you get a clone of me, our peens other are only a little bit bigger than yours.

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

Rastanarcharismarx Posted:

Why is the US system used instead of the metric system which is international!

Seconded exept less gay and with a question mark.

On second thoughts I couldn’t really care less.

Although I think both the number of peen you have and how long it is should be displayed, the old system made more sense to me.

Also you should be able to see on your peenlist which ones are worth what.

But all in all it’s an ååsum idee

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

PDB’s is 15.29”, but he’s inactive.

Btw can we get “YOU HAVE X FORUM VISITS LEFT AND A TINY male reproductive organ” updated now?

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

I suggest making it show your epeen # on mouseover. No need to just make them all link to the wiki.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Sweet! I have an average-sized male reproductive organ.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Jesus why are we in the 18th century still?

Metric for god’s sake.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

quangntenemy Posted:

PDB’s is 15.29”, but he’s inactive.

Btw can we get “YOU HAVE X FORUM VISITS LEFT AND A TINY male reproductive organ” updated now?

Oh wow. That’s actually immensely funny because he’s been gone for ages AND has a bigger epeen than everyone by a gratuitously large margin

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Oh wow. That’s actually immensely funny because he’s been gone for ages AND has a bigger epeen than everyone by a gratuitously large margin

he also has less e-peens than some people

so medal peens must be worth a lot of length

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