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[CLOSED] Presidential Election 2008 | |||||||
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I hope trout got a presidential victory speech prepared for both candidates also please, the visits, give them at rollover to avoid grief. |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:05AM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
This thread’s number is 16969.
This says to me that we are voting for a singular double-sixty-nining.
WHOEVER WINS, THEY ALL ORGY! |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:07AM | View TJF588's Profile | # | ||||||
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JioCaged Posted:
I have no idea but my guess would be whenever the poles on the East Coast close so that this poll isn’t unduly influenced.
SR6 |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:07AM | View Scary_Retard_6's Profile | # | ||||||
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Obama FTW! He’s in the lead here by LOADS anyway. ;;>__> |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:07AM | View A Broken Box's Profile | # | ||||||
Someone just be sure to tell me when I can Friend Request McCai— Waitaminute, I CAN FRIEND |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:11AM | View TJF588's Profile | # | ||||||
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well this sucks i wanted a new item. so i voted for obama because he’s obviously going to win |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:16AM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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FAIL Posted:
I didn’t read it at all before voting. Sucks for me. Unless McCain wins Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:18AM | View meeeeeeeeee's Profile | # | ||||||
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Fran Posted:
Gotta agree with that! |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:19AM | View RebirthThom's Profile | # | ||||||
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I’ve got 100k Flezz, do you think that puts me in the rich 25%? |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:19AM | View AIDSFACE34's Profile | # | ||||||
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Fran Posted:
Indeed.
TAKE MY FLEZZ AND I’LL TAKE YOUR EXTRA 1/4’’ OBAMA Log in to see images!
Time to go wait in line at the polls. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:20AM | View Orb's Profile | # | ||||||
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Trout made a decent topic? What is this world coming to? Log in to see images!
AIDSFACE34 Posted:
NO ACTUALLY YOU’RE PRETTY POOR BY EPISODE 2 STANDARDS |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:23AM | ****tlebricks | # | ||||||
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Obama.
Now where’s my e-peen. |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:25AM | View Pallanza Orien's Profile | # | ||||||
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Step 1) Create illegal alt with throw-away email
Step 2) Vote for and Friend John McCain or Ron Paul
Step 3) Watch Fran/other peenwhores cry
Step 4) *sips beer*
E: Bonus points if a peenwhore commits suicide, quits the game, or starts rant threads (bonus in this case per thread AND per unique poster).
E2: Bonus item, you bumholes. Who gives a **** about flezz, flezz is worthless and pointless unless you are a leaderboardwhore, in which case, you take the game too srsly anyhow and need to die. DOPE-HARDCORE-0 edited this message on 11/04/2008 11:28AM |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:25AM | View DOPE-HARDCORE-0's Profile | # | ||||||
The most ironic thing about this contest is it’s not a contest at all.
Also:
While custom titles are necessarily good, an e-peen is permanent. After all, permanent and temporary are two different things.
You could change anyone’s custom title anyway.
”Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.” vs. ”Every active account will receive a special and unique item.” McCain certainly has points on this one, as said. Though the item must certainly be special, one that has more bonuses than the e-peen. Then again peen whores like to acgreat timesulate, and since a unique item is -singular-, while the e-peen is -great timesulative-, everyone gets the idea.
”Since I am a socialist, I will tax the richest active Forumwarz accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the poorest active accounts.” vs. ”Since I am a capitalist, I will tax the poorest active accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the wealthy active accounts.” 1 to 100. (Higher being the richest.) My guess is that the 25% of the 90 to 100 shall be deducted and be distributed to the lowest 20 to 1?
”I will tax the poorest active accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the wealthy active accounts.” Using simple math, I am to conclude that all new users will vote for this. asdf123 edited this message on 11/04/2008 11:48AM |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:28AM | View asdf123's Profile | # | ||||||
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My analysis:
”Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.” Nice, but that’s just one day’s worth of visits. Also, think about the server load. Log in to see images! vs. ”Every active account will receive a special and new item.” Depends on what the item does, but it will surely boost all stats. If everyone gets the same item, we could get something that’s a game-breaking advantage to new player’s, or nearly useless for high-level characters. Hard to balance. Still better, I think. Edit:Now that I think of it, the effects could vary depending on level, like Ego +(level * 4) or Offence +(level / 3). Advantage: Log in to see images!
”Since I am a socialist, I will tax the richest active Forumwarz accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the poorest active accounts.” I don’t think I’m among the richest, but if I am, what else do I have to spend my Flezz on anyway? Helping fresh players is a good cause. vs. ”Since I am a capitalist, I will tax the poorest active accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the wealthy active accounts.” Giving new players a disadvantage and distributing Flezz to players who have more than they’ll ever use is unfair. Log in to see images! Advantage: Log in to see images!
”Jobs will give double the points for the 24 hours following my win.” Great, since I’m trying to become Chai as a Kite. vs. ”I will randomly scatter 100BP over the accounts of those who voted for me.” “Scatter.” Which probably means an average of less than one BP per voter. Plus that I have all the BP I need right now. Advantage: Log in to see images!
Bonus 1: The US Election ”I will give out free access to Episode 2 to 10 random accounts who voted for me.” I already have Episode 2. vs. ”Evil Trout will record a karaoke version of the song of your choosing and will post it on Flamebate to mock endlessly.” I would like to see (and hear) this. Though there’s always the risk of a lame song getting selected. Advantage: Log in to see images!
Bonus 2: Friends ”I will give a new E-Peen™ to those who voted for me.” I always crave more peen Log in to see images!, and it will last forever. Not so fun when everyone has it, though. vs. ”Custom titles changes will be free for a special pre-announced 30 minute timeframe.” Could be fun. Imagine the mayhem with everyone changing eachothers’ titles. Advantage: Log in to see images!
Conclusion: Obama 3, McCain 2.
My virtual vote goes for Obama.
Ralph Nader Posted: Everybody vote for this guy!Log in to see images! doktor_cake edited this message on 11/04/2008 12:00PM |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:28AM | View doktor_cake's Profile | # | ||||||
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DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:
Missed steps five and six.
Step 5) ????
Step 6) PROFIT! |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:29AM | View Patch The Darknu...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Oh, and for those that haven’t guessed it yet:
If Obama wins he will renege on his promises because of the Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:30AM | View DOPE-HARDCORE-0's Profile | # | ||||||
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ATTENTION OBAMA VOTERS!
You can only vote once per account, but to cinch the E-Peen we need Obama to get more friend requests.
USE ALL OF YOUR ALTS to send a friend request to Obama. The more friend requests sent, the better. If you’ve already voted, you MUST MAKE SURE TO FRIEND OBAMA, as much as possible! |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:32AM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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PatchTheDarknut Posted:
do you have any idea how unfunny that is
i want a unique item and a kareoke trout! this election saddens me |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:33AM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
Evil Trout will at least have the decency to pull a Don Pardo and tell us what we didn’t win… rights?! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 11:34AM | View TJF588's Profile | # | ||||||