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Contest [CLOSED] Presidential Election 2008

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

I hope trout got a presidential victory speech prepared for both candidates

also please, the visits, give them at rollover to avoid grief.

TJF588

Avatar: TJF588's Avatar
16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

This thread’s number is 16969.

This says to me that we are voting for a singular double-sixty-nining.

WHOEVER WINS, THEY ALL ORGY!

Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

JioCaged Posted:

When does this poll end?

I have no idea but my guess would be whenever the poles on the East Coast close so that this poll isn’t unduly influenced.

SR6

A Broken Box

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

[Bonkenhi Boards VI]

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Obama FTW!

He’s in the lead here by LOADS anyway. ;;>__>

TJF588

Avatar: TJF588's Avatar
16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Someone just be sure to tell me when I can Friend Request McCai— Waitaminute, I CAN FRIEND *forget name* uhhh… Log in to see images! TJF588 edited this message on 11/04/2008 11:12AM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

well this sucks i wanted a new item. so i voted for obama because he’s obviously going to win

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

FAIL Posted:

**** I read it wrong Log in to see images!

CHANGE MY VOTE TO OBAMA

I didn’t read it at all before voting. Sucks for me. Unless McCain wins Log in to see images!

RebirthThom

Avatar: 18189 Sat Dec 20 10:58:29 -0500 2008
18

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Fran Posted:

Holy ****, got my vote.

PEENWHORES UNITE!

Gotta agree with that!

AIDSFACE34

Avatar: Blonde Woman
8

Level 58 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

I’ve got 100k Flezz, do you think that puts me in the rich 25%?

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Fran Posted:

Holy ****, got my vote.

PEENWHORES UNITE!

Indeed.

TAKE MY FLEZZ AND I’LL TAKE YOUR EXTRA 1/4’’ OBAMA Log in to see images!

Time to go wait in line at the polls. Log in to see images!

****tlebricks

Avatar: 64836 Sun Oct 26 21:31:24 -0400 2008
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Trout made a decent topic? What is this world coming to? Log in to see images!

AIDSFACE34 Posted:

I’ve got 100k Flezz, do you think that puts me in the rich 25%?

NO ACTUALLY YOU’RE PRETTY POOR BY EPISODE 2 STANDARDS

Pallanza Ori-
en

Avatar: 56432 2009-09-19 05:27:04 -0400

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Obama.

Now where’s my e-peen.

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

Avatar: DOPE-HARDCORE-0's Avatar
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Step 1) Create illegal alt with throw-away email

Step 2) Vote for and Friend John McCain or Ron Paul

Step 3) Watch Fran/other peenwhores cry

Step 4) *sips beer*

E: Bonus points if a peenwhore commits suicide, quits the game, or starts rant threads (bonus in this case per thread AND per unique poster).

E2: Bonus item, you bumholes. Who gives a **** about flezz, flezz is worthless and pointless unless you are a leaderboardwhore, in which case, you take the game too srsly anyhow and need to die.

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 edited this message on 11/04/2008 11:28AM

asdf123

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 18 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

The most ironic thing about this contest is it’s not a contest at all.

Also:

Bonus 2: Friends

”I will give a new E-Peen™ to those who voted for me.” vs. ”Custom titles changes will be free for a special pre-announced 30 minute timeframe.”

While custom titles are necessarily good, an e-peen is permanent. After all, permanent and temporary are two different things.

You could change anyone’s custom title anyway.

”Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.” vs. ”Every active account will receive a special and unique item.”

McCain certainly has points on this one, as said. Though the item must certainly be special, one that has more bonuses than the e-peen. Then again peen whores like to acgreat timesulate, and since a unique item is -singular-, while the e-peen is -great timesulative-, everyone gets the idea.

”Since I am a socialist, I will tax the richest active Forumwarz accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the poorest active accounts.” vs. ”Since I am a capitalist, I will tax the poorest active accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the wealthy active accounts.”

1 to 100. (Higher being the richest.) My guess is that the 25% of the 90 to 100 shall be deducted and be distributed to the lowest 20 to 1?

”I will tax the poorest active accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the wealthy active accounts.”

Using simple math, I am to conclude that all new users will vote for this.

asdf123 edited this message on 11/04/2008 11:48AM

doktor_cake

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
13

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

My analysis:

”Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.”

Nice, but that’s just one day’s worth of visits. Also, think about the server load. Log in to see images!

vs.

”Every active account will receive a special and new item.”

Depends on what the item does, but it will surely boost all stats. If everyone gets the same item, we could get something that’s a game-breaking advantage to new player’s, or nearly useless for high-level characters. Hard to balance. Still better, I think. Edit:Now that I think of it, the effects could vary depending on level, like Ego +(level * 4) or Offence +(level / 3).

Advantage: Log in to see images!

”Since I am a socialist, I will tax the richest active Forumwarz accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the poorest active accounts.”

I don’t think I’m among the richest, but if I am, what else do I have to spend my Flezz on anyway? Helping fresh players is a good cause.

vs.

”Since I am a capitalist, I will tax the poorest active accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the wealthy active accounts.”

Giving new players a disadvantage and distributing Flezz to players who have more than they’ll ever use is unfair. Log in to see images!

Advantage: Log in to see images!

”Jobs will give double the points for the 24 hours following my win.”

Great, since I’m trying to become Chai as a Kite.

vs.

”I will randomly scatter 100BP over the accounts of those who voted for me.”

“Scatter.” Which probably means an average of less than one BP per voter. Plus that I have all the BP I need right now.

Advantage: Log in to see images!

Bonus 1: The US Election

”I will give out free access to Episode 2 to 10 random accounts who voted for me.”

I already have Episode 2.

vs.

”Evil Trout will record a karaoke version of the song of your choosing and will post it on Flamebate to mock endlessly.”

I would like to see (and hear) this. Though there’s always the risk of a lame song getting selected.

Advantage: Log in to see images!

Bonus 2: Friends

”I will give a new E-Peen™ to those who voted for me.”

I always crave more peen Log in to see images!, and it will last forever. Not so fun when everyone has it, though.

vs.

”Custom titles changes will be free for a special pre-announced 30 minute timeframe.”

Could be fun. Imagine the mayhem with everyone changing eachothers’ titles.

Advantage: Log in to see images!

Conclusion:

Obama 3, McCain 2.

My virtual vote goes for Obama.

Ralph Nader Posted:

O HAI

Ralph Nader here. Like McCain, I have skin as white as the freshly driven snow. But, like Obama, I’m also a radical Arab Muslim terrorist. Best of both worlds! Plus you get the “coolness factor” of voting for a third-party spoiler candidate.

I’d rather not comment on the state of my male reproductive organ, but let’s just say, as a consumer rights activist, I always deliver the goods. Log in to see images!

Also I have a ridiculously huge male reproductive organ. Uncut.

Since I’m a write-in candidate with a pretty limited campaign budget, I can’t offer you a damn thing if you vote for me. But I’ll tell you what: If Ralph Nader pulls an upset and wins the whole IRL election, you all get 100 ****ing BP.

Everybody vote for this guy!Log in to see images! doktor_cake edited this message on 11/04/2008 12:00PM

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

Step 1) Create illegal alt with throw-away email

Step 2) Vote for and Friend John McCain or Ron Paul

Step 3) Watch Fran/other peenwhores cry

Step 4) *sips beer*

E: Bonus points if a peenwhore commits suicide, quits the game, or starts rant threads (bonus in this case per thread AND per unique poster).

Missed steps five and six.

Step 5) ????

Step 6) PROFIT!

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Oh, and for those that haven’t guessed it yet:

If Obama wins he will renege on his promises because of the Log in to see images!

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

ATTENTION OBAMA VOTERS!

You can only vote once per account, but to cinch the E-Peen we need Obama to get more friend requests.

USE ALL OF YOUR ALTS to send a friend request to Obama.

The more friend requests sent, the better. If you’ve already voted, you MUST MAKE SURE TO FRIEND OBAMA, as much as possible!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

PatchTheDarknut Posted:

Missed steps five and six.

Step 5) ????

Step 6) PROFIT!

do you have any idea how unfunny that is

i want a unique item and a kareoke trout! this election saddens me

TJF588

Avatar: TJF588's Avatar
16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Evil Trout will at least have the decency to pull a Don Pardo and tell us what we didn’t win… rights?! Log in to see images!

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