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Gay Reilly O'Bill Path

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

This is for those who are to lazy to think while playing episode 2.
Reilly O’Bill
We’re gon’ cyber now. Open up that purty li’l mouth o’ y’alls. You ‘bout to get a big

ol’ helpin’ o’ Uncle Reilly’s shawarma. 3===> O-:
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Wha—?!
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Reilly O’Bill
Oh yeah.
You like that shawarma, dontcha boy? Yeah, go on an’ take that big, meaty shawarma

into y’all mouth. Just how you like it, ya li’l tramp.
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Excuse me?!
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Reilly O’Bill
It eats that shawarma. Eats it on up! It eats the shawarma and it likes it. It likes

that hummus sauce.
Go on an’ get it all over y’all chin. Aw, you’re so messy! So messy an’ naughty!
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable with all this.
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Reilly O’Bill
Oh yeah. Eat that ****. Eat it all up, ya li’l ****.
Eat up that chunky man-babaganoush.
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Nice talking to you and everything, but I really think I have to get going. Right now.
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Reilly O’Bill
Go ahead, boy. Stick that there greasy shawarma into y’all Greek pita. You gettin’ all

the trimmin’s this time, ****.
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
...
**** it, let’s go.
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Reilly O’Bill
That’s what I’m a-talkin’ about!
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Yeah, I’m sucking that fat male reproductive organ…
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Reilly O’Bill
(shawarma…call it shawarma)
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I’m sucking that…fat shawarma…
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Reilly O’Bill
You love it. Tell Uncle Reilly how much you love it.
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I love it. I love the shawarma.
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Reilly O’Bill
Yeah…
Now call me a fascist piece o’ dog****.
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
...what?
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Reilly O’Bill
Tell me how small my tiny white pecker is. Go on, boy.
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
You…have a small white pecker…?
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Reilly O’Bill
Oh, hell I say hell yeah! Tell me how badly we need universal healthcare.
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
What? I…
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Reilly O’Bill
Just do it, boy! Humiliate me!
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I…I think America really does need single-payer healthcare system. I learned as much

from Michael Moore.
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Reilly O’Bill
Daa-aang! Slow down, boy. I’m a-gettin’ hot!
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Not as hot as the Arctic Circle, which we are destroying with our lack of green

policies.
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Reilly O’Bill
What would y’all do on a date with Uncle Reilly?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Fighting for the liberation of a nation I’ve never been to or ever even heard of until

last week.
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Reilly O’Bill
Who’s the hottest TV host out theah?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I like that Jon Stewart. He’s funny, and he’s got that cute Jewish nose.
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Reilly O’Bill
Describe them genitals o’ y’alls.
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I’m all natural. Unkempt. In fact, I braided my pubes and bum-hair together, put some

beads in there and dyed ‘em green.
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Reilly O’Bill
If y’all could have your way with me, what would y’all do?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I would shove an anti-war protest sign up your bum until it tickles your prostate.

You sissy.
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Reilly O’Bill
Do y’all plan to use protection?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
A condom made out of chicken skin and sesame oil-based lube. I believe it’s called

male reproductive organ™ brand.
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Reilly O’Bill
What kinda nasty **** are y’all into?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I like to go through other people’s garbage and sort them based on compostability.
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Reilly O’Bill
Boy howdy, if my family found out about this…
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I don’t believe in families. Not until gay people have the same rights we do.
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Reilly O’Bill
What do y’all yell out when you come?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
I yell political slogans, like “Free Tibet!” Or, “YOU HAVE THE CHOICE TO ABORT THIS!”
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Reilly O’Bill
I’m about to come. Will you swallow my Jesus juice?
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~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~
Only if it’s raw, unprocessed, organic fair trade semen.
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Reilly O’Bill
Dang. That was hotter ‘n a goat’s balls in a pepper patch. Whoooo-ee!
I’m gon’ send y’all a tubmail!


AND THERE YOU GO YOU LAZY RETARD ****S!

Bear edited this message on 11/03/2008 3:38PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

There’s actually a line wrong in there. And Cyber-brick put the correct answers on the wiki. But thx anyway.

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