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Help FalCoN's Guide to the Klans

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

requesting move to Full of Won

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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who is the op i never heard of him


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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(seems to be a bad poster anyway, so i dont care)


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Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

FalCoN Posted:

Snobby McSnobbersons: they think that they are cool and funny but in fact they have serious shortcomings in regards of social life (Fran is fat)

**** YOU: this klan is for mentally very special ****heads who think that green and red are hilarious colours

Team Shortbus: they are like **** YOU but with smaller male reproductive organses and less child porn

Encyclopedia Dramatica: this klan is full of fabulous persons who fail at both life AND forumwarz

7 VIBRATING DOLDOES: everybody in this klan has aids and is going to die very soon

70 Character Storytellers: they are the opposite of **** YOU (they think that INCIT is hilarious)

Brainfreeze: very very very bad klan

gay-toes-male reproductive organ-bum-great times: gay klan (obviously)

Haxxorz Hell: nobody in this klan ever had (consensual) sex

Yiffz in hell: really cool klan

all the other klans: nobody cares about you

+1

99% of all klans are boring, to say the least. And 99% of statistics are made up on the spot.


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mooseknuckle

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Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

FalCoN Posted:

Snobby McSnobbersons: (Fran is fat)

**** YOU: this klan is for mentally very special ****heads who think that green and red are hilarious colours

I like blue better. Does that mean I have to leave?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Ronnie Blaze

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50

[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

yet again someone left out really the best klan


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

My male reproductive organ is the only thing good in this thread.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 11/03/2008 9:39PM

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Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Lord Shplane Posted:

Isn’t yiffz in hell that fabulous persongy Klan that no one cares about?

this is the first I’ve heard about it but probably

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Orb Posted:

Lord Shplane Posted:

Isn’t yiffz in hell that fabulous persongy Klan that no one cares about?

this is the first I’ve heard about it but probably

Well they all are anyway so he must be right.

1338h4x edited this message on 11/03/2008 9:48PM

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Balloon

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Honestly, you need somebody impartial to write “Guide to the Klans”, so most of the guides written are terribly flawed.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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