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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Okay big problem I was wondering if my nipples worked as a team, so I iced up only the one. Spoilerz, they don’t, the one got hard enough to cut rocks while the other was soft and flaccid. But now they aren’t in sync, the one will get hard with the cold while the other stays soft, causing major discomfort. Help me please.


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Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

you better an hero


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AtomicScripter Posted:

Those chances are about 2/1, you’re ugly as hell and about one half of the people here worship me

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

solution – stop posting


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

I disagree with this thread.


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MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

1. Boil 2 cups of Turkish coffee.

2. Stick both of your nipples in them.

3. Ignore pain until both of your nipples get back in sync.

4. If the nipples milk a bit while being dipped in coffee, SWEET! Drink it.


“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

[Peter Nguyen]

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Arse-so

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

fine upstanding member of society

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

MikePattonFanboi Posted:

1. Boil 2 cups of Turkish coffee.

2. Stick both of your nipples in them.

3. Ignore pain until both of your nipples get back in sync.

4. If the nipples milk a bit while being dipped in coffee, SWEET! Drink it.

Ow, now there red and tender.


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my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

WHAT WOULD FALCONFOUR DO?!?!

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he’d vote for mccain and join the navy, thats hwat hed do, then his nipples will be as ahrd as **** man


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Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

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AtomicScripter Posted:

Those chances are about 2/1, you’re ugly as hell and about one half of the people here worship me

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

My nipples are fixed.


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KaaVink

Avatar: 60693 Tue Oct 28 11:07:23 -0400 2008
16

[SRSLY]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Whenever that happens to my nipples, I just use whipped cream and tabasco sauce on them.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

my_mother Posted:

WHAT WOULD FALCONFOUR DO?!?!

He’d probably **** about F-16 being superior to Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-29. WHICH IS NOT TRUE.

Raepdog Posted:

Ow, now there red and tender.

And in sync, as well as coffee-flavored… mmmmmm. BRB, meat-clobbering time.

MikePattonFanboi edited this message on 11/02/2008 10:18AM

“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

[Peter Nguyen]

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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Sorry, kittens won’t prevent me from jerking off to coffee-flavored female nipples.


“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

[Peter Nguyen]

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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

No, not even cute mice.


“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

[Peter Nguyen]

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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Looking back it was a close one, but one failed. My left nipple looks like this Log in to see images!


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ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
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Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

i think you’d self harm if you couldnt connect to the internets for a few daysLog in to see images!


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Trollhole?

MOlEStoPIraT-
E07

Avatar: 91782 Thu Jan 29 15:05:26 -0500 2009
20

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 47 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

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