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Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

Having the option to readjust my attributes I’m wondering if I should and where to put the points. How are the Ubur-Trolls spending their points these days?

Vagitarian

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[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Troll

Im a stupid ****wad

Defense is great. With Bad Poetry, you don’t need the whole ‘annoying text’ line of attacks; Insult and Yo Mama will see you through.

Fap is brutally important, though.

Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

So pump defense. What is Bad Poetry, There is no mention of it on the Wiki. Is Frugality or Luck worth buying?

Madacaek

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1

[Fried Chikunz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Bad Poetry is a mission reward, you’ll see.

Frugality, definitely. Makes drugs cheaper.

As for Luck, I forget what it does. >_>

Maels

Avatar: Blonde Girl

Level 26 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

I pretend to know what luck does. Log in to see images!

Sabre_Justice

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[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I might not even have to reset, my Defence is through the roof. Might lose the Annoying Text attacks though.

Domokun

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[The Shining Ones]

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Luck I think helps a bit when you get 0 damage. Maybe helps a bit with getting decent gifts.

I put my points into maxing defense after the readjustment (which makes defense actually useful) and getting whatever douchebaggery stats I could. Everything else went into luck or upkeep (baby sealskin gets expensive to repair; see below).

Having the Baby Sealskin Overcoat helps a lot too, as you’ll find yourself otherwise eating through your douchebaggery (the upgrades are pitiful) when you spam Insult and Yo Mama (with breaks to heal, fap, and use bad poetry). Plus, it gives you enough defense to tank the nuke forums pretty well, especially if you upgraded your PC and have the male reproductive organShot equipped.

LookatdatLOLCATS edited this message on 01/02/2008 3:25AM

Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

So are there any Trolls who are raking in the Flezz by Pwning the Nuke forum or are all troll’s stuck grinding the lesser forums? If anyone is earning more from the nuke forum how exactly did you spend your upgrade points and what equipment are you using?

Paraone

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7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

Bigguyinblack Posted:

So are there any Trolls who are raking in the Flezz by Pwning the Nuke forum or are all troll’s stuck grinding the lesser forums? If anyone is earning more from the nuke forum how exactly did you spend your upgrade points and what equipment are you using?

I grinded the nuke forum for a while but was loosing a lot of flezz every day. I ran out of money so I recently started grinding the lesser forums so I could actually earn flezz. I don’t think Trolls can get powerful enough to grind the nuke forum and earn money at the same time, camwhores or emos seem to be the only clbumes that can do that. I have tried mixing it up, grinding the nuke forum even once negates anything I earn, the only way for me to profit is to avoid the nuke forum entirely. I will probably go back to the nuke forum after I buy a certain item when I see it pop up in the pwn shop… grind lesser forums and earn flezz for a while then spend it on consumables pwning the nuke forum until I run out, then repeat.

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