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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
29.57"
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Hurrvish Posted:

Happy Birthday JB

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:31PM
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Lady Banhamm-
er

Avatar: Lady Banhammer's Avatar
18.5"
60

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Gunther, you’re the one my mama loves but daddy wont

Hurrvish Posted:

Happy Birthday JB

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:32PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
19.44"
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

oh wow it really is

HB JB

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:41PM
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I hope your present is cancer.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:47PM
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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
14.73"
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Last 10-minute bump

Hope your birthday was nice Log in to see images!

Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:51PM
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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
5.15"
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website]

Level 35 Troll

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Hey cool two years worth of birthday wishes still hasn’t eclipsed 6 pages.

How does it feel to be such a tremendous piece of ****.

I hope you die before you turn 42 or whatever age your next birthday is you incredible little ****.

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NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:53PM
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Vicky Love

Avatar: 62540 2010-03-27 20:18:40 -0400
16.59"
39

[Klan Apathy]

Level 69 Camwhore

paid for by the Scottish Ellen Degenerous of Forumwarz

♥♥♥ happy birthday ♥♥♥

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¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥• ♥icky Lo♥e •♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸
Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:54PM
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Kaer

Avatar: Camouflage Top
6.91"
2

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:56PM
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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
14.73"
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

aaaaaand we’re done

same time next year everyone
Posted On: 12/14/2008 12:00AM
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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500
17.16"

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Hey guys,

Thanks for all the birthday wishes!

I wasn’t sure how I was going to play this, but I think I came up with something. Some of you will receive E-Peen. Log in to see images!

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 12/14/2008 11:00PM
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The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008
5.47"

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Happy Birthday JB!

All vworship the vwonderful Vjalepeno Vbootyhole! Vee vrises! Vahahaha…

I am The Suspender, and I take over ****ing fabulous persons and their alts.

**** Jalapeno Bootyhole.

**** the League of Mediocre Gentlemen.
Posted On: 12/14/2008 11:02PM
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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
17.77"
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Eh, couldn’t congratulate you because I was bannedLog in to see images!

I missed everything

POST HERE TO GET BP

http://moon-child.mybrute.com/

Posted On: 12/15/2008 5:59PM
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supniggz

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
6.68"
2

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

**** this **** jalapeno’s a fine upstanding member of society
Posted On: 12/15/2008 6:03PM
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Ronnie Blaze

Avatar: Ronnie Blaze's Avatar
18.15"
50

[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

Happy Birthday bum Hole, is that why the servers been acting up? you been downloading porn all day?

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 12/15/2008 6:04PM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Some of you will receive E-Peen. Log in to see images!

I’ve got a boner!

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Posted On: 12/15/2008 6:04PM
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Mice Paced O-
hm

Avatar: 94341 Thu Dec 11 00:15:56 -0500 2008
3.4"

Level 8 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Hey cool two years worth of birthday wishes still hasn’t eclipsed 6 pages.

How does it feel to be such a tremendous piece of ****.

I hope you die before you turn 42 or whatever age your next birthday is you incredible little ****.

quotin dis

that’s how to get the epeen, right??

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Posted On: 12/15/2008 6:47PM
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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
40.42"
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Hey guys,

Thanks for all the birthday wishes!

I wasn’t sure how I was going to play this, but I think I came up with something. Some of you will receive E-Peen. Log in to see images!

me me me!!!11 Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!
Posted On: 12/15/2008 7:37PM
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Bruce Leslie

Avatar: 46304 2015-10-12 09:26:40 -0400
8.6"
10

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 35 Camwhore

Traffic and Weather on the sixes

So we’re still getting married, right? I’ll take your name so my new name will be Time For Bootyhole. That has a nice ring. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 12/15/2008 9:34PM
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JacksonKelley

Avatar: JacksonKelly's Avatar
9.93"
17

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

TimeForAndrogyny Posted:

So we’re still getting married, right? I’ll take your name so my new name will be Time For Bootyhole. That has a nice ring. Log in to see images!

Nah. JacksonBootyhole has a better ring.

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Posted On: 12/15/2008 11:32PM
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s7r4NG3JuGs

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3.56"

Level 11 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

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Posted On: 12/15/2008 11:34PM
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