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Macho [CLOSED] IT'S JALAPENO'S BIRTHDAY TODAY

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

here’s a pic of him

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yes, he’s the source of cutie pie. we aged the pic, but the gay core is the same.

look into that cold visible eye… it’s raping your soul.

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facts about Jalapeno

1. he’s a fabulous person

2. he likes having sexual relations with men

3. he is on the homosexual end of the sexuality scale

4. he’s not straight

5. he likes to be called fabulous person, because they’re taking it back.

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things you should do about it

1. fix him up with your gay friends

2. send him pictures of male reproductive organs

3. ask him to marry you (if you’re a guy)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!


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Cubear

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[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

only fabulous persons are born in december. fabulous persons and hot chicks.


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Kieral

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

moar jalapeno pix plz

Paraone

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[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

tell him i said 100 thanks 4 the avatar its awesome

and i havent seen him since….

anyway hpybday!!! Log in to see images!


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Look at what hell you hath wrought.

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Also, to the OP: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection


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BigJesus

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

mor like fabulous personapeno

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

BigJesus Posted:

mor like fabulous personapeno

oh ice burn


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Junga

Avatar: Leather Boots

[Prettiest Unicorn -
Squad
]

Level 19 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

nobody cares about “halapeno bootyhole”, but december 20th is my birthday so you should mail me presents for my birthday

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Cubear

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3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

Junga Posted:

nobody cares about “halapeno bootyhole”, but december 20th is my birthday so you should mail me presents for my birthday

hooray for my birthday Log in to see images!

Hey, MAN, my birthday is first. Everybody knows that the 19th is a better date anyways.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Don’t ****ing celebrate birthdays!

Birthdays were first celebrated in 1910 when then-president William Howard Taft decided he needed a way to spy on Americans. So he invented the “birthday” concept as a way of tracking time and then came driver’s licenses at 16 and beer at 18 or 21. The government requires bakeries to put little micro-devices in birthday cakes so when you eat them the government can track your every move. That’s why bakers only eat birthday cakes they make in their own homes. It’s true! Not everyone knows this but I have a cousin who’s a baker and she told me that and gave me a micro-device as proof. I CAN FIND MYSELF WITH A GPS DEVICE BECAUSE OF THAT!

Bake sales were introduced in schools in the 1930s to try to sway people into thinking that cakes are safe, and really took off in the 50s with the Commie scare.


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Grunduggerer

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Level 23 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You want my newsletter? If I sent out a newsletter, I’d need a post office address. And then they could track me! Don’t you read? Oh wait, you probably can’t. So have some read this to you:

The post office was invented by Ben Franklin, who was smart enough to not become president. He slept with lots of women, including probably your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother. Ben Franklin also invented the global positioning satellites, only he didn’t have the equipment to build them. So he planted the plans with his gardener, and my neighbor’s gardener is a direct descendant, so you know this **** is the TRUTH!

If you register a postal address, then the government can always — ALWAYS — find you, because they can lock in on you with their spy satellites when you move in and then they don’t let go. That’s why I live — oops, almost slipped there. Nice try, fukwad, but you don’t get my secrets that easily!


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Avatar: Kitten
17

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

happy birthday even if it isnt your birthday today

-Ghost-

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9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Happy G-Day.. get it?


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Happy barthday, you’re now older. Log in to see images!


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

MC Banhammer Posted:

Don’t ****ing celebrate birthdays!

Birthdays were first celebrated in 1910 when then-president William Howard Taft decided he needed a way to spy on Americans. So he invented the “birthday” concept as a way of tracking time and then came driver’s licenses at 16 and beer at 18 or 21. The government requires bakeries to put little micro-devices in birthday cakes so when you eat them the government can track your every move. That’s why bakers only eat birthday cakes they make in their own homes. It’s true! Not everyone knows this but I have a cousin who’s a baker and she told me that and gave me a micro-device as proof. I CAN FIND MYSELF WITH A GPS DEVICE BECAUSE OF THAT!

Bake sales were introduced in schools in the 1930s to try to sway people into thinking that cakes are safe, and really took off in the 50s with the Commie scare.

One of the lolliest thing I’ve read in a while


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Happy Birthday thweetie!Log in to see images!

(Please don’t try to violate me.)


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spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
78

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Cubear Posted:

only fabulous persons are born in december. fabulous persons and hot chicks.

Heh… he shares a bday with me! Best birthday EVER

spacekadt edited this message on 11/24/2008 5:10PM

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Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Quit necro’ing ****ing old threadz plz!


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