I am! It’s my third year participating and hopefully I will make the 50,000 word mark finally.

For those of you who don’t know what NaNoWriMo is, it stands for National Novel Writing Month. People around the world gather for the month of November at http://www.nanowrimo.org and try to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days. It’s fun and exciting for those of us who enjoy writing, and it’s always great to read excerpts from the novels of your friends.

I greatly encourage anyone here who likes this kind of thing to sign up and join me in my quest for literary greatness (Or at least for 30 days of no sleep and really bad diet due to trying to meet the quota lol)

I participate under the name Diamond_girl, if anyone wants to contact me on there and become a writing buddy.

Good luck to all who decide to check it out!

isn’t this just some stupid glorified fanfic thing

gigerth Posted:

isn’t this just some stupid glorified fanfic thing

No, you’re technically supposed to write an original work. In other words, your own characters, your own plot, and nothing that can’t legally be published. So, while there is a loophole for ungodly long fanfics, most participants see them as against the rules and look down on those that do try to write a fanfic.

Because all great things are created as quickly as possible.

no but i am participating in no shave november

DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”

Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons

“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted

The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”

And then John was a zombie.

Half-Life: Full-life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done

John Freeman walked like speed of light back to his motorcycl and left behind the bad place behind him. John Freeman had to ride his motorcycle really fast back to the office but John Freemans gas ran out. John Freeman jumped fast off the motorcycle and landed on dead peoples hands.

“Gordon Freeman is now these hands… i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!” John Freeman said out loud.

John Freeman picked up a laser gun and aimed it at trees to see if he could. John Freeman shot and tree fell down in front of him. John Freeman seen eggs fall out of the tree and he put them back home safe.

“These birds dont have to see Gordon Freeman yet. its not time.” John Freeman said to him.

John Freeman had to walked faster and was back at his office work and on a computer. He looked on the internet and found the next boss.

“I know his weakness now” John Freeman said. And after that he got emails from someone. John Freeman opened up the emails and read them.

“Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom.” John Freeman looked at it and got sad and yelled “I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND GORDON FREEMAN WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!” then he turned on off the computer and wet on the platform again down to his other more faster motorcycle that had gas in it this time.

John Freeman put the laser gun on his motorcycle and his machine gun and his rocket gun that he found on the side of the motorcycle. He went through traffic and went fast like litning to back to Ravenholm and back to the bad place where Gordon Freeman was. John Freeman went off road and did backflips and landed on back wheels but kept going too.

John Freeman went really fast again like before and was soon back again at Ravenholm but saw more zombie goasts. John Freeman said to them “Zombie goasts i have killed your friends at the old house and i dont want to shoot your heads. move near the countrysides and you will be friends of John Freeman.” The zombie goasts said that “no we will kill you” and walked fast to John Freemans motorcycle. John Freeman waited until they were in front of his motorcycle and backflipped off his bars and shot heads below and landed and walked fast to where the next boss was.

“you will be one of us!” yelled the dead zombie goasts. John Freeman laughed and shot a rocket at them.

John Freeman saw the next boss far down the road and walked slow this time. He walked really slow like a turtle and sat down on a rock and watched the next boss near the dead last boss and where the place that Gordon Freeman was. The next boss was laughing at John Freeman so John Freeman said “YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME!” and shot a rocket at him since that was his weakness.

The next boss died and John Freeman was happy. He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.

John Freeman walked to where Gordon Freeman was lying dead and crushed from the next bosss feet and looked down. A tear droped out of John Freemans eye and landed on Gordon Freeman.

“You are dead bro and i killed the evil boss.” John Freeman told Gordon Freeman

Then John Freeman saw something bad. A headcrab was on Gordon Freeman! Gordon Freeman standed up and said “John Freeman… you got here slow and now i am zombie goast. you will pay…”

to be continued…?

literary genius imo

I’m bull****ting a stream of consciousness thing about a person trying to prove that James Joyce is still alive.

No effort will be put into it at all, and the last 15,000 words will be “Screw Flanders” over and over again.