“Fortunately but Unfortunately” is a game where there is a starting topic. Another player will jinx the topic. Then, another player will nullify the jinx by saying something that would prevent disaster.

E.g.

“Once there was a pig that lived on a barn.”

“Unfortunately, it was to be slaughtered.”

“Fortunately, it escaped the barn.”

“Unfortunately, it tripped over a rock and died.”

Ect.

We’ll end a round once in a while and start up a new topic.

Alright. I’ll give the first topic.

Once there was a bunch of people on a truck.

fortunately, the bomber received 72 virgins from Allah

Fortunately, the people all jumped out before the truck exploded – including the driver, hence the explosion.

edit: Mother ****. Whatever, go on.

Unfortunately they don’t edit their post and this thread fails.

edit: MOTHER ****.

elenaratelimit Posted:

Unfortunately they don’t edit their post and this thread fails.

Fortunately they—

Nope.

No fortune in this thread.

JioCaged Posted:

Unfortunately, they hadn’t finished paying for the truck.

Fortunately, when they jumped out, they landed on some rich guy’s fence, one guy broke their leg, and they sued the rich guy for everything they’re worth.

UNFORTUNATELY THE WORLD EXPLODED

TWICE

FOREVER

FalconFour Posted:

Fortunately only Veer’s world exploded, and I lol’d.

Unfortunately for FalconFour, Veer’s world was the only one that had aviation.

Wylin Posted:

Unfortunately for FalconFour, Veer’s world was the only one that had aviation.

(GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA)

Fortunately, I was still around, and I brought the gift of flight to another kickbum world.