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Ban Me Johnny Mac's BIRTHDAY THREAD

7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
7.78"
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

I give you ****s birthday!
Posted On: 10/24/2008 9:25PM
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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
29.24"
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

johnny mac ed pleasure hole haapy winday

lolwuuuuuuut

2fine upstanding member of societysfunkin.avi
Posted On: 10/24/2008 10:20PM
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Endedrural

Avatar: 36629 Fri Oct 24 22:53:46 -0400 2008
9.82"
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Happy Birthday man.

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Posted On: 10/24/2008 10:27PM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

50 minutes until it’s not my birthday D:

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Posted On: 10/25/2008 2:11AM
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my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008
5.61"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

IN B4 NOT BIRTHDAY

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Posted On: 10/25/2008 2:12AM
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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500
9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

hey look it’s a thread

helo thread

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 10/25/2008 2:14AM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Okay, it’s not my birthday anymore, so you can all **** off.

BP is still acceptable Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 10/25/2008 3:11AM
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Sir Lolicaust

Avatar: 65833 Thu Feb 19 19:10:34 -0500 2009
7.94"
1

[The British Gentle-
men Society]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Your quibbling makes me query a quizzical question towards your most upsetting manner
Posted On: 10/25/2008 3:53AM
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Catch22

Avatar: Ashtray
6.92"

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Happy birthday.Get laid.Now.
Posted On: 10/25/2008 6:48AM
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Echo off

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
3.11"

Level 4 Hacker

“BASIC”

lol nobody gives a ****, go back to mommy and daddy’s house for your stupid “action figure collectible” presents
Posted On: 10/25/2008 6:50AM
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my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008
5.61"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

Echo off Posted:

lol nobody gives a ****, go back to mommy and daddy’s house for your stupid “action figure collectible” presents

u gay

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Posted On: 10/25/2008 8:13AM
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priscilla

Avatar: Pink Dress
8.51"
10

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Drunkenlazybastard Posted:

that’s pretty horrifying.

since it’s your bday, have one moar http://www.redtube.com/1014

I was eating, **** -_-

“So apparently I was really drunk yesterday and hit a woman with my car. When you think about it, really, it’s her own fault. She should’ve been in the kitchen.” – Zach Braff on driving

“Around the holidays I love handing out turkeys at the local food bank. I just wish I could see the looks on there faces later when they thaw out a 10 pound chunk of dog ****. That never gets old.” – Zach Braff on keeping the holiday spirit alive

“Every single person wants to do it, don’t hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!” – Zach Braff on incest

“I knew I’d made it as an actor when he was shaking just being in my presence” – Zach Braff on Michael J Fox

“I tried it a few times but didn’t see the point. I’m Zach Braff. What the **** do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I’d just walk on the set of ‘Scrubs’.”
Posted On: 10/25/2008 8:34AM
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Frozen Spear

Avatar: Server Hacker
6.49"

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

happy b-day heres a gift Log in to see images!

Posted On: 10/25/2008 6:06PM
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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
13.64"
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Frozen Spear Posted:

happy b-day heres a gift Log in to see images!

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ilu man

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Posted On: 10/25/2008 6:13PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
19.44"
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

happy belated birthday

i think yours was the same day as my mum Log in to see images!

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 10/25/2008 6:17PM
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AVENgED-haMs-
TEr

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
7.45"
10

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Happy Freakin’ Birthday, I hope it’s a great one! Get some!

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Posted On: 10/25/2008 7:19PM
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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
17.77"
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Imma Celebrating mah B-day on tah intraweb!

POST HERE TO GET BP

http://moon-child.mybrute.com/

Posted On: 10/26/2008 2:53AM
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Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
11.31"
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Damn, late to the party.

Happy birthday dear sir.
Posted On: 10/26/2008 2:59AM
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o0-M00N_KriK-
37-0o

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7.26"
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

everyone shut up it isn’t his birthday anymore

besides he’s a fabulous person

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Posted On: 10/26/2008 3:14AM
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Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
11.31"
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

o0-M00N_KriK37-0o Posted:

everyone shut up it isn’t his birthday anymore

besides he’s a fabulous person

K

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A very Merry Unbirthday to you!
Posted On: 10/26/2008 3:25AM
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