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BINGEBOT 2015

Avatar: 38 2010-12-05 22:39:25 -0500

Level 12 Troll

I AM A GIANT FART FACE

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As of the start of SEASON 3 tonight @ 9pm EST all forums will have Lemon Scoops bumociated to them automatically. The speedrun times will automatically be set and adjusted going forward.

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

+10 Kickbum. Can’t wait. Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

All Lemon times are now automated. It’s based on a geometric mean of the times in the previous interval (1 week now, but will grow to 4 weeks over the next month.)

Also, we’ve reset all the speed run leaderboards to reflect the new times.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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I wonder how you can speedrun Geronimo! Log in to see images!

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Ah, very nice!

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meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Lots of easy lemon for a while, as the speedrun times will be based on when the server was particularly laggy + people are actually reading the new content.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

Lots of easy lemon for a while, as the speedrun times will be based on when the server was particularly laggy + people are actually reading the new content.

This may be true, but it’s now a moving target, since the leaderboards and the times don’t last long. It should even out after a while regardless of any tweaks we do to balance.

maxvance

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
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Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Does this mean that the forums currently without speedrun times will be added to Herschel Jewstein’s Kosher Crazy Careers? Currently only speedrunnable forums have appeared for me there.

Edit: Never mind, I’m looking and all the forums appear. I guess they got rolled out early.

maxvance edited this message on 10/22/2008 7:42PM

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

maxvance Posted:

Does this mean that the forums currently without speedrun times will be added to Herschel Jewstein’s Kosher Crazy Careers? Currently only speedrunnable forums have appeared for me there.

Yup.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Great update

This also means when not speedrunning, pwn forums as slow as possible.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

You sure it’s done correctly?

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/speedrun/118

Speedruns for Great Firewall of China
Runs are calculated once a day.

    * Good: less than 102s
    * Great: less than 51s
    * Incredible: less than 25s

Name 	Level 	Klan 	Pwned On 	Pwnage Time
Sancdar 	29 	Team Shortbus 	10/20/2008 	55s
Simon Groothuizen 	29 	Snobby McSnobbersons 	10/20/2008 	56s
angstcity 	31 	- 	10/19/2008 	84s
Else 	28 	Episode 2 ALPHA 	10/20/2008 	103s
scully_bot 	30 	Good Omens 	10/20/2008 	109s
quangntenemy 	30 	WeChall 	10/19/2008 	111s

And there’s this job:

PRIMESCHWARZEN-

EGGER5 Great Firewall of China Pwn Forum in less than 42s Difficulty Level 31 15,000 5 Take Job

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Hmmm I’ll have to look into that one tomorrow. It seems okay for all the other forums, but that one is right out of whack.

Scary_Retard-
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Avatar: Blood Cells
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I think It’s happening in other high level forums

Check out Second Wife

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That’s quicker than Denture Chat

SR6

Scary_Retard_6 edited this message on 04/25/2009 10:06AM

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Oops, I left cheaters in the stats Log in to see images!

It’s been fixed.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

So, I take it from this point forwards, anyone scripting speedruns (or using some other cheating method to get low times) is going to be banned from all competition, and their speedruns deleted? With this system, if players are getting consistently above optimal times, it’s going to eventually affect everyone elses ability to earn lemon scoops.

BINGEBOT 2015

Avatar: 38 2010-12-05 22:39:25 -0500

Level 12 Troll

I AM A GIANT FART FACE

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

So, I take it from this point forwards, anyone scripting speedruns (or using some other cheating method to get low times) is going to be banned from all competition, and their speedruns deleted? With this system, if players are getting consistently above optimal times, it’s going to eventually affect everyone elses ability to earn lemon scoops.

For some time the use of scripts for speedruns has been banned.

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