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Bug - 2 Are bug reports even being read...?

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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Ugh…

Okay, I opted for posting in the forums this time instead of sending off another damn bug report that I have no way of tracking if anyone actually gives a flying ****.

What the ****. I just got a Pistachio scoop for pwning 4 forums in a row. But according to my history (and my memory, hurr), I’m up to 12 in a row. Haven’t gotten killed, and haven’t ditched on a forum yet. But I only got a 4-in-a-row. This is kinda ****ed up.

But the last time I sent in a bug report about not getting credit for a speedrun time, I never got a reply or anything. And I sent in a bug report about mis-parsing the wink smiley. Nothing. And no way for me to even know anyone gives a ****.

*whine****complain…*


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Calm down. Do you know how many Bug reports there are at the moment? At least 300.

And all that has to be read and addresses by one guy, so of course it’s going to be a long time. Evil Trout bumures us that he does read and consider them all though, so your problem is in safe hands.


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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

King Krimson Posted:

Calm down. Do you know how many Bug reports there are at the moment? At least 300.

I think it’s OVER 9000!!!!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Bug reports have always been handled, you just need a little patience. When looking at what is being reported right now, discoveries about game mechanic problems, mission errors, lost contacts – things like that – are going to be given a pretty large priority over lost scoops on a week when Domination medals aren’t even being awarded. Just hang in there.


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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Domination certainly hasn’t top priority atm and you can’t win medals this week anyway. About your problem, can you post the history of the last forums you’ve pwned?


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Yeah, I wasn’t really in it for the Domination, but rather for the E-Peen™ Log in to see images!

And, here’s the history:

http://hostfile.org/history.png

Damn that “Become an hero” one. Log in to see images!


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

SORRY BUT ATM I DONT HAVE TIME TO FIX BUGS CAUSE IM BUSY FAPPING TO GAY PORN.

ANGRY HOBO edited this message on 10/22/2008 10:21AM

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

OH AND I ALSO IGNORE YOUR BUG REPORTS

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

King Krimson Posted:

Do you know how many Bug reports there are at the moment? At least 300.

At the moment: 424

Many of these are duplicates, though. And a bunch are “I can’t go on with the story”, which isn’t a bug. It takes a while to weed through the legitimate ones. And then to fix them.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 10/22/2008 10:22AM

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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

FalconFour Posted:

Yeah, I wasn’t really in it for the Domination, but rather for the E-Peen™ Log in to see images!

And, here’s the history:

http://hostfile.org/history.png

Damn that “Become an hero” one. Log in to see images!

Well, that link doesn’t work.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Angry hobo Posted:

SORRY BUT ATM I DONT HAVE TIME TO FIX BUGS CAUSE IM BUSY FAPPING TO GAY PORN.

I am so glad you’re not a mod. Btw.

Of course one of my bug reports ended up being mistaken anyway… I thought the Wiki article for speedruns was the actual list of times for speedrunning. I didn’t even know about the leaderboards. So when I didn’t get credited for a speedrun well within the article’s times, I was kinda irked… but then I found the actual leaderboard times, and saw it wasn’t really a bug after all. So I imagine there are quite a good ****-ton of bug reports to file through… Log in to see images!

(edit: ****ing “Wikipedia”? God damn I hate mornings… )

FalconFour edited this message on 10/22/2008 10:31AM

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

FalconFour Posted:

Of course one of my bug reports ended up being mistaken anyway.

This happens more than you’d think.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Amasius Posted:

Well, that link doesn’t work.

Sorry, my server hates mornings just as much as I do. I’m working with the developer of HFS to plug some memory leak that causes daily crashes on my unusually high load server. Seriously, the guy’s getting a kick out of VNCing the server and watching his HFS serve 2-3 requests a second. It’s cool. Log in to see images!

(Oh, and it should be working now)


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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

You’ve pwned FAP twice. You should be gland that this happend at the beginning of your loop. Log in to see images! Amasius edited this message on 10/22/2008 10:41AM


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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You pwned FAP twice.

ninja’d

MC Banhammer edited this message on 10/22/2008 10:40AM

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Wait, wait, wait. How does that break a run? The way it’s worded, it rather clearly implies “unique forums”, meaning that while you can pwn the same forum twice, it’d only count as one pwn overall, but not break the damn streak!

That is so not justice… Log in to see images!


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

FalconFour Posted:

Wait, wait, wait. How does that break a run? The way it’s worded, it rather clearly implies “unique forums”, meaning that while you can pwn the same forum twice, it’d only count as one pwn overall, but not break the damn streak!

That is so not justice… Log in to see images!

Unique forums = you can only pwn any forums 1 time.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Yeah, I got that part. But the hidden rules (like if a Solitaire game will let you undo more than one move, although the basic rules stay the same) are left to interpretation. And the most logical interpretation of that “hidden rule” is that if you pwn the same forum more than once, it merely only counts once – not that it breaks your whole streak! Log in to see images!


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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

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OMFG! It is MY bum!

And if you die you have to start over. Log in to see images!


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Amasius Posted:

And if you die you have to start over. Log in to see images!

Yup. That made sense from the start.


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