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Contest CLOSED: 7BP up for grabs

phantom_glee

Avatar: Corset 2
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Post your favourite Chuck Norris fact to go into the running to win 7BP.

One entry per character, contest closes in 72 hours (three days) from this post.

Winner will be decided by post number drawn by a random number generator.

Good luck!

7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Chuck Norris is so manly that even a gay bum contest idea like this would **** him.

Endedrural

Avatar: 36629 Fri Oct 24 22:53:46 -0400 2008
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Chuck Norris facts are gay, and haven’t been funny for at least 3 years. **** off and die.

Also:

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn’t laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren’t funny.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Wangerbanger

Avatar: Goiter

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Chuck Norris is so unfunny that even the 12-year-olds are like ‘dayumn, that’s not funny’

ch0602

Avatar: 57164 Fri Oct 17 00:07:00 -0400 2008
1

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

If you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars, he still has more money than you

Phlegmatic

Avatar: Phlegmatic's Avatar
6

[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

chuck norris sucks

EXTER

Avatar: 54429 Sat Nov 15 22:10:12 -0500 2008
12

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Chuck Norris is better than you. Fact.

AllisonInvis-
ible

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
5

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

“Chuck Norris was once having sex with a tractor trailer, when some of his sperm got into the cab. Nine months later, the tractor trailer gave birth to Optimus Prime. ”

YAY TRANSFORMERS!

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin, under his beard is another fist.

Irascible

Avatar: Irascible's Avatar
4

[My Balls]

Level 15 Troll

The Duke of Fail

Chuck Norris supports McCain and Palin. (lol)

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

the first thing chuck norris did was punch a goat in the face

bumhole was eating the hay from his manger you see

ZXZ

Avatar: 72820 Sat Oct 18 22:59:12 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

The tears of Chuck Norris cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Morge

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

phantom_glee

Avatar: Corset 2
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Addtional way to win:

My favourite fact posted in this thread during the contest wins 5BP.

(In an attempt to get more quality facts without bringing up toxx clause)

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK CONGLER

Avatar: 70410 Tue Mar 31 18:27:10 -0400 2009
4

[The Airship]

Level 20 Hacker

Posesses, and is, an incredibly large male reproductive organ

Fact, Evil Trout is a fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person, and will never give us EP3.

Nix Bood

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris at poker.

In revenge, Chuck invented racism.

God I feel dirty for posting that.

Zeeky

Avatar: 8645 Fri Oct 17 22:13:06 -0400 2008

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Anansi

Avatar: Anansi's Avatar
9

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

Chuck Norris is into “family values” lol

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