Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one would be smart enough to duck.

what’s the capital of iceland

iceland doesn’t have any capital

What’s blue and hangs in my front yard?
My fine upstanding member of society, I can paint him whatever color I want.

What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
A bus full of fine upstanding member of societys going over a cliff.

What do you call a black man in the male reproductive organpit of an airplane?
A pilot.

Don’t know why these were the only jokes I could think of D:

Frank Sinatra saved my life once.

I was in Las Vegas and four guys were kicking the **** out of me in a parking lot.

About two minutes into this Frank says, “Okay, boys. That’s enough.”

I probably should have phrased my question (“Are you gonna give me an autograph, bumhole?” ) differently.

PhineasPoe edited this message on 10/19/2008 10:52AM

A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.

When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.

“What for?!?!?” he snapped at the judge.

His Honour, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: “Twenty dollars contempt of court! That’s why!”

Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented: “That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.”

The young man replied, “I know. But I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.”

A Murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. “Have you any last requests?” asked the Chaplain.

“Yes,” replied the condemned man. “I’m scared, will you hold my hand?”

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “OK,” the judge said, “Tell the court why you want a divorce.”

“Well, your Honour,” Dan started, “Every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I’d end up making love to her by mistake.”

“Surely there must be some difference between the two women.” the judge said.

“You’d better believe there is a difference, your honor. That’s why I want the divorce.” he replied.

The best joke I saw on Forumwarz was this:

iRAWR

Or was that the worst joke? I can’t really be sure.

BirdofPrey Posted:

so far agent_orange is winning and his joke sucks

are you ****ting me

So there was a wino pbumed out in Central Park, along comes a gay guy and decides he wants to **** him in the bum. So he did, and threw 20 dollars at the winos feet as he zipped his pants back up. The wino wakes up and sees the 20 dollar bill and immediately runs to the liquor store and asks the clerk for the cheapest **** they had. So he gets his liquor and gets drunk and pbumes out again. The same gay dude comes back and again ****s him in the bum. He throws the 20 down at his feet and goes on his way. The wino wakes up and goes back to the package store. The clerk asks: “The cheap **** again?”

The wino replies: “HELL NO, THAT CHEAP **** MAKES MY bumHOLE HURT.”