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Art Guess who just got the tumourous kidney?

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

WOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOO-

:sigh: No, it just doesn’t feel the same as I imagine getting the defaced Mona Lisa would feel. Now I have nothing to work towards.

Why is there no super powerful troll item, that lurks on the horizon but is never obtainable? One that would take at least weeks to get, rather than the rather paltry four days it took to get this one?

How many of you have the kidney? Do you think it is as elite as the DML?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TECHNICAL-HA-
MSTER

Avatar: 6351 Fri Oct 17 16:24:32 -0400 2008
1

Level 61 Troll

“Grendel”

I do, and I want something even better. Something as ridiculously awesome as the DML in EP1.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

I got it in one rollover P: so did a lot of people.


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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Just bought mine.

At least it breaks kinda easily, like the DML. :/


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Eh I got it on the first day (sold junk and the dml)


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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Nicco Posted:

Eh I got it on the first day (sold junk and the dml)


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Zombie_Apoca-
lypse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I could afford 3 of them, but I don’t even want 1 that much.


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Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

Had mine two days ago, rollover was too sweet so I got the flezz.


Time for a good ole three finger salute. t(-.-t)

Anansi

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

Your mom just got the tumorous kidney. Orphans LOL

King Krimson Posted:

WOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOO-

:sigh: No, it just doesn’t feel the same as I imagine getting the defaced Mona Lisa would feel.

Let alone how it would feel to deface the Mona Lisa yourself.


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meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

My reaction after playing through ep2, is CZ didn’t hit the right note with balance and challenge. It was a difficult problem admittedly, given that there’s new players, and alts that have been grinding for nearly a year, with mbumive pre-existing hoards of bumets (flezz and items) The choice to exponentially increase rewards, to compensate for the existing bumet-mountains might have been the wrong one IMO.

My lower level hacker/permanoob/re-res are going to have a tougher time getting to the same point, and I think/hope I’m going to enjoy that more than I have my alts that are having a cakewalk with ep2.

meeeeeeeeee edited this message on 10/19/2008 2:18PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Back in the Beta there was a frugality bug where you could sell items for 150% their value.

I burned through somewhere around 400 kidneys. When I was finished my goal of 100M I had about 30 left over.

ps this doesn’t work anymore, everyone from the beta tried on day 1


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

yup


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Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

You can wait for new glbumes to appear in the ppwn shop. Better than the Harris Piltons. Which I just sold recently.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Looks like the floor price for the kidney is 312K. God bless being bored and pumping frugality.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

It’s bad for your health thouh Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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