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Psssst....Hey YOU! | |||||||
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That’s right, I’m talking to YOU
...because no one else does.
Did you ever stop to ask yourself why?
It’s time to face facts…
You’re a huge fabulous person with no friends and you need to die.
Don’t worry, everything is going to be alright, and I’ll tell you why:
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Posted On: 10/19/2008 12:02AM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
I’ll take four! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/19/2008 12:11AM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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HEY DR. ANANSI
THIS THREAD NEEDS SOME ****ING TESTIMONIALS
SO LET ME TELL YOU GUYS
I USED TO BE JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU
DEPRESSED PATHETIC LISTLESS GAY OH AND HUMAN WHICH IS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT OTHER **** TRUST ME
UNTIL I ORDERED DR. ANANSI’S HOME EUTHANASIA KIT
AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER
NOW MORTALS QUAKE IN FEAR AT THE SOUND OF MY NAME
AND YOU KNOW HOW LITTLE KIDS ARE WETTING THEIR PANTS ALL THE TIME?
THATS TOTALLY BECAUSE OF ME
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I GIVE THIS PRODUCT A 9.5 OUT OF TEN S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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Posted On: 10/19/2008 1:38AM | View deMonSPaWN's Profile | # | ||||||
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fear and self loathing in cryspace Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/19/2008 1:44AM | View iIRZ's Profile | # | ||||||
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Anansi Posted: I’ll just wait. Need to suffer and all because I am a bad person. ArtificialFlavour edited this message on 10/19/2008 4:43AM |
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Posted On: 10/19/2008 4:43AM | View ArtificialFlavou...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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ArtificialFlavour Posted:
In that case I recommend something very special from the Dr. Anansi line of products…
Dr. Anansi’s Home BDSM RoboDungeon ™
(The safe-word is in an ancient forgotten dialect of Sumerian, just to make sure you will never be able to use it.)
Only $1029.95!!! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/19/2008 1:42PM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Anansi Posted:
May I steal some of your money? |
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Posted On: 10/19/2008 10:17PM | View ArtificialFlavou...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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my_mother Posted:
S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 9:34PM | View deMonSPaWN's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hey Dr Anansi, do you have any group specials, and/or products that, say, involve tons of sex and a very messy, very shocking, very PUBLIC end to prove to the world that my special somebody and I were ****ing serious and being disowned from our families for our forbidden love was the WRONG thing to do? I want to go out with a bang (Oh yeah and make a statement, die for a purpose, all that stuff) |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 11:07PM | View Hikari Ichibanbo...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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ArtificialFlavour Posted:
no Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/21/2008 6:02PM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hikari Ichibanbosi Posted:
yes Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/21/2008 6:04PM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
I can not read this…for I have too many tears thanks to my slow-and-painful-self-killing techniques…goku has nothing on me when it comes to dieing…
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 10/21/2008 6:43PM | View kemix's Profile | # | ||||||
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Illiteracy will do that. That’s why you need Dr. Anansi’s Home Literacy Kit ™
By learning how to read and even write you will gain back enough self esteem to kill yourself. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/22/2008 2:35AM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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discount for me? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/22/2008 2:37AM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
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I keep crying in people’s faces
How can you help me with this, dr Anansi? |
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Posted On: 10/22/2008 6:13AM | View Crying In Your F...'s Profile | # | ||||||
I tried Dr Anansi’s Home Masturbating Kit™ and it works wonders! Now I’m thinking of getting the Dr Anansi’s Home Nazi(卐) Kit™ |
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Posted On: 10/22/2008 6:26AM | View TreyOlson's Profile | # | ||||||
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quangntenemy Posted:
No. But you may be able to talk the rest of forumwarz into chipping in some flezz for the common good. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/26/2008 4:24PM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Crying In Your Face Posted:
Dr. Anansi’s Home Tear Duct Soldering Kit ™ will fix you up right quick. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/26/2008 4:24PM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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TreyOlson Posted: The secret ingredient is your mom.
Now I’m thinking of getting the Dr Anansi’s Home Nazi(卐) Kit™ Yes, you should buy all of my products. And then buy them again. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/26/2008 4:26PM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||