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Rant Hackers getting the short end of the stick

M0rpheus

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 28 Hacker

“1337”

Why do hackers not have a specific forum? I want one really badly!!!!

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Half-signed.

I see the point but when I think about it hackers are just a subclbum of the other clbumes. Except maybe re-re’s. You can be a camwhore hacker, and emo hacker, and a troll hacker. That last is the most common, so it needs no explanation. Emo’s of course sit in their room all day so they’d learn enough skillz in between cutting times. Camwhore’s need to know how to work their webcams and eventually be tech-savvy through osmosis.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Rhumor

Avatar: 47719 Fri Oct 17 18:19:46 -0400 2008
8

Level 35 Hacker

GUNSHOTTA YO MOMMA. BLOKKA! BLOKKA!

me sure dat diz will ‘appen, mon.

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Gonna happen the next weeks, I guess. But it doesn’t have the same priority as fixing bugs and stuff.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Excessive use of leet and hacker caps will make your eyes bleed.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Hacker’s probably going to be ridiculously hard to roleplay.


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Lord Shplane Posted:

Hacker’s probably going to be ridiculously hard to roleplay.

Not really Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Here’s how to substitute a hacker forum:

1. Go into any forum.

2. Replace most of the letters with numbers.

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

quangntenemy Posted:

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Well it’s less well-defined than the other clbumes.

Unless you’re ACTUALLY going to hack the forum, in which case cool, go for it.


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Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Lord Shplane Posted:

Hacker’s probably going to be ridiculously hard to roleplay.

Fascinating bumumption, albeit likely incorrect.

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Hythloday Posted:

no woman's genitals in basement make hacker sad

QFT

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Fixing bugs on EP2 has a higher priority then putting another supposed role-play forum that will be flooded with Something_Witty’s SUNSHINE AND LOLLYPOPS lyrics after a few days.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Fran Posted:

Fixing bugs on EP2 has a higher priority then putting another supposed role-play forum that will be flooded with Something_Witty’s SUNSHINE AND LOLLYPOPS lyrics after a few days.

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SHODAN

Avatar: 56565 Thu Oct 16 09:19:29 -0400 2008
2

[Citadel]

Level 35 Hacker

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone.

HACK THE PLANET!

GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

SHODAN Posted:

HACK THE PLANET!

i did didn ti? wait let me check oh yeah i [url=http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/127 did[/url]

Else

Avatar: Code (Blue)
22

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Also, obvious sign. Hope it doesn’t take too long.


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Nicco Posted:

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I like witty’s spam, don’t get me wrong! Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

what kind of hackers are you . whining for the admins to make a forum for you, why dont you just hack the camwhore forum or something, nobody’s using it. (hands off the emo forum, that place is mine)


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Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Hackers need to lur-... haxx moar and talk less.


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Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

I can’t stress this enough: hackers don’t need their special ****ing section in Flamebate. What we need is the power to hack Whores Just Wanna Have Fun or Cryspace... or both!

The Trollhole is perfect and we shouldn’t **** with it.

Mods, what do you say?

Oh, and give that ability to hackers beyond lvl. 20, not all of’em, d’uh.

Theo de Raadt edited this message on 10/19/2008 2:53PM

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