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FAQ [CLOSED] The Official Forumwarz Episode 2 FAQ

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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TimeForAndrogyny Posted:

I tried to find a thread for this and didn’t see one…Okay, the last boss. I hear it’s doable. Supposedly a few people have beaten it. IS it possible or will I just be given another boot cinematic?


Spoiler. Tags.

It used to be. Now, theoretically not. With 9999 damage you have to deal before it gets its first attack in, it may theoretically someday be possible with enough .moar file support. But then ET’ll fix it again so it’s not.

You don’t get the cinematic the 2nd time, near as I recall.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Added one:

Q: I know I need to buy something for that forum which keeps kicking me out because it’s too hard (forum name: Li’l Pony Groomers). But there’s nothing in the place they told me to buy it (von Neumann’s)!
A: Scroll down.

nisagent

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 36 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Any one possibly give me a hint as to what it takes to get Mr. Reilly O’bill off? this one has been stumping me for a while.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

nisagent Posted:

Any one possibly give me a hint as to what it takes to get Mr. Reilly O’bill off? this one has been stumping me for a while.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/16912

nisagent

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 36 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

was Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/16912

I said a hint not give me the answer, any way thanks. it was very special how close i was to getting it on my own after i saw the answers. ... i feel dumb.

Kusatsu

Avatar: Camouflage Top

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I’ve done the Amishidal Maniac, I’m With the B&, Operation Clamperl and My Little Pwny missions but got no tubmail from Shallow Esophagus.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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Kusatsu Posted:

I’ve done the Amishidal Maniac, I’m With the B&, Operation Clamperl and My Little Pwny missions but got no tubmail from Shallow Esophagus.

Please see the Episode 1 FAQ in Game Discussion under “How do I make the Story Go?”

Kusatsu

Avatar: Camouflage Top

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Doesn’t help as I’ve done everything it mentions already. All missions available to me to this point have been done (including GooseFriedBacon’s), bar the pwn the pentagon obviously. I’ve also waited until the next server ‘day’ and still nothing.

I’ve even double checked the walkthrough to make sure that I did everything possible up to this point. No tubmail, and no new sTalk contact.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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The walkthrough isn’t accurate as far as timing of events. It was written during Beta by users as they encountered things, but in practice we’ve found that timing is just a bit off there. Basically because so many people say “the walkthrough says this was supposed to happen but it didn’t.”

You have incomplete missions right now, and no one on sTalk to talk to? Please double-check, and then if that’s still the case, file a bug report.

Kusatsu

Avatar: Camouflage Top

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Yeah I was aware the guide probably wasn’t 100%, just used it to make sure there’s nothing blatantly obvious that I missed. The problem seems to be that the Friendly Stranger quest hasnt updated (it and Pwntagon are my only active ones) so I put in a report.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

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Added this:

Q: I’m stuck! I tried everything in the Episode 1 FAQ, but no dice — still no new missions, no one will talk to me, etc. Help!

A: Try using the instant replay; you might have bugged out on the resolution of one and replaying it will fix you up.

ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

MC sage up in this ****

help pls

http://forumwarz.com/discussions/view/20682

i submitted bug but nothings happened

i cant use the ability on any forums

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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ezek Posted:

MC sage up in this ****

help pls

http://forumwarz.com/discussions/view/20682

i submitted bug but nothings happened

i cant use the ability on any forums

Not a FAQ issue. A bug issue. Possibly.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 12/22/2008 1:21PM

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

I did the Amishidal Maniac mission and pwnt the forum but my streak ended, is this supposed to happen or should I file a bug report?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Andy_Dextruss Posted:

I did the Amishidal Maniac mission and pwnt the forum but my streak ended, is this supposed to happen or should I file a bug report?

That’s not what caused your streak to end. You pwned CoS twice.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

MC Banhammer Posted:

That’s not what caused your streak to end. You pwned CoS twice.

Oh crap. I need to pay more attention when I select missions. Thanks anyway.

Ronald_Reagan

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

TallJungle****.com sells a book called “The Art of Flame War” (Max Douchebaggery +80; Charisma +10).

Is it equippable only by trolls?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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Ronald_Reagan Posted:

TallJungle****.com sells a book called “The Art of Flame War” (Max Douchebaggery +80; Charisma +10).

Is it equippable only by trolls?

Nope, it’s equippable by all who can equip books.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 01/15/2009 7:36PM

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Ronald_Reagan Posted:

TallJungle****.com sells a book called “The Art of Flame War” (Max Douchebaggery +80; Charisma +10).

Is it equippable only by trolls?

the Douchebaggery helps trolls, but everyone gets the charisma boost.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Closing FAQ, we have a knowledgebase now.

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