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fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

All it did was make a reason to grind, p. horrible imo. Log in to see images!


FAT!!!

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Also fix hackers, their two first attacks do too much dmg.


FAT!!!

Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Actually, I like it so far. The humor is what I’m enjoying. I’m not as into the stats and awards, so maybe that’s why.


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fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Janie Posted:

Actually, I like it so far. The humor is what I’m enjoying. I’m not as into the stats and awards, so maybe that’s why.

I like the dialog, but I hate not being able to see more due to only level 20 forums to pwn, and perma-noobs don’t get any new stuff yet, making it near-impossible.

Also, why do hackers get so much Luck?


FAT!!!

GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

I haev no problem maybe its u thats not delivering lol

Judge-Bot 30-
00

Avatar: 65677 Wed Oct 15 23:22:21 -0400 2008
7

[Troll Ambulance Mu-
fasa
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

ATM stats.

Offense 7

Defense 3

Luck 5

Frugality 13

Charisma 7

Upkeep 1

Luck? What is this luck of which you speak?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

the level change in forums are crazy

also that courtroom animation is disgusting like some ****ty hentai game from the early 90’s

Hacker clbum is hard on the eye

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Ash Ketchum Posted:

I like the dialog, but I hate not being able to see more due to only level 20 forums to pwn, and perma-noobs don’t get any new stuff yet, making it near-impossible.

Also, why do hackers get so much Luck?

Challenge Clbum

Challenge Clbum

CHALLENGE CLbum

MOTHA****IN CHALLENGE CLbum fine upstanding member of society!

If you are seriously testing balance issues on a Permanoob, I dont want to hear a god damned thing from you.

(I actually respect any attempt by anyone to balance the game, but Permanoobs were never meant to be remotely balanced.)

Orb edited this message on 10/16/2008 12:29AM

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK CONGLER

Avatar: 70410 Tue Mar 31 18:27:10 -0400 2009
4

[The Airship]

Level 20 Hacker

Posesses, and is, an incredibly large male reproductive organ

Judge-Bot 3000 Posted:

ATM stats.

Offense 7

Defense 3

Luck 5

Frugality 13

Charisma 7

Upkeep 1

Luck? What is this luck of which you speak?

I’m talking about the fact their free upgrade pack give Luck, and a few of their equips do also.

Also: Alt fail.

SIG-ENABLING-MOCK CONGLER edited this message on 10/16/2008 12:28AM

 

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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

XSS Code Posted:

I’m talking about the fact their free upgrade pack give Luck, and a few of their equips do also.

Also: Alt fail.

Cause I think they need a ****load of money to run

from repairs and processing power healing drugs

Judge-Bot 30-
00

Avatar: 65677 Wed Oct 15 23:22:21 -0400 2008
7

[Troll Ambulance Mu-
fasa
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Yeah our Processing Power is **** for some reason.

The attacks are way insane though, dealing out 100 damage with not too much offense?

**** yeah.

BINGEBOT 2015

Avatar: 38 2010-12-05 22:39:25 -0500

Level 12 Troll

I AM A GIANT FART FACE

Ash Ketchum Posted:

I like the dialog, but I hate not being able to see more due to only level 20 forums to pwn, and perma-noobs don’t get any new stuff yet, making it near-impossible.

Also, why do hackers get so much Luck?

Permanoob has story art now! And there are new abilities…

But, if you don’t like grinding forums you probably shouldn’t be playing an RPG Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Ash Ketchum Posted:

perma-noobs don’t get any new stuff yet, making it near-impossible.

It was said before, but bears repeating: Perman00bs (like re-res before them) are designed to be a CHALLENGE CLbum.

If you don’t want that level of challenge, choose a different clbum.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

HEY GUYS LONG TIME NO SEE

SORRY I DIDN’T WRITE, MY TUBES WERE TIED

NOW ABOUT THIS THREAD UH,

I TRIED EAT ASH KETCHUM’S SOUL BUT THEN I REALIZED HE WAS WAY TOO very special TO HAVE ONE

I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE

SO FYI. very special PEOPLE DON’T HAVE SOULS

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, YOU’RE GONNA SAY HEY DEMONSPAWN AREN’T YOU very special?

BUT IT’S LIKE THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT ONE MOVIE WITH THE GOLF CLUB BLESSED BY THE OTHER GUY WHO HAPPENED TO BE GEORGE CARLIN…

I’M A ****ING DEMON

SO ANYWAY YEAH, WORK IS GOING WELL. I’M GONNA GET A PROMOTION SOON, THEY’RE GONNA GIVE ME MORE POWERS AND STUFF. I WANTED TO POST SOMETHING EVIL FOR YOU GUYS BUT I COULDN’T DECIDE BETWEEN BAPHOMET OR QUEEN LATIFAH’S NUDE PIX. SO HOW’VE YOU BEEN?

xOxOx

deMonSPaWN


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I’m happy enough just with the advanced leveling ability, larger forum range, .moar files, and jobs. That much was worth my payment.

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

ARE YOU THOUGH? ARE YOU REALLY? OR ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT?


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

deMonSPaWN Posted:

ARE YOU THOUGH? ARE YOU REALLY? OR ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT?

(I was discussing the topic and OP, how about you?)

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

I’m happy, as a ****ing clam – shiny… Log in to see images!


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Wylin Posted:

(I was discussing the topic and OP, how about you?)

(ABSOLUTELY MY FRIEND AND I STILL AM. BUT YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION. THAT’S CALLED NONDENIAL DENIAL, AND YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT HERE ON WIKIPEDIA. ANYWAY I’M GLAD WE HAD THIS LITTLE TALK.)

SO I DID SOME RESEARCH ON THE INTERENTS AND IT TURNS OUT THERE ARE PEOPLE MORE very special THAN ASH KETCHUM IN THIS WORLD…AND MOST OF THEM POSTED REPLIES TO THIS THREAD

deMonSPaWN edited this message on 10/16/2008 4:47AM

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

deMonSPaWN Posted:

BUT YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION.

Yes, I my one sentence statement was enough to show I disagree with the OP. So, I am through.

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