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Goatse.cx AKK's Mercedes Benz Tattoo

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Who cares, tattoos are horrible.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I’ve got no skills, but here is one thought:

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NiGGRAWR

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Wylin Posted:

I’ve got no skills, but here is one thought:

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lol fran’s vag


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

NiGGRAWR Posted:

lol fran’s vag

Yeah, even though I really suck with my artistic skillz I’m still laughing rl.


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NiGGRAWR

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Wylin Posted:

Yeah, even though I really suck with my artistic skillz I’m still laughing rl.

if he gets that as a tat fran’s vag might think that his arm is a baby and try to take it. Log in to see images!


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Wylin Posted:

I’ve got no skills, but here is one thought:

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hey, thats my picture of frangina, now you will have to suport me on my campaing to be the worse moderator ever.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I just woke up(finally) and this still makes me giggle.


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AKK

Avatar: AKK's Avatar

Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

Angry hobo Posted:

FIXED YOUR ****Y EMO TATOO ABOUT PEACE IN DEATH, HERE YOU GO fabulous person

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I don’t like it like that, it’s too squished.

If you read the post you know this was already drafted.


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AKK

Avatar: AKK's Avatar

Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

I was kind of hoping someone might actually attempt to make a funny.

Admit it fabulous persons, you got nothing on me.

Now suck my male reproductive organ.


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

It’s all about you and fran’s vag. deal with it.


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AKK

Avatar: AKK's Avatar

Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

I’m not so sure I can handle fran’s vag. I’ve horrible, horrible things…


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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Everyone should know that just by reading a post and making a response YHBT. I wish AKK would teach me the ways of the truly epic troll. He’s so good at it. You’re all just newfabulous persons to the internet. He’s been here since before Al gore single handedly invented it. Plus I bet he could kick every person on this forums bum IRL. You guys should seriously think about being nicer to him.


Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

homos


Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

fine upstanding member of society


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AKK

Avatar: AKK's Avatar

Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

NotJoePesci Posted:

Everyone should know that just by reading a post and making a response YHBT. I wish AKK would teach me the ways of the truly epic troll. He’s so good at it. You’re all just newfabulous persons to the internet. He’s been here since before Al gore single handedly invented it. Plus I bet he could kick every person on this forums bum IRL. You guys should seriously think about being nicer to him.

Al Gore wishes he invented the internets. It was really me.

You’re welcome.


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mooseknuckle

Avatar: Chugging Beer
4

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Wylin Posted:

Were you raiding a Golden Tee machine?

HAH you got me lqtm

AKK Posted:

Al Gore wishes he invented the internets. It was really me.

You’re welcome.

I wonder how many people playing this game have ever used NIPRNet.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
8

Level 36 Emo Kid

AKK Posted:

Al Gore wishes he invented the internets. It was really me.

You’re welcome.

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(c)Famine. Original Prodigyfabulous person.

Douche Infec-
tion

Avatar: Code (Blue)
2

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

First hint that this was a joke post, he talks about banging a chick…

Come on guys, we all know hes going to marry a sheepdog at 30. He would NEVER bang a chick. He’s just some sick **** into dogs.


Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

When you get fran’s vag on your arm, I want to see a pic.


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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

AKK Posted:

So recently princess dragon enjoy has been bawwing so hard about tranny porn that she threatened to beat iRAWR up over the internets (lol) yet somehow some tards keep making fun of my tattoo like I’m going to care (hold your breath).

So, to help you all out, I’m actually going to tell you something funny (at my expense) about that particular tattoo, because srsly, pbuming up making fun of a bawwing preggo tranny over a tattoo that no one cares about? Hopefully this will give you lamefabulous persons some reason to fire up your leet paint shop skills and make something quasi-new because you’re seriously failing at trolling me.

PROHINT: There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself.

The one made fun of on this board is the skull tattoo that looks like a mercedes benz logo. HERE:

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So what’s so special about this tattoo? First off, I didn’t design this one. I did attempt to have it altered so it looked like a peace symbol rathe than a benz logo but it looked ****ty, so i said **** it and went with the original. I wanted it to look like a peace symbol to represent “peace in death” or some other fabulous persongy gawfik thing at the time.

Now I said I didn’t design it, it actually comes originally from what is formerly known as the vampire bible called the “book of nod” which is a white wolf publication for Vampire the Masqurade. Yes, it was made by role playing nerds for role playing nerds.

That’s not even the really embarrbuming part.

I got the design because it looked pretty cool and I wanted skulls somewhere on my sleeves, but more importantly was the size and shape and what it covered up.

When I was 17 I was getting laid by the first girl that ****ed me regularly. I’d had sex before that but just one time encounters, usually with chics with boyfriends so it never worked out well for me. Anyhow, this chick giving me regular woman's genitals ****ed me stupid and I was total emo bawfabulous person/lapdog for her.

One night she got drunk and wanted to “carve her symbol” into my arm. Did I mention she was ****ing crazy? So I agree, and she cuts me open with a dull scalpel blade and fills it in with india ink, it looks kind of like a drunken chinese character from a ginseng tea bottle. Anyhow, I bleed through two towels and begin to feel euphoric which is what happens when you are about to die from severe blood loss, but didn’t. It ends up clotting and I wake up a few hours later to find her ****ing my neighbor.

I was slightly irritated. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later, Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

But anyway yeah, the tattoo was to cover up a much more embarrbuming story that I tell personally whenever I get the chance.

PROHINT: If you can’t laugh at yourself you can’t laugh at anyone.

Top that MF’s or suck my male reproductive organ, w/e

fine upstanding member of societys be fakin.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! fabulous person!!!!


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