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Goatse.cx AKK's Mercedes Benz Tattoo

AKK

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Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

So recently princess dragon enjoy has been bawwing so hard about tranny porn that she threatened to beat iRAWR up over the internets (lol) yet somehow some tards keep making fun of my tattoo like I’m going to care (hold your breath).

So, to help you all out, I’m actually going to tell you something funny (at my expense) about that particular tattoo, because srsly, pbuming up making fun of a bawwing preggo tranny over a tattoo that no one cares about? Hopefully this will give you lamefabulous persons some reason to fire up your leet paint shop skills and make something quasi-new because you’re seriously failing at trolling me.

PROHINT: There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself.

The one made fun of on this board is the skull tattoo that looks like a mercedes benz logo. HERE:

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So what’s so special about this tattoo? First off, I didn’t design this one. I did attempt to have it altered so it looked like a peace symbol rathe than a benz logo but it looked ****ty, so i said **** it and went with the original. I wanted it to look like a peace symbol to represent “peace in death” or some other fabulous persongy gawfik thing at the time.

Now I said I didn’t design it, it actually comes originally from what is formerly known as the vampire bible called the “book of nod” which is a white wolf publication for Vampire the Masqurade. Yes, it was made by role playing nerds for role playing nerds.

That’s not even the really embarrbuming part.

I got the design because it looked pretty cool and I wanted skulls somewhere on my sleeves, but more importantly was the size and shape and what it covered up.

When I was 17 I was getting laid by the first girl that ****ed me regularly. I’d had sex before that but just one time encounters, usually with chics with boyfriends so it never worked out well for me. Anyhow, this chick giving me regular woman's genitals ****ed me stupid and I was total emo bawfabulous person/lapdog for her.

One night she got drunk and wanted to “carve her symbol” into my arm. Did I mention she was ****ing crazy? So I agree, and she cuts me open with a dull scalpel blade and fills it in with india ink, it looks kind of like a drunken chinese character from a ginseng tea bottle. Anyhow, I bleed through two towels and begin to feel euphoric which is what happens when you are about to die from severe blood loss, but didn’t. It ends up clotting and I wake up a few hours later to find her ****ing my neighbor.

I was slightly irritated. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later, Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

But anyway yeah, the tattoo was to cover up a much more embarrbuming story that I tell personally whenever I get the chance.

PROHINT: If you can’t laugh at yourself you can’t laugh at anyone.

Top that MF’s or suck my male reproductive organ, w/e

fine upstanding member of societys be fakin.

AKK edited this message on 10/12/2008 8:11PM

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CarlieGotfin-
gered

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Level 39 Camwhore

“Lingeriepist”

tl;dr

cute tat

pix of cawk plox


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

AKK Posted:

PROHINT:

You’re doing it wrong.


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AKK

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IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

Johnny Mac Posted:

You’re doing it wrong.

YHBT, THANKS FOR BITING


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eyeRAWR

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[RAWRs]

Level 5 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

AKK Posted:

One night she got drunk and wanted to “carve her symbol” into my arm. Did I mention she was ****ing crazy? So I agree

lol wut

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

AKK Posted:

YHBT, THANKS FOR BITING

It would be a troll if I cared, plus you probably cover up every mistake you do pretending it was a troll.

And seriously if you put PROHINT just for the purpose as a troll then I lol at you.


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AKK

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IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

eyeRAWR Posted:

lol wut

THAT’S WHAT I SAID IN RETROSPECT


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AKK

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IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

Johnny Mac Posted:

It would be a troll if I cared, plus you probably cover up every mistake you do pretending it was a troll.

And seriously if you put PROHINT just for the purpose as a troll then I lol at you.

I PUT IN ALL KINDS OF LITTLE THINGS INTO MY POSTS TO SEE WHO WILL NIBBLE. “PROHINT” IS AN OLD MEME FROM AN OLD RAID ON SOME RAID I DID ON SOME OLD COMPUTER FORUM WITH AN OLD CREW. AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, PLENTY OF PC FANTARDS WENT APE**** OVER IT.

EITHER WAY, ENJOY YOUR AIDS.


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AKK

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IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

CarlieGotfingered Posted:

tl;dr

cute tat

pix of cawk plox

they are actually posted on the net somewhere, too lazy right now


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Langston Jon-
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Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
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Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

No one gives a **** about your gay tatoo. Your gay website. Or YOU.

Stop acting like we do. I just want to let you know. Now after all, ED does.


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Aldo_Anything

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KRAUTMEISTER

mercedes-benz is a decent german company. the tattoo is crap and looks more like badly done peace symbol


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AKK

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IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

Raepdog Posted:

No one gives a **** about your gay tatoo. Your gay website. Or YOU.

Stop acting like we do. I just want to let you know. Now after all, ED does.

lol @ threatening me with anything, much less ED of all things, you know nothing of import.

Though, apparently you care enough to get bum hurt and point out how I’m wrong on the internet.

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Adolf Hilton

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“Gloomy Gus”

AKK the only way you could get gayer is if you joined TSB

Langston Jon-
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Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
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Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

AKK Posted:

lol @ threatening me with anything, much less ED of all things, you know nothing of import.

Though, apparently you care enough to get bum hurt and point out how I’m wrong on the internet.

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Im not threatening you.

Nor am I bum hurt in any way. Actually, you have a long history or being bumhurt. ****ing to Whitemystery, founding an internet forum for everyone to mock.

Your almost a forumwarz parody.


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Langston Jon-
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Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

AKK Posted:

I PUT IN ALL KINDS OF LITTLE THINGS INTO MY POSTS TO SEE WHO WILL NIBBLE. “PROHINT” IS AN OLD MEME FROM AN OLD RAID ON SOME RAID I DID ON SOME OLD COMPUTER FORUM WITH AN OLD CREW. AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, PLENTY OF PC FANTARDS WENT APE**** OVER IT.

EITHER WAY, ENJOY YOUR AIDS.

“Old Crew”

“Enjoy Your Aids”

“See who will nibble”

Typing in all caps? Oh wait you wanted me to point that out. Wow, epic lulz there. You need to stop trying so hard, if your a troll then you suck at it, if your not your just a ****ty person.

Forums are not ****ing new york, trolls are not gangsters, and the internet is not a Robert Dinero film.


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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

bad thread


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In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
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The Delightfully Chaotic

AKK Posted:

I PUT IN ALL KINDS OF LITTLE THINGS INTO MY POSTS TO SEE WHO WILL NIBBLE. “PROHINT” IS AN OLD MEME FROM AN OLD RAID ON SOME RAID I DID ON SOME OLD COMPUTER FORUM WITH AN OLD CREW. AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, PLENTY OF PC FANTARDS WENT APE**** OVER IT.

EITHER WAY, ENJOY YOUR AIDS.

Sounds p old. Maybe you should add a few more olds to your posts. It makes you sound older (wiser?). Either way, I think you’re my internet superior now, because you’re clearly older school than me. Old.

In Spite Of

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Level 60 Emo Kid

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P.S. I didn’t read your ****ty OP, and I don’t care about your “tatz”

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

FIXED YOUR ****Y EMO TATOO ABOUT PEACE IN DEATH, HERE YOU GO fabulous person

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Wylin

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Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

AKK Posted:

“PROHINT” IS AN OLD MEME FROM AN OLD RAID ON SOME RAID I DID ON SOME OLD COMPUTER FORUM WITH AN OLD CREW. AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, PLENTY OF PC FANTARDS WENT APE**** OVER IT.

EITHER WAY, ENJOY YOUR AIDS.

Were you raiding a Golden Tee machine?


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