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Whores Best Troll Flezz Build?

monkeybusine-
ss

Avatar: Chugging Beer
5

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I’m attempting to rebuild my Flezz bank before Episode II comes out, and I’m wondering if there’s a better build than what’s in the Wiki?

I was thinking Ego +5, Douchebaggery +3, Offense +6, Defense +1, Luck +4, Thrift +5, Upkeep +4, Fap!, and Evil +3

I think it’s better balanced for use with a DML and BSO.

Thoughts?

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I think you can go down a few levels with the Douchebaggery.


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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I’ve only done 1 troll so far, so I don’t know if my methods are best. If you are going to purposely grind for flezz I’m pretty sure you should max out luck. Maybe SG will log in and help you out. She cooks trolls faster than anyone on here as far as I’ve been able to tell.


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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

especially with the DML you shouldn’t waste upgrade points in defense or douche. I like an offense of 10 (11 with cat mask) it helps owning forums. max luck is also good


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I think a level 5 luck only gives you an 4% increase over the level 4. And even besides that, the value of the junk you receive seems to fluctuate within a 4,000 flezz range.


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Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

I took the Flezz board by running Faux news at 11 threads while minrepairing with DML on a build with high luck and offense, using haxl for bingebuying: maxing out frugality when buying/selling items and using those upgrade points elsewhere the rest of the time. But I’m not that interested in discussing exact builds right now because episode 2 is right around the corner with a different upgrade system, new items, forums, etc.

Also this is the trollhole so this thread is now about talented little girls.

Robert James Fischer edited this message on 10/12/2008 4:43AM

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

I have an all round troll build that is pretty good, in fact it’s very good with my items.

Ego 300

Douchebaggery 195

Offense 8

Defense 19

Luck 6

Frugality 5

Charisma 4

Upkeep 5

Then I can pump up my offense for lower defense for lower level forums by changing a couple of items (sealskin/tiger).

I have a choice of 4 glbumes to wear, defense/charisma boost (as seen above) and 2 douchebaggery boosts and a leather catmask for mid-level forums when wearing my sealskin.

If you haven’t seen this then bookmark it, it’s very handy.


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Are made for busting,

And that’s just what they’ll do

One of these days

These nuts are gonna

Bust all over you

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

male reproductive organ Liquor Posted:

I took the Flezz board by running Faux news at 11 threads while minrepairing with DML on a build with high luck and offense, using haxl for bingebuying: maxing out frugality when buying/selling items and using those upgrade points elsewhere the rest of the time. But I’m not that interested in discussing exact builds right now because episode 2 is right around the corner with a different upgrade system, new items, forums, etc.

Also this is the trollhole so this thread is now about talented little girls.

Wiki says Faux News loses you magnificent amount of Flezz, you say you actually grind on Faux news?

Please tell me where Pluvius got it wrong

Also fapping VERY HARD @ video-RRRRAGGH

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Inertia Posted:

Wiki says Faux News loses you magnificent amount of Flezz, you say you actually grind on Faux news?

Please tell me where Pluvius got it wrong

If you minrepair the DML you make a lot of   and you lose   if you repair it fully.


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Amasius Posted:

If you minrepair the DML you make a lot of   and you lose   if you repair it fully.

I suppose you can minrepair it if you don’t have enough money to repair it fully? But the whole point is to get as much money as you can, right? Is there a trick here? do tell me.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Inertia Posted:

I suppose you can minrepair it if you don’t have enough money to repair it fully? But the whole point is to get as much money as you can, right? Is there a trick here? do tell me.

Don’t sell your junk.


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Nicco Posted:

Don’t sell your junk.

There’s only so much junk you can hold, but

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Inertia Posted:

There’s only so much junk you can hold, but

no there isn’t. 50 UNIQUE items max.

Apparently somebody has 800 smileprins Log in to see images!


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

no there isn’t. 50 UNIQUE items max.

Apparently somebody has 800 smileprins Log in to see images!

Only 800? That’s just silly, you’d run out of those in 5 days of grinding FauxLog in to see images!

I had (excusez le meme) OVER 9000!!! at some point.

Edit: almost derailed my own thread (which is about talent now, remember) by omitting this:

Robert James Fischer edited this message on 10/12/2008 2:31PM

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

no there isn’t. 50 UNIQUE items max.

Apparently somebody has 800 smileprins Log in to see images!

Oh my God I got it all wrong

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