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Movies ITT: Best movie quotes ever

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

The sign! On the back of the car! Said ‘Critters of Hollywood’! You dumb ****! – Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Do, or do not. There is no try. – Episode VII

Why so serious? – The Dark Knight

I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with ME! – The Watchmen

I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison! – South Park: BL&U

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Fortunato Posted:

AH! Here we are. Your very own number, on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office. Congratulations, number DZ-015, welcome to the team!

quotin’ so it’s not lost on the last page

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Miller: Oh. My. God. What happened to your eyes?

Dr. Weir: Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see.

Miller: What are you talking about?

Dr. Weir: I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she’s gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure… evil. When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back… she was alive! Look at her, Miller. Isn’t she beautiful?

Miller: Your “beautiful” ship killed its crew, Doctor.

Dr. Weir: Well… now she has another crew. Now she has us.


Event Horizon, 1997

PseudoNymph

Avatar: 25470 Mon Jun 01 23:26:50 -0400 2009
13

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody’s okay with this? Did I miss something? [[The Lion King]]


Shut up! The man with the Colt 45 says shut up! [[Slumdog Millionaire]]


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. [[The Princess Bride]]


I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world. [[Dead Poet’s Society]]


You felt sorry for her? A white woman? You felt sorry for her? [[To Kill a Mockingbird]]


She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as “How many people are having an orgasm right now?” [[Amelie]]


Thank you, but I’d rather die behind the chemical sheds. [[V for Vendetta]]


STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say, “Jehovah. ” [[Monty Python and the Life of Brian]]


I have to leave you now. I’m going to that corner there and turn. You must stay in the car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you. [[Roman Holiday]]


Every night it’s the ****ing chicken! Holy God Almighty! Is it possible just once we could get something to eat for dinner around here that’s not the goddamned ****ing chicken? [[Little Miss Sunshine]]


He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. [[Young Frankenstein]]


What we’ve got here is… failure to communicate. [[Cool Hand Luke]]


Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the mbumes, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]


This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren’t you? Huh? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. [[The Dark Knight]]

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

Nailbomb edited this message on 06/25/2009 12:45PM

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

Bong-Hitz

Avatar: 185528 Mon Jun 15 13:50:11 -0400 2009

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AibjAwYiI8L3Njcmlw-
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]

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

The Trailer Park Boys

Jim Lahey: You know, he grew up as a little ****-spark from the old ****-flint. And then he turned into a ****-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging ****-firestorm.

Player X

Avatar: 113668 2010-09-01 01:19:19 -0400
16

[Party Van Enthusia-
sts
]

Level 66 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I can’t believe no one here has quoted the greatest movie of all time.

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick bum… And I’m all out of bubblegum.” – They Live

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

nothing! absolutely nothing! STUPID! YOU’RE SOOO STUPID!

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Player X Posted:

I can’t believe no one here has quoted the greatest movie of all time.

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick bum… And I’m all out of bubblegum.” – They Live

wow, I just watched that movie lst week.

warjoke

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

“you talkin to me?”

– Taxi driver

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.

-Ash, Army of Darkness.

Player X

Avatar: 113668 2010-09-01 01:19:19 -0400
16

[Party Van Enthusia-
sts
]

Level 66 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Sneaky27 Posted:

Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.

-Ash, Army of Darkness.

THIS- IS MY BOOMSTICK!

Player X edited this message on 07/13/2010 10:45AM

mrorange

Avatar: 183646 Sun Jun 21 00:11:58 -0400 2009

[WeChall]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

I love hitmen, you can do whatever you want to them and you wont feel bad-Marv from Sin City

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his bum, in two weeks you’d have a diamond. – Ferris Buellers Day Off

Amy Rose

Avatar: 169456 Mon May 25 19:27:23 -0400 2009

Level 27 Permanoob

Im realy a lesbien with a male reproductive organ lolololol

Here’s Johnny!- Jack Torrance, The shining

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Blu3Schnauzer

Avatar: 16117 Sun Feb 22 17:55:30 -0500 2009
18

[Fetal Alcohol Pupp-
ets
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

“Everything in this room is eatable, even I’m eatable! But that is called “cannibalism,” my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.” —Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Blu3Schnauzer edited this message on 07/15/2009 11:21PM

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Hey, for ****’s sake, enough already! We are being chased by ravenous freaks. Like we don’t have enough problems. Oh, they stole my hummer. Oh, we have trust issues. Well get over it! We can’t just ****ing drive down the road playing I Spy or some **** for two hours like four normal-bum Americans? **** me.

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