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Movies ITT: Best movie quotes ever

Shanty

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

June: I’m standin’ in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. “You’ve been screwing the milkman,” he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, “You’ve been screwing the milkman.” And then he ran into my knife… he ran into my knife ten times. —Chicago

Beavis-Dragon

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24

Level 56 Emo Kid

Douchebag to the Stars!!!!!!

“Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he’d do to me.” Marquis de Sade, Quills

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.” Hannibal Lecter – Silence of the Lambs

“Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna **** right for a week!” – Willie, Bad Santa

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your ****ing khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2015-07-17 09:14:26 -0400
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am a total **** stain.

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie ****.

Donna: God.

Rayvie: What?

Donna: Why?

Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

~Boondock Saints

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

‘spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does

can he swing from a web? no he can’t; he’s a pig’

Beavis-Dragon

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24

Level 56 Emo Kid

Douchebag to the Stars!!!!!!

heirloom Posted:

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie ****.

Donna: God.

Rayvie: What?

Donna: Why?

Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

~Boondock Saints

You and your stupid ****ing rope

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

“With great power, comes great responsibility,” — Spider-Man

“Were we so different?” — Transformers

“Don’t tell Monkey,” — Kung Fu Panda

iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

“yeah what up baby, what up ****s” jay-clerks

iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

“37 male reproductive organS??????????” guy from clerks-clerks

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

iIRZ Posted:

”37 male reproductive organS??????????” guy from clerks-clerks

“TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY male reproductive organ ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
108

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

“We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world” – Tyler Durden, Fight Club

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Haha, Clerks is epic.

Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent?

[reads the cover to Randal’s videotape]

Dante Hicks: “Best of Both Worlds”?

Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with male reproductive organs that put mine to shame.

Dante Hicks: And you rented this?

Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.

Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

he path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

RebirthThom

Avatar: 18189 Sat Dec 20 10:58:29 -0500 2008
18

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Deaths-Mbumacre Posted:

he path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich?

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

”Put your faith in the lord; your bum belongs to me.”

shawshank

first one in my mind as i watched that movie the other day. I’m sure there are better ones but my brain is fried from midterms

BARBEQUE, ME AND YOU. STINKY PINKY PEW PEW PEW.

Also: “My Chevy took a ****. BOOBITY BOOOOO!” Escanaba in da Moonlight

Lament edited this message on 06/25/2009 4:30AM

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

“Back off, man. I’m a scientist!” -Ghostbusters

“I’m sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.” -Forrest Gump (Possibly the most quotable movie ever.)

“I’m not going to hurt ya Wendy…I’m just going to bash your ****ing brains in!” -The Shining (HEEEEEEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!)

EDIT: Forgot one of my favorites: “Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen.” -The Rock(The movie, not the wrestler.)

Deific Blunder edited this message on 06/25/2009 4:42AM

tootz

Avatar: Pink Dress
9

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Inertia Posted:

”Please sir, I want some more..”

”MOAR???”

This.

shifty_pecker

Avatar: 82151 Mon Dec 01 12:35:51 -0500 2008
13

Level 52 Troll

“eBaum”

“Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television…Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows…Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrbumment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats that you’ve spawned to replace yourselves…But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?” Mark Renton, Trainspotting

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

AH! Here we are. Your very own number, on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office. Congratulations, number DZ-015, welcome to the team!

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