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Bad Kitty

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Imagine a world without emotions, without feelings, without love, without hate. Everyone takes a drug to suppress the highs and lows of their emotions. Trained clerics patrol the streets looking for people who went off their dose. Anything but the most stark and utilitarian is verboten.

I think I would go crazy and have to choose between getting shot by a Grammaton cleric or burning in the Hall of Destructiohn like that character Mary that Emily Watson played. That’s if I’m stuck in the city. I’d rather be in the nethers alone with my copy of Yeats.

Then again, Christian Bale makes me weak in my knees. He’s almost as hot as Andrew Eldritch.


My dear, play the clown.

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
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Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

EMO fabulous personS GO DYE NOW!!!!! ARGHH!!!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA tHPPT

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
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Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

POLITICS MAKES ME SO HORNY

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
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Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

I WILL NOW RECITE AS MANY INTERWEB MEMES AS POSSIBLE IN SEPERATE POSTS

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
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Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

ALLCAPS!11111111!!!!1!!!!

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
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Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

DO YOU LIEK MUDKIPS?!?!?!? **** YEAH YOU DO!!!11!1!!

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
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Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

SEPLING EROSR

Bad Kitty

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Maybe Prozium would not be all that bad… sigh… Log in to see images!


My dear, play the clown.

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
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Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

SILLY EMOTICONS ROXORZ!111111!!!!Log in to see images!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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bad thread, old memes


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Bad Kitty

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Prozium – The great nepenthe. Opiate of our mbumes. Glue of our great society. Salve and salvation, it has delivered us from pathos, from sorrow, the deepest chasms of melancholy and hate. With it, we anesthetize grief, annihilate jealousy, obliterate rage. Those sister impulses towards joy, love, and elation are anesthetized in stride, we accept as fair sacrifice. For we embrace Prozium in its unifying fullness and all that it has done to make us great.


My dear, play the clown.

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
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Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

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bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

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Bad Kitty

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

do you have any feelings?


My dear, play the clown.

Bad Kitty

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

do you have any feelings?


My dear, play the clown.

Bad Kitty

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

d’you get scared to feel so much?

to let somebody touch you?


My dear, play the clown.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

no you wouldn’t go crazy, you wouldnt give a **** because you wouldnt have emotions. why does everyone always think they’re some special unique flower that would be different than every other sheep? guess what you’re a sheep too. sorry


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bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
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Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

FEELINGS ARE FOR WEMENZ AND EMO FAYGETS IM A MAN DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

IM IN YOUR THREAD MESSING UP YOUR TEXT FORMATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

you’d be on drugs so you wouldn’t mind.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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