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PC Games Best Player Ever e-peen

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

This e-peen is misleading and crap. I say change or ditch it altogether

ArtificialFl-
avour

Avatar: Sad Face
5

Level 41 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

Best Consumer Ever?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

You mean Customer? Consumer seems inappropriate here.

I was thinking more along the line of “Game Patron” or “Game Danna” (Rich men who supports a Geisha)

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

sage


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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Inertia Posted:

This e-peen is misleading and crap. I say change or ditch it altogether

ever thought of irony?


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Aldo_Anything Posted:

ever thought of irony?

If it was aiming for irony then it should only be given to people who bought illegal enhancement

SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

Hall of Shame/Whiny ****es/Re-Re forum please.


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Inertia Posted:

If it was aiming for irony then it should only be given to people who bought illegal enhancement

get out


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

..What?

SuperMonkeyM-
an

Avatar: Ron Paul
19

Level 69 Troll

New Mod in training.

I can’t tell if the stupidity is genuine or a troll. Log in to see images!


Call me on skype: stupidmonkeyman

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I’d like to ad something, but not until we’re in a rpg forum


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

You torture me. What is going onLog in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Your wishes are my command: thread moved!

Hell even if people didn’t ask I’d have moved this so I could say

SHUT THE **** UP

**** off with these ****ty threads in Game discussion.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 10/07/2008 8:07PM

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

I was seriously suggesting removing that epeen. Pretty surprised by the reaction. Pretty upset too. I still don’t understand why.

Internet is tough business

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Inertia Posted:

I was seriously suggesting removing that epeen. Pretty surprised by the reaction. Pretty upset too. I still don’t understand why.

Internet is tough business

You don’t like being thanked?


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

You don’t like being thanked?

it sounded more like kissing bum

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Why do you even bother to partake of a game such as this when you have no sense of humor?

And I am the Best Player Ever.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

I really do not think that is funny. You think it’s funny? hmph.

anyway, bumhurt

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

i’m sure you are


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

So i’ve recovered my morale/ego a little bit and going back for a second bout.

Perhaps I wrongly bumumed that people had the same feeling as me. Maybe you misunderstood or something. Explaining.

You see, the caption for that epeen reads

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

Now I think this statement is neither true nor false, but plainly irrelevant. You get this epeen for buying brownie points, that of course doesn’t imply that you’ve worked hard. You may have worked hard and achieve great results but that has nothing to do with buying brownie points.

It doesn’t seem like a joke.. because it’s talking about something else. If this epeen was awarded to people who bought illegal enhancement than that would be funny for being sarcastic, but it wasn’t. So when I got this epeen yesterday I was a bit confused.

Moreover, if it simply said “Best Player Ever” then that would at least make some sense because you know, this player is great, he keeps the game running.

Oh please help me out someone. Really nobody feel like this?

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