Angry hobo: Muh_B_FORG: incit was a bug and its now fixed

10:30AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

10:30AM

Andy_Dextruss: unless you want me to be rough

10:30AM

Muh_B_FORG: or is it broken just on my pc

10:30AM

Andy_Dextruss: Angry hobo: lol

10:31AM

MR ANONYMOUS: ....

10:31AM

MR ANONYMOUS: UR ALL LURKERS

10:31AM

Andy_Dextruss: MR ANONYMOUS: i lurk in your garden, sniffing your undies

10:31AM

Andy_Dextruss: watching through the windows

10:32AM

Andy_Dextruss: getting hard

10:33AM

MR ANONYMOUS: IM A BIG fabulous personY fabulous person. IM OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW. STARING AT YOU WITH MY fabulous person EYES.

10:33AM

MR ANONYMOUS: NAY IM STR8

10:33AM

MR ANONYMOUS: DOIN IT FOR THE LULZ!

10:34AM

Andy_Dextruss: MR ANONYMOUS: it’s ok dude, it’s not gay to watch each other masturbate in the hottub sometimes

10:34AM

MR ANONYMOUS: AND THE LURKERZ

10:34AM

Friday: aloha

10:34AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

10:34AM

MR ANONYMOUS: HEY

10:34AM

Friday: heya

10:34AM

MR ANONYMOUS: MOST OF US HERE ARE LURKERZ

10:34AM

Friday: what up the bucket?

10:35AM

Andy_Dextruss: a large globbule of mucus runs from my nose, lime green in colour

10:35AM

Friday: bien

10:35AM

Andy_Dextruss: it slowly falls down onto my male reproductive organ

10:35AM

MR ANONYMOUS: OI A BRIT!

10:35AM

Friday: yup

10:35AM

Andy_Dextruss: i use it as lube so i can go fastererer

10:35AM

MR ANONYMOUS: RAEP

10:35AM

Friday: i like the extra er’s

10:36AM

Friday: extravagant

10:36AM

Andy_Dextruss: Friday: they make your male reproductive organ harder

10:36AM

Angry hobo: usulay my dad lurks inside my bum

10:36AM

Angry hobo: but today he is away

10:36AM

Friday: poor you

10:36AM

Angry hobo: yeah

10:36AM

Angry hobo: i miss male reproductive organs in my bum

10:36AM

Andy_Dextruss: Angry hobo: can i climb in?

10:37AM

Angry hobo: Andy_Dextruss: hell yeah

10:37AM

Friday: set up camp!

10:37AM

MR ANONYMOUS: WTF

10:37AM

Friday: too much too soon?

10:37AM

MR ANONYMOUS: MEBZ

10:38AM

Andy_Dextruss: i set up a remote camcorder outside ANON’s window and still masturbating with snot lube, i climb in hobo’s bum

10:38AM

Friday: see that makes my comment sound normal..

10:38AM

Andy_Dextruss: i take my laptop so i can check my tubmail and watch the stream before i jism

10:38AM

Angry hobo: Andy_Dextruss: be gentle with my goatse bum

10:38AM

Angry hobo: it might be wide open but its still a lovely bum

10:39AM

Andy_Dextruss: Angry hobo: it is completely glorious

10:39AM

Andy_Dextruss: the chandilier is a nicd touch

10:39AM

Friday: he’s a clbumy guy

10:39AM

Andy_Dextruss: i conversate with rodents in various states of decay

10:40AM

Friday: conversate? new!

10:40AM

Andy_Dextruss: snuggling down near your lower intestine

10:40AM

Angry hobo: i love to have my bum filled with male reproductive organs

10:40AM

Angry hobo: omg…

10:40AM

Angry hobo: can i fart plz say i can!!!!

10:40AM

Angry hobo: omg omg omg omg omg

10:40AM

Angry hobo: ups made a small poo

10:40AM

Angry hobo: i’ll eat it right away

10:40AM

Andy_Dextruss: ok, but be careful one of the roosters just sparked up a joint

10:41AM

Angry hobo: it was D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S

10:41AM

TheWelshBoyo: lol

10:41AM

TheWelshBoyo: the show must go on…..

10:41AM

Andy_Dextruss: i notice i have tubmail

10:42AM

Angry hobo: Andy_Dextruss:

10:44AM

MR ANONYMOUS: HEY GUYZ IM BACK

10:44AM

Andy_Dextruss: i check it, it is from MR ANONYMOUS, he says he is not gay but enjoys being watched

10:44AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

10:45AM

MR ANONYMOUS: BUT I AM IN MY WINDOWLESS BASEMENT

10:45AM

Angry hobo: Andy_Dextruss: thats not gay, its only gay if the balls touch

10:46AM

Friday: WEEEEOOOOO-WEEEEOOOO

10:46AM

MR ANONYMOUS: UNS ATS UNS ATS UNS ATS UNS ATS UNS ATS UNS ATS UNS ATS UNS ATS UNS ATS

10:47AM

Andy_Dextruss: i notice an embedded link in a fullstop, it leads to a stream of him in a dank basement

10:47AM

Andy_Dextruss: there are star trek posters on the wall

10:47AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL NO POSTARZ

10:47AM

Andy_Dextruss: with gay porn plastered all over them

10:48AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL NO NOT SO MUCH

10:48AM

Andy_Dextruss: captain piccard looks hot

10:49AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL WUT?

10:50AM

Andy_Dextruss: i see a caped figure facing away from the camera

10:50AM

MR ANONYMOUS: MOAR LIEK HOODIED

10:50AM

Andy_Dextruss: the cape is moving rapidly

10:51AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

10:52AM

Andy_Dextruss: i notice someone coming down the stairs

10:53AM

Andy_Dextruss: it’s his mum with a teray of sammiches and oj

10:53AM

Andy_Dextruss: *tray, sorry fapping p hard

10:54AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

10:54AM

Andy_Dextruss: it all goes slow motion as the caped figure begins to turn

10:54AM

Andy_Dextruss: his mum reaches the bottom of the stairs and the tray goes flying up

10:54AM

MR ANONYMOUS: UR SCREENS PROBLY BLURRY FROM SKEET TOO EH?

10:55AM

Andy_Dextruss: MR ANONYMOUS: it’s mostly opaque, i had to lick it clean

10:55AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

10:56AM

Andy_Dextruss: as the caped figure turns completely towards the stairs the tray reaches its apex, i reach the point of no return

10:56AM

MR ANONYMOUS: ORLY?

10:56AM

Andy_Dextruss: his mother gasps as she sees the crude star trek porn, masturbating son and camera

10:57AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

10:57AM

Andy_Dextruss: unable to control himself MR ANONYMOUS jizzes all over his mum, i jizz all over Hobo’s inner bum and the tray falls and knocks your mother out cold

10:58AM

Andy_Dextruss: we both take a moment to come to our senses after such an intense experience

10:58AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

10:59AM

Andy_Dextruss: you quickly take your mother upstairs and wipe the jizz off her, saving the tissue for ebay

10:59AM

MR ANONYMOUS: WTF LOL

10:59AM

Andy_Dextruss: i make a note to search for it later

11:00AM

Andy_Dextruss: i decide to lay down in the warm bum but can’t sleep due to the adrenalin rush

11:00AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

11:02AM

MR ANONYMOUS: ...

11:02AM

Andy_Dextruss: i look up my stream from the camcorder i set up, i notice MR ANONYMOUS dragging his unconscious mother into his room, sweat glistening on his forehead

11:03AM

MR ANONYMOUS: O.o ORLY?

11:03AM

Andy_Dextruss: i see in his eyes that ejaculating on his mother was not enough for him

11:03AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

11:03AM

Andy_Dextruss: he opens her legs on the floor

11:04AM

Andy_Dextruss: he climbs onto the wardrobe

11:04AM

MR ANONYMOUS: ??

11:04AM

Andy_Dextruss: his arms raised he leaps into the air, cloak flapping away majestically

11:05AM

Andy_Dextruss: he lands perfectly, inpaling his mother on his throbbing male reproductive organ

11:05AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOLWTH?

11:05AM

Andy_Dextruss: he grunts for a minute then proclaims loudly “thread pwnt!!1!!”

11:06AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL

11:06AM

Andy_Dextruss: i notice his mothers lips have formed a slight grin

11:07AM

Andy_Dextruss: without thinking about it i had been pleasuring my dirty donut with a discarded mouse spine i found

11:07AM

MR ANONYMOUS: WTFING BALLS

11:08AM

Andy_Dextruss: while MR ANONYMOUS hums the superman theme i take a sharp breath and explode all over my screen again, he pours whisky down his mothers throat so she doesnt remember what happens

11:09AM

Andy_Dextruss: he cleans up and returns to the basement

11:09AM

MR ANONYMOUS: LOL AND SO ENDS THE STORY OF ANDY DEXTRUSS’E LIFE

11:09AM

MR ANONYMOUS: DEXTRUSS’S*

11:10AM

Andy_Dextruss: i am dissapointed to find he switched off the basement video stream

11:11AM

Andy_Dextruss: i smoke a cig and curl up in the warm, sweaty coils of hobo’s intestines and try and sleep

11:11AM

MR ANONYMOUS: ?

Andy_Dextruss: I’m spent

Celerysteve Posted:

Whore Salad.

Awesome username.

tl;doctor version: some gay stuff.