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AKK

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Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

you’re boring.

YHBT

That is all.


akkonline.com

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

oh looks its another blank thread, some hellbanned peep i bumume


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

HEY AKK YOU’R BORING, YOUR SITE IS BORING YOUR NOT EVEN A GOOD TROLL AND WE RUINED YOUR IDEALS OF A ANRACHIST SITE, GTFO

AKK

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Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

lol wut?

Your fail is TL;DR

YHBT

POAST MOAR, IT INCREASES THE SIZE OF MY ERECTION


akkonline.com

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

AKK Posted:

lol wut?

Your fail is TL;DR

YHBT

POAST MOAR, IT INCREASES THE SIZE OF MY ERECTION

bad post, from a bad poster

SuperMonkeyM-
an

Avatar: Ron Paul
19

Level 69 Troll

New Mod in training.

AKK = virgin


Call me on skype: stupidmonkeyman

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

SuperMonkeyMan Posted:

virgin

best insult in this thread


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Eirairaianna

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2

Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

AKK Posted:

YHBT

Ubran Ditionery Posted:

YHBT Acronym for “You Have Been Trolled.”

I had, too lok this up. Now taht I now wat it means, Im glad yuo rote it. Becaes, ohterwise hwo woud we now? I tihnk evreyone who, troles shoud rite this on teh page juts to mak suer we get it.

I also, lik it wen poepel exsplane joks to me. Becaes, somtimes they are, hard to undertsand and, stfu.

Eirairaianna edited this message on 10/03/2008 1:38PM

Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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SuperMonkeyM-
an

Avatar: Ron Paul
19

Level 69 Troll

New Mod in training.

Proof of his virginity: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=klokwerkaos

AKK is so ronery Log in to see images!


Call me on skype: stupidmonkeyman

Kotik

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
3

[2ch]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

I masturbate oftenly!


Good night, sweet 2ch.

enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

SuperMonkeyMan Posted:

Proof of his virginity: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=klokwerkaos

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AKK okcupid profile Posted:

I’d say my charms are my wit, my artistry, my humor and my reasonable looks-in that order.

...in that order? i.e., your “wit” is your most desirable attribute? That’s worrying, indeed.


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King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Hey, did you guys crash his site yet?

Because if you did, he’s probably going to stay here. Which would be bad. Foresight, Gentlemen, is a wonderful thing.

And if you did crash his site, well, the damage is done, isn’t it? You may as well break his spirit as well.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Deppo

Avatar: 49823 Tue Oct 21 01:37:11 -0400 2008
50

[Ding-Dong]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

woaaaaah tis gay lokks stuuupit!!!!^1 Log in to see images!

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enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Deppo Posted:

woaaaaah tis gay lokks stuuupit!!!!^1 Log in to see images!

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It’s Lars Umlaut!


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Deppo Posted:

woaaaaah tis gay lokks stuuupit!!!!^1 Log in to see images!

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It’s a LEATHER fabulous person! Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

most of the time people pick the best few pictures of them for dating sites…

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King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Deppo Posted:

woaaaaah tis gay lokks stuuupit!!!!^1 Log in to see images!

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What a stud. Yeah, the women will be crawling all over this one. And, quite possibly, some men too.

Unfortunately, most of the above is probably true. Damn this non nonsensical world we live in.

King Krimson edited this message on 10/03/2008 2:16PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SuperMonkeyM-
an

Avatar: Ron Paul
19

Level 69 Troll

New Mod in training.

http://klokwerkaos.livejournal.com/

LOL

“I’m getting old now.

I still have no prospects for a mate, nor a decent paying job in sight.

This makes me sad. Even with all the stuff I have going for me it’s hard to think of myself positively when I have no success in these areas.

I own two businesses, both of which bring me great joy.

I got a promotion at my day job, I’m training to be a real chef, adding to the gajillions of disciplines I already maintain.

I’m still maintaining an A avg in school, current grades are 99 and 97. I’ll be graduating in May.

I have a bajillion awards, records, certificates, medals and publications. I run several websites. People frequently comment me about the quality of my artistic endeavors.

I’m a rather popular guy, all the good looking women flirt with me and everyone seems to have lots of good things to say to me, but for some reason all of this still ads up to me being broke and single at 28 while all my peers are off getting married, entrenched in well paying careers and starting/raising families.

I’d like to think of myself as worldly and complete person who is very refined and cultured, but it’s hard to maintain that thought when every pbuming day is further evidence that one is missing several large fundamental parts of the equation.

If I don’t meet a woman by 30 I’m going to buy a dog; the theory being that although I won’t have a sexual partner, at least I’ll have something around that appreciates me even if it’s only because I feed it. I figure that’s probably worth something and the dog won’t care if I make under 6 figures.

This whole line of thinking is depressing so I’m shutting up now.”

RONERY fabulous person

NO WONDER WOMEN HATE YOU

RONERY fabulous person


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

AKK Posted:

I’d say my charms are my wit, my artistry, my humor and my reasonable looks-in that order.

AKK Posted:

my charms are my wit, my artistry, my humor and my reasonable looks

AKK Posted:

my charms are my wit, my humor

AKK Posted:

my wit, my humor

AKK Posted:

my wit, my humor

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

akk = moron who should quit the internet


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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