so, I tried to adopt a kitty today...

Bad Kitty

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I was at an animal shelter today trying to adopt a black kitty. They had like maybe 27 kitties there, half of them black, but the cruel animal cruelty prevention center volunteers explained that it was center policy to not adopt out any black cats around halloween because some stupid trolls and re res burn them.

I like to meow. People think I’m just trying to be cute when I meow, but I’m crying in front of them without them even noticing. It’s kind of better than (well, my shrink tells me not to talk about that subject… better to meow than to do that other thing).

meow,

Bad Kitty feeling more like “sad kitty”.

My dear, play the clown.

Posted On: 09/29/2008 4:34PM

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clara

3.11"

Level 5 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

I know.

I tried to adopt a cat, so I could sacrifice it and join Satan in the deep dark hell I so deserve.

But they told me I couldn’t have on because I asked them if the blood would be good with that bottle of vodka I stole from mom.

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Posted On: 09/29/2008 9:45PM

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Bad Kitty

4.81"

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

clara Posted:

I know.
I tried to adopt a cat, so I could sacrifice it and join Satan in the deep dark hell I so deserve.
But they told me I couldn’t have on because I asked them if the blood would be good with that bottle of vodka I stole from mom.
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I like kitties when they’re alive because they’re one of the few animals that understand me. Oh well, at least I still have my stuffed tiger. He’s a real cutie all white with black stripes. Too bad he’s got a big red splotch on him. I don’t even know why I was cutting then.

My dear, play the clown.

Posted On: 09/29/2008 10:26PM

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ZanDPY

4.27"

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

I too tried to adopt a kitty. But none of them wanted to come near me. They all ran terrified of the horrid monster I am deep down inside.

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No one loves me. And for that, my face hurts.

Bashing your face into a wall is more hardcore than cutting anyways…

Posted On: 10/01/2008 4:22PM

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Fingerz

12.36"

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Yeah the Humane Society has had that rule for years. It’s for the best, really.

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Posted On: 10/01/2008 4:25PM

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LoliBurger

5.18"

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

I prefer not to get my cats de-clawed.

The pain they bring me while they resist my attempts at affection is so sweet.

Posted On: 10/01/2008 8:10PM

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Bad Kitty

4.81"

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Fingerz Posted:

Yeah the Humane Society has had that rule for years. It’s for the best, really.

I want a cat that is cursed and shunned by everyone, just like me. Perhaps, if there weren’t so many stupid bullies in the world who take it out on the kitties…

My dear, play the clown.

Posted On: 10/01/2008 8:25PM

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Tesfan

9.44"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Bad Kitty Posted:

I was at an animal shelter today trying to adopt a black kitty. They had like maybe 27 kitties there, half of them black, but the cruel animal cruelty prevention center volunteers explained that it was center policy to not adopt out any black cats around halloween because some stupid trolls and re res burn them.

I like to meow. People think I’m just trying to be cute when I meow, but I’m crying in front of them without them even noticing. It’s kind of better than (well, my shrink tells me not to talk about that subject… better to meow than to do that other thing).

meow,
Bad Kitty feeling more like “sad kitty”.

maybe you should post pictures of yourself on the internet and that make you feel better ?_?

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Posted On: 10/01/2008 8:42PM

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Biff Weasley

7.41"

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Tesfan Posted:

maybe you should post NAKED pictures of yourself on the internet and that make you feel better ?_?

fix’t

Posted On: 10/01/2008 8:54PM

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Lord Shplane

12.59"

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

What Biff said.

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Posted On: 10/01/2008 9:02PM

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Bad Kitty

4.81"

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Lord Shplane Posted:

What Biff said.

Not going to happen. You wouldn’t understand my scars if you saw them.

Besides, I hear there’s a site that sell one million porno pbumwords. Surely, they could make you happy.

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My dear, play the clown.

Posted On: 10/02/2008 10:22AM

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King Krimson

12.92"

[Snobby McSnobbers-
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I had a cat once.

I dropped a sofa on it; it was a write off, so I stood on its head.

King Krimson edited this message on 10/02/2008 10:29AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 10/02/2008 10:29AM

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Laguna

10.14"

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

**** YOU

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Posted On: 10/02/2008 10:58AM

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Syntome

7.19"

Level 51 Camwhore

“Cum Dumpstress”

*hugs*

Poor bad kitty, I know your pain.

With my Freeze ray I will-STOP, the world.

Posted On: 10/02/2008 11:05AM

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Bad Kitty

4.81"

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Syntome Posted:

*hugs*
Poor bad kitty, I know your pain.

Awww….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpv01Yo1igA What a cute kitty. I wish there was a kitty here.

My dear, play the clown.

Posted On: 10/02/2008 12:34PM

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Eirairaianna

6.24"

Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Bad Kitty Posted:

I wish there was a kitty here.

Tehre is on! Oh, he hasent bene arond in a wile. Mabey, he wil com back.

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/SuperHappyFunKitty

Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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Posted On: 10/02/2008 12:39PM

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quangntenemy

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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Cat meat is kinda tasty too Log in to see images!

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Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each

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Posted On: 10/02/2008 9:07PM

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Bad Kitty

4.81"

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

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So is troll meat if you castrate them earlier enough.

I don’t eat meat because it’s cruel to animals and not healthy. Tofu, peanut bumer, certain veggies, etc… are better. I’ll even eat crickets.