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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

I pwned Great Firewall of China, expecting to get an e-peen. I didn’t, though.

I didn’t know that buying an illegal enhancement would get make you uneligible for e-peen!

I am willing to have the skill removed and my BP refunded, because I really want to be able to get e-peen.

iRAWR edited this message on 09/29/2008 12:16AM

Kreen

Avatar: 50988 Sat Oct 25 09:28:35 -0400 2008

Level 35 Troll

O_o

lol hi.

Wangerbanger

Avatar: Goiter

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You were told when you bought the cheat device that this would remove you from ****.

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Wangerbanger Posted:

You were told when you bought the cheat device that this would remove you from ****.

I didn’t know that e-peen = competitive aspects of the game.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

No all-caps posts in GD.

You’re on incredibly thin ice as it is.

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

No all-caps posts in GD.

You’re on incredibly thin ice as it is.

Ban pls.

Also, you were informed that your account would be flagged as a cheater taking away your prvilages for competive play. E-peens are apart of that competive play.

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Ash Ketchum Posted:

Ban pls.

Also, you were informed that your account would be flagged as a cheater taking away your prvilages for competive play. E-peens are apart of that competive play.

I did not know that…I don’t care about competitive play, but I want e-peen!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

You did know that it removes you from competitive aspects. It says in a whole seperate page about “hey look you’re about to be a cheater say bye to leaderboards and dom.”

However, it does not mention epeen.

This is a legitimate question. It’s just horrendously poorly asked.

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Then you are going to have to collect them on an alt.

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

You did know that it removes you from competitive aspects. It says in a whole seperate page about “hey look you’re about to be a cheater say bye to leaderboards and dom.”

However, it does not mention epeen.

This is a legitimate question. It’s just horrendously poorly asked.

Exactly. The illegal enhancements section doesn’t mention e-peen at all. Why should buying an illegal enhancement block e-peen in the first place? Shouldn’t it just block the e-peen that can be acquired by using the cheat?

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

You did know that it removes you from competitive aspects. It says in a whole seperate page about “hey look you’re about to be a cheater say bye to leaderboards and dom.”

However, it does not mention epeen.

This is a legitimate question. It’s just horrendously poorly asked.

Should tell ET to put that in.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

iRAWR Posted:

Exactly. The illegal enhancements section doesn’t mention e-peen at all. Why should buying an illegal enhancement block e-peen in the first place? Shouldn’t it just block the e-peen that can be acquired by using the cheat?

Which would be almost all E-peens, including the one your trying to get.

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

coreyjess Posted:

Which would be almost all E-peens, including the one your trying to get.

But I thought that you could get it using the cheat. It didn’t say otherwise.

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

E-peen are a part of the leadboards. Doesn’t being disqualified from the leaderboards imply e-peens as well?

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

no refunds

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Feel free to tubmail ET about it.

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Underscorewas Posted:

E-peen are a part of the leadboards. Doesn’t being disqualified from the leaderboards imply e-peens as well?

I never knew that

enire

Avatar: enire's Avatar
9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

iRAWR Posted:

Why should buying an illegal enhancement block e-peen in the first place? Shouldn’t it just block the e-peen that can be acquired by using the cheat?

Looking at the illegal enhancements, you can see that any of them would help you to acquire the “Jing-Jing” e-peen.

(1) “Lottery Winner” gives you ridiculous   so you can by a DML or tons of drugs, either of which will help you pwn GFoC.

(2)”Blow your wad” gives you 69 extra visits which can all be used in a day. Would let you grind enough   to buy the DML and all the drugs you could ever use.

(3) “Game Dolphin” instantly destroys any thread, thereby making GFoC not even a challenge.

So, by the logic of what you are proposing, any of the illegal enhancements should negate the “Jing-Jing” e-peen.

Giant Turd

Avatar: Giant Turd's Avatar

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I am actually siding with iRAWR on this particular issue.

I think it should be more clear if epeens don’t work when purchasing illegal enhancements.

It could be done with a witty erectile dysfunction joke. Log in to see images!

My Oh My

Avatar: 51276 2010-09-24 23:37:37 -0400

Level 30 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

No refund. Set bad precedent.

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