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Contest CLOSED: Conest fo 1 BP each for two people

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

Explain to me why you deserve a brownie point. One brownie point to the person with the most rational explanation, and one to the funniest explanation. You can attempt to win both. Trolling allowed.

Contest ends Tuesday.

You may enter as many times as you like.

Try to make me giggle.

EDIT: I am adding more brownie points, so two winners for each catagory. Also, I am going to be holding another contest today. Post ideas if you wish.

EDIT EDIT: Contest CLOSED

Assburgers edited this message on 09/30/2008 1:36AM

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Here goes for most rational: because I want it.

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

kittiejenn Posted:

Here goes for most rational: because I want it.

But how much do you want it?

Assburgers edited this message on 09/27/2008 10:20PM

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Because I am the proud holder of the worst poster title and I will ruin your contest if you don’t give me one!!!1!!!11!!!! Log in to see images!

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

quangntenemy Posted:

Because I am the proud holder of the worst poster title and I will ruin your contest if you don’t give me one!!!1!!!11!!!! Log in to see images!

Ruining this contest might be lulz worthy enough to get you a BP

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

Avatar: DOPE-HARDCORE-0's Avatar
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

quangntenemy Posted:

Log in to see images!

...because I’m not that male reproductive organbag.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

I need one more bp to make an alt, I want it a moderate ammount, borderline quite a lot.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I should get both because I am Wylin. Ask around.

Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Wylin Posted:

I should get both because I am Wylin. Ask around.

Confirmed. He’s the best player on forumwarz, and damned fine to boot.

bulldyke

Avatar: bulldyke's Avatar

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I don’t want your bp.

Kawashiro

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3

Level 20 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

bumburgers-senpai, I still need to buy me a new tricycle, and I can’t afford it still. Log in to see images!

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

Kawashiro Posted:

bumburgers-senpai, I still need to buy me a new tricycle, and I can’t afford it still. Log in to see images!

This has tugged at my heart-strings. Now if you tug at my male reproductive organ, you win.

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

I live in a poor family and Fourmwarz is the happiest thing that ever happend to me. I get beat daily and if I can afford EP2 it will make the beatings hurt less. So please, let me have one. Log in to see images!

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

According to Jewish numerology, “One Brownie Point” has a value of “6” and “Inertia” has a value of “4”. This when added together makes “10” which is the number of completion, or perfection. This contest can only be complete when you have donated “One Brownie Point” to “Inertia”.

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

Ash Ketchum Posted:

I live in a poor family and Fourmwarz is the happiest thing that ever happend to me. I get beat daily and if I can afford EP2 it will make the beatings hurt less. So please, let me have one. Log in to see images!

That might just win both serious and funny.

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Because if you don’t, I’ll hire a hitman.

bumburgers

Avatar: 60538 Sun Oct 26 00:46:27 -0400 2008
6

Level 34 Troll

I turnz yer wildest Granny fantasies into realities

1338h4x Posted:

Because if you don’t, I’ll hire a hitman.

****, you don’t know where I live. (And a dead person can’t give out brownie points)

Forum Pwnage

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

i want it as much as ash ketchums pikachuuuuu! (that sexy beast!)

Forum Pwnage edited this message on 09/28/2008 4:43AM

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

JUST GIVE ME THE BP Log in to see images!

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Forum Pwnage Posted:

i want it as much as ash ketchums pikachuuuuu! (that sexy beast!)

No not my pikachu! He treats my wounds because my dad says if I tell anyone he’ll kill me by smashing my male reproductive organ, cutting it off, then shoving it up my bum with tiny razors attached. Log in to see images! fat edited this message on 09/28/2008 6:30AM

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