Mrs. Ebony’s mom,

Sorry about your daughter. It must have been really hard raising her. Some kids just don’t understand what gothic really is.

Anyway, I can vouch for Biff. I was outside Isaac’s house in the bushes, watching him and Biff play some stupid video game and sit too close to each other on the couch all afternoon.

Maybe it was one of those pedophiles you read about on the internet?

Janie Posted:

Mrs. Ebony’s mom,

Sorry about your daughter. It must have been really hard raising her. Some kids just don’t understand what gothic really is.

Anyway, I can vouch for Biff. I was outside Isaac’s house in the bushes, watching him and Biff play some stupid video game and sit too close to each other on the couch all afternoon.

Maybe it was one of those pedophiles you read about on the internet?

Dear Janie,

Thank-you for your support in this difficult time. Rachel spoke fondly of you. You know, I think the “gothic” thing was really just her way of expressing her loneliness. She really didn’t adjust well since we moved here to Dubai. Her father and I took her to New York to see her friends sometimes, but she never seemed to want to spend time with them. All she did was shop at that ridiculous “Hot Topic” store all the time. Such a shame! We have such lovely shops here in Dubai, too.

Thank-you for the information about Biff, too. So it seems to me that King Krimson and Biff are, in fact, two different people. Can you explain to me how this “nanafabulous personjesus” (what a terribly offensive handle!) fits into this scenario? Is she actually King Krimson, or Biff? This community is so complicated, with everyone using alternate names and so on.

All the best,

Karla Robertson

Mrs. Robinson,

They are two different people, but I don’t think King Krimson would hurt your daughter. He’s just a harmless guy who reviews internet fanfiction.

Now, nanafabulous personjesus on the other hand, is a former wrestler who snaps chicken necks for fun. I’d look at him seriously.

Also, your daughter had this one really cute pair of boots, with a buckle on the side. We bought those together, and I’d love to have them as a memento of her. And also this one pair of earrings she had that were skulls.

Hope things work out!

Janie Posted:

Mrs. Robinson,

They are two different people, but I don’t think King Krimson would hurt your daughter. He’s just a harmless guy who reviews internet fanfiction.

Now, nanafabulous personjesus on the other hand, is a former wrestler who snaps chicken necks for fun. I’d look at him seriously.

Also, your daughter had this one really cute pair of boots, with a buckle on the side. We bought those together, and I’d love to have them as a memento of her. And also this one pair of earrings she had that were skulls.

Hope things work out!

Dear Janie

Of course, dear, I would be happy to send you those things. It will be nice to know that Rachel’s friends are remembering her.

As for your bumurances that Mr. Krimson is not to blame, I must differ with you. I am certain that the face I saw matches precisely the one on his avatar! However, I guess it’s possible that someone might have had reason to frame him and painted his face accordingly.

I have pbumed your information on to the appropriate authorities, and I am sure they will find it helpful in their investigation.

Best,

Karla Robertson

Janie Posted:

Mrs. Robinson,

They are two different people, but I don’t think King Krimson would hurt your daughter. He’s just a harmless guy who reviews internet fanfiction.

Now, nanafabulous personjesus on the other hand, is a former wrestler who snaps chicken necks for fun. I’d look at him seriously.

Also, your daughter had this one really cute pair of boots, with a buckle on the side. We bought those together, and I’d love to have them as a memento of her. And also this one pair of earrings she had that were skulls.

Hope things work out!

Dear Janie,

I know that this is off-topic and perhaps uncalled-for, seeing as we are total strangers. But I couldn’t help but notice your signature, and I wanted to say that it’s okay. I know that as a teenager it can be hard to be honest with people about the things that make you different. My Rachel was like that with her dyslexia. Please know that you have a friend in me, and I will not judge you for your orientation.

Best,

Karla Robertson

Enoby Posted:

Dear Janie,

I know that this is off-topic and perhaps uncalled-for, seeing as we are total strangers. But I couldn’t help but notice your signature, and I wanted to say that it’s okay. I know that as a teenager it can be hard to be honest with people about the things that make you different. My Rachel was like that with her dyslexia. Please know that you have a friend in me, and I will not judge you for your orientation.

Best,

Karla Robertson

Oh, that’s very nice of you. Dyslexia explains a lot, by the way. I’m quite proud of my “I’m Gay” e-peen, since it’s pretty exclusive, you know?

Charizard is totally borderline. Try using an overused monster next time, such as Blissey.

Enoby Posted:

Dear Mr. Krimson,

I am uncertain how to respond to your message here. At first, I was certain that you were the cold-blooded killer who took my darling Rachel’s life, and that you were posting here to mock me.

A subsequent message in this discussion from a young lady named Janie, however, has made me think twice. She bumures me that you are a mild-mannered “nerd” who spends his time reviewing online fanfiction. Perhaps Rachel’s anger towards you was related to a negative review? I know that her stories were not well-received.

Mr. Krimson, I saw the killer’s face, and it looked just like yours. However, upon reflection, I realize that such an effect might be achieved by a skilled make-up artist or mask-maker. Is is possible that someone in this community had a reason to frame you? Do you have enemies?

Please be honest. It’s the best thing you can do now, not only for me and my beloved daughter, but for your own well-being. If you are, in fact, the monster who took her from me, I urge you to turn yourself in and seek the help you need. If you are not, I beg you to tell me everything you know about who it might be, since it seems that they are trying to make you bear the blame.

Please, Mr. Krimson, do the right thing.

Sincerely,

Karla Robertson

Okay, I’m going to level with you. Yes, I was the guy who you saw that day. I was the one who greeted you, and said my name was Biff. This, I am afraid, was a ruse. The Biff that Ebony dated and then broke up with is the very same Biff Weasly that you were conversing with on these forums. However, as far as I know, he had nothing to do with this. Unless Janie is an unreliable witness.

Before I go on, let me get this straight; I didn’t murder her. We had an… altercation, but nothing either she or I did would have led too her death. She did attack me with a hatpin, which I now have in my possession, so that would explain the copious amounts of blood found at the scene. It was mine. Mostly.

After I left, did you hear any other noises? Shuffling, talking, things like that?

It is my personal opinion that a third party is involved.

Then again, I could just be messing you around, as, I have to admit, the evidence does strongly point to me. Your call.

Does your husband know yet?

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nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

HAY MAH NAME IS KING KRIMSON AND MY IDEA OF FUN IS TALKING TO MYSELF IN AN ONLINE CHATROOM FOR 30 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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