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Feature ADVICE FOR EMOS WHO CANNOT AFFORD BLACK NAIL VARNISH

FoetalBlowjob

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3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

BASH YOUR FINGERS WITH A HAMMER.

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

I support this idea.


FAT!!!

ArtificialFl-
avour

Avatar: Sad Face
5

Level 41 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

I can’t afford a hammer either.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

good thread


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Dried blood works better.


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Lizzie the S-
pam Bot

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

OMG

That worked so well, I don’t have to cut my wrists (not that i’m not going to lolololol) because my mom won’t drive me to teh store to get some nail paolish, thx

lousyfabulous person4-
44

Avatar: Emo Girl 3

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Neato, besides transferring my pain to the outside bashing in my fingernails makes ‘em look just like I’ve got black varnish and makes me slightly less depressed.

Dark_Symphony

Avatar: Blue Guitar

[Yiff]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

sharpie works when you’re out of nail polish


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Ztacker

Avatar: Spider Illustration

[Superfabulous persons]

Level 13 Emo Kid

I like to dress up as a baboon so I can show off my purple bum. Long live WikiFur and Furries! :D

Burning your own nails also works, makes ‘em the shade of soot.


This is my witty signature.

Emma Example

Avatar: Emo Girl 2
24

[Any-Other Klan]

Level 66 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Oh

i didn’t know you could use nail varnish to blacken fingernails Log in to see images!

sounds like some emo-wannbies invented it lately Log in to see images!


the first cut is not the deepest – the seventh is!

Dark_Symphony

Avatar: Blue Guitar

[Yiff]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

if you use lots of sharpie it seeps up under the cuticles and the blackness under the skin makes you look like your dead.

also it lasts longer for me than nail polish….my polish never lasts long enough. and the people at the nail place in the mall keep asking to put flowers on my nails…...Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Dark_Symphony Posted:

your


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FoetalBlowjob

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3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

if you don’t have any eye makeup, you can bash your eyesockets with a hammer too.

SilentCore

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Dry blood comes out to a dark red, not the black of my heart….

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

SilentCore Posted:

Dry blood comes out to a dark red, not the black of my heart….

If that’s the case, then you’re not quite dark enough

Invi

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Stuff your fingers in the printer.

Inkjets really do hurt.

As a bonus, you can make free tattoos as well!

TheReverend

Avatar: Sneakers

[-Core Empire]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

What about those that cant afford hammers!

Go to school and steal a sharpie from the teacher!

I think thats a great idea!


“Im not insane”

mcfreaki

Avatar: Blue Guitar

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

no no no no! black rollerball pens stay for days, if you let the ink dry.

alternatively black acrylic paint works.


stuff

MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Instead of wasting all your time sitting at PC and making your bumes even fatter [which, in return, makes you even more emoish], you could do what I do. work hard and do manual labor & odd jobs. Soon, your hands, not just nails, will turn black from all the dirt. The trick is to be extra careful when washing hands and not wash off dirt from nails.


“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

[Peter Nguyen]

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cognitivedis-
sonance

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
4

[Carls]

Level 29 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Frostbite, necrotizing fascitis (wiki), being black.


I love you. No, really.

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