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Macho FAIL'S FINAL CONTEST: FOR 30 BPs (PAINT GAME YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

Forum Pwnage

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

ha

ha ha

STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Forum Pwnage

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

?!?!?!??! Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

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We are now in a pretty empty living room. There’s just a couch, a tv showing a rerun of Legends of the Hidden Temple, and an end table.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Kick back on the couch with a beer and make the midget check the end table for you.

Eirairaianna

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2

Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Tak teh pilows off teh couhc and, make a fort!!@!! LOL. Dont ferget to lok under, teh pilows for chaeng.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

scullyangel Posted:

Kick back on the couch with a beer and make the midget check the end table for you.

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Log in to see images!: Getcho bum up and take a look at this **** FAIL. I found a k-

Log in to see images! What are you talking about B-enjoy?

Log in to see images!: fine upstanding member of society I found an old key, a blue fedora, and a remote control.

What do I do next?

ZarZad

Avatar: Baby Typing

Level 10 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

Tell him to put the blue fedora on and take the key. Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Have the midget put on the fedora (after looking into it), ‘cause that’d be styling. He should also toss you the remote so you can surf and see if you get the porn channel.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 09/26/2008 1:55PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

ZarZad Posted:

Tell him to put the blue fedora on and take the key. Log in to see images!

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MC Banhammer Posted:

He should also toss you the remote so you can surf and see if you get the porn channel.

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hmmm that’s weird. The remote doesn’t go to this tv…

FAIL edited this message on 09/26/2008 2:01PM

RazDaz

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Search the couch to find the correct remote.

Aim the remote at the midget and start pressing bumons.

Leave and go to the room across from this room.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I was right! That’s stylin’ Log in to see images!

The remote doesn’t work for this TV? What the **** is wrong with it? Throw it through the TV screen!

Stupid technology.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

RazDaz Posted:

Search the couch to find the correct remote.

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Log in to see images!: No remote, but I found 74 cents!

Log in to see images!: I didn’t find **** but these two old squished brownies.

2 BPs HAVE APPEARED

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

TAKE BPs

RazDaz

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

take bp

Dammit.

RazDaz edited this message on 09/26/2008 2:11PM

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Change the batteries of the remote

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

MC Banhammer Posted:

I was right! That’s stylin’ Log in to see images!

The remote doesn’t work for this TV? What the **** is wrong with it? Throw it through the TV screen!

Stupid technology.

Log in to see images!: **** this ****…

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The remote is now in the tv… both broken.

A REMINDER OF OUR INVENTORY:

– An old key

– A jammed gun with a vibrator in it

– 74 cents from the couch

– Polar bear rug

– Blue fedora

FAIL edited this message on 09/26/2008 2:16PM

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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leave the room

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

have midget look under couch

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