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Fun E-peen for people banned by Banhammer

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I humbly request that everyone who has been banned by Banhammer should get a special e-peen called Mjollnir

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Thor’s magical hammer, made for him by the dwarfs Brok and Eitri. Gives +35 Agility, +35 damage, and a 20% chance to release a 200 damage Chain Lightning. When a hero with the Static Charge buff is attacked there is a 20% chance that a 200 damage Static Charge will strike the attacking unit. Static charge activates at most once per second (50 mana cost).


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Oh please no.

Last thing we need is a bunch of people posting embedded shock and other crap just so they can get another epeen.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Bunch of crap

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Oh please no.

Last thing we need is a bunch of people posting embedded shock and other crap just so they can get another epeen.

/\ Voice Of Reason /\


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Thor would not approve of you taking his hammer in vain.

Ban quangsldfjslkghkg.


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

OK maybe not an e-peen.

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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

BirdofPrey Posted:

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this is the funniest post i’ve read all week


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

I’m not planning to get banned just for some DotA-ripped E-Peen wannabe. Because you know, some people wants a clean track record.


Who am I? I am…

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And I’m going to zap your bum.

CJalt

Avatar: 49696 Mon Jun 15 21:22:27 -0400 2009
6

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Travalgar Posted:

I’m not planning to get banned just for some DotA-ripped E-Peen wannabe. Because you know, some people wants a clean track record.

woman's genitals, go back to webkinz.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

What ****es me off is you attributed Mjollnir to WoW instead of it’s original, awesome roots: THE HAMMER OF THOR


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

What is it with you and ****ty ideas? Log in to see images!


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Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

He’s just trying to bait us into a talk about DotA because apparently he sucks at it and he needed advice.


Who am I? I am…

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And I’m going to zap your bum.

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