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Gay SPOILER: Trapped in the cupboard

Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Most disturbing text adventure ever.

Cubear

Avatar: Cubear's Avatar
3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

it is mostly about ****, some about urine.

Seafea

Avatar: Body Modder Girl

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I thought it was hot pretty funny!

Hightax

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Yeah, after playing Bureaucracy by Douglas Adams, I had gotten my fill of text adventure an enjoyed the parody. Specifically the (SPOILER) Press/Push bumon bit. Thanks to Bureaucracy I was able to solve it disturbingly fast though.

Kaiyan

Avatar: Woman's Abs

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

I shot R. Kelly in the balls.

That was amusing. Is there anything to do with the walnut? I’m tempted to try shooting it.

genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Cubear Posted:

it is mostly about ****, some about urine.

Indeed, there is a mbumive amount of effluent.

InsertCoins

Avatar: InsertCoins's Avatar

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

alright guys
you have to open cupboard
Hope this helps!

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

InsertCoins Posted:

alright guys
you have to open cupboard
Hope this helps!


Lies.

type ‘masturbate’ before you open the cupboard to get the secret ending

Ixiru

Avatar: Ron Paul

[Trolls F T W]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

It’s lyrics from a Kriss Kross song, “Jump”. I thought that would help :colbert:

Chilean Sea -
Bastard

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

On level three, you have to wait until Rosie the Nosy Neighbor uses her special attack to male reproductive organshot her. There’s a short recharge time after the attack in which her shields come down and her male reproductive organ becomes vulnerable.

Hope that helps

bumhat

Avatar: Mouth w/ Insect

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Chilean Sea Bastard Posted:

On level three, you have to wait until Rosie the Nosy Neighbor uses her special attack to male reproductive organshot her. There’s a short recharge time after the attack in which her shields come down and her male reproductive organ becomes vulnerable.

Hope that helps


Yeah, but the problem is that Rosie doesn’t actually use her special attack until you find the World’s Smallest Violin by entering the bathroom. I haven’t figured out how to get into the hole in the bathroom wall yet though, it keeps telling me I’m missing something.

Mugaaz

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Congratulations, you got a perfect score!

Type quit to return to Forumwarz!

Cubear

Avatar: Cubear's Avatar
3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

spoiler tag that ****!

Kitsune

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

[Suicide Pact]

Level 10 Emo Kid

just a fox trapped in a boi's body

How many points CAN you get? I’ve only gotten 7… Log in to see images!

hahaPUNS

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Kitsune Posted:

How many points CAN you get? I’ve only gotten 7… Log in to see images!

It’s over 9000 Log in to see images!

Kitsune

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

[Suicide Pact]

Level 10 Emo Kid

just a fox trapped in a boi's body

hahaPUNS Posted:

It’s over 9000 Log in to see images!

Right. 13, huh? Hm… I can’t get above 11 points.

(BTW, how do you get the “secret” text where you have to roll over to see what it says?)

Cubear

Avatar: Cubear's Avatar
3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

Kitsune Posted:

how do you get the “secret” text where you have to roll over to see what it says?

[spoiler]words[/spoiler]

Cubear edited this message on 11/26/2007 7:07PM

Kitsune

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

[Suicide Pact]

Level 10 Emo Kid

just a fox trapped in a boi's body

Cool.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Kitsune Posted:

Cool.


Hey, that Kitsune’s a pretty cool guy!

In loving memory of Bigguyinblack.

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