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Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Ah, so it’s not really any different than the one I’m familiar with.

Zak drops the lantern, only able to hope it doesn’t break (it probably will knowing my rolling luck), pulls out the Black Kestrel and moves in with a +1 Power Attack on the closest goblin.

genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You know the old saying: Insane necromancers before narcissistic thieves.

Night Gaunt

Avatar: Crying Painting

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Commence insane necromancer hurriedly casting magic missile at the first kobold he sees.

genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

He sneak attacks the first kobold he sees. It’s a good thing that he’s back here with his bow, instead of leading the way. Luck of the rogue, I guess.

genericangstyposter edited this message on 12/07/2007 1:46AM

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Sabre_Justice Posted:

Zak drops the lantern, only able to hope it doesn’t break (it probably will knowing my rolling luck), pulls out the Black Kestrel and moves in with a +1 Power Attack on the closest goblin.

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The lantern drops to the cobbled floor with a dull ring, but you don’t spare it even a pbuming glance; already you’re moving with a speed born of long experience. You can almost feel the Kestrel writhe beneath your fingers in anticipation as you swing the halberd at the kobold’s head, and hear the halberd scream with delight as it takes the head clean off.

To the other two: you don’t see any other kobolds right now. Anyone volunteering to expose yourselves go into the pbumageway and check out to see if there are any more nasties in there?

Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Yeah well, you said goblin. Kobolds aren’t goblins, at least not anymore. I read that part of Races of the Dragon, I should know.

genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I’m going to wait for the little bastards to come out.

Night Gaunt

Avatar: Crying Painting

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Sorry, got caught up in some work. Anyway, Adin is going to dig out his dagger just in case. He calls down the hall, “having any trouble?”

Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Zak looks up, raising the Black Kestrel. “Nope, everything’s A-OK right now.” It feels good to kill something again. Briefly he wonders if his lantern is all right. For some reason he always really liked that lantern.

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Sabre_Justice Posted:

Zak looks up, raising the Black Kestrel. “Nope, everything’s A-OK right now.” It feels good to kill something again. Briefly he wonders if his lantern is all right. For some reason he always really liked that lantern.

The lantern’s fine, if a little dented. Thankfully the tinder hasn’t caught yet; neither has the oil leaked from the central drum. With a bit of patience you might just be able to restore it to its pristine condition.

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Night Gaunt Posted:

He calls down the hall, “having any trouble?”

Your voice is unnaturally loud in the empty pit… which, you realise a little belatedly, forms a natural echo chamber. Within seconds you hear a startled yelp come from the pbumageway and the sounds of clawed feet scrambling back down the way it came from.

Think fast, children. Looks like you may have to face the kobold horde after all…

Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

“Oh… ****.” says Zak. “Run!”

Night Gaunt

Avatar: Crying Painting

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Never one to question the screams of someone saying “run”, Adin turns and sprints for the spiral staircase.

Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Zak grabs his lantern and follows, glancing back to see if anyone’s coming after them.

genericangst-
yposter

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[the abyss]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Jason bolts down the hallway, trying his best to be in between the two other adventurers.

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

You race up the staircase, your heart pounding in your chest even as you flee the pit. Behind you, the sounds of the kobold mob seems to be starting up into a full orchestrated cacophony: you would turn and look, but you’re not too sure if it’s a good idea to run up the stairs while looking behind you.

Jason and Adin: Strangely enough, even though the noise is starting to swell, you don’t hear any weapons being drawn or even any sounds of movement towards you.

Just as quickly, though, the sound dies down, and all is silent save for the beating of your hearts. You think you’re safe, at least for now. The pit is now below and behind you, and you’re back on the landing where you initially started.

Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Noticing the silence, Zak turns around to see what’s going on.

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Sabre_Justice Posted:

Noticing the silence, Zak turns around to see what’s going on.

There is no sign of pursuit. All seems quiet as far as you can make out.

Night Gaunt

Avatar: Crying Painting

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Perhaps Adin can think of a spell that might cause this effect?

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Night Gaunt Posted:

Perhaps Adin can think of a spell that might cause this effect?


Not that you know of. It seems like they are not giving pursuit, though you’re pretty sure they know of your existence and possible trespbum into their little cesspit of hell.

That, or mbum invisibility and a very good Silence spell. But seriously: they’re kobolds, for Xammux’s sake. Not exactly a race known for their mighty magical powers or intellect, for that matter.
eponymous_ennui edited this message on 12/15/2007 10:14PM
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