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Syndrome

Avatar: Sad Face

[Uncyclopedia]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

k so theres this girl in clbum i liek. i mean i dot like her really but shes kinda cute and i dont hate her as much as i do everyone else. Log in to see images! but she doesnt no english so i haf to rite her this so she can understand me. thas my problem no one uderstands me…

heres wut i have so far

.

locura locura y dudas oscura

es el taco* que tengo que llevar

pero con lindas tetas tu me se animas

si, sus tetas me quiero cachear

.

*taco means curse or smth. srsly look it up

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help me? can’t get past first verse

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

hello villian from the incredibles


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Syndrome

Avatar: Sad Face

[Uncyclopedia]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

hi old gregg

...

mammary glands or gtfo

RUSRS

Avatar: Toy Mouth

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

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Theres some titties WHICH ARE REALLY SHOCKING AND I SHOULDN’T HAVE EMBEDDED BUT I DID SO BAN GETS EVEN LONGER[/url]

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

hola que tal? Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia

Una poca de gracia pa'mí y pa' ti
Ay Arriba y arriba

Ay arriba y arriba por ti seré
Por ti seré
Por ti seré

Yo no soy marinero,
Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitan
Soy capitan
Soy capitan

Bamba, Bamba
Bamba, Bamba
Bamba, Bamba

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia

Una poca de gracia pa'mí y pa' ti
Ay Arriba y arriba

Ay arriba y arriba por ti seré
Por ti seré
Por ti seré

Yo no soy marinero,
Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitan
Soy capitan
Soy capitan

Bamba, Bamba
Bamba, Bamba
Bamba, Bamba 

So this is a poem (song) about being the captain. We chicks don’t want the sailor, we want the captain. And the motion of the ocean is nice, but we hope the hammer is your male reproductive organ. This poetry will express your affection for the girl as well as your manliness. Plus I give it an 88 because you can totally dance to it. (You don’t want to drive to it though, because then you get pulled over.)


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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Syndrome Posted:

k so theres this girl in clbum i liek. i mean i dot like her really but shes kinda cute and i dont hate her as much as i do everyone else. Log in to see images! but she doesnt no english so i haf to rite her this so she can understand me. thas my problem no one uderstands me…

heres wut i have so far

.

locura locura y dudas oscura

es el taco* que tengo que llevar

pero con lindas tetas tu me se animas

si, sus tetas me quiero cachear

.

*taco means curse or smth. srsly look it up

.

help me? can’t get past first verse

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society my fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

the fine upstanding member of societyed fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of societyed the fine upstanding member of society

and the fine upstanding member of societys fine upstanding member of societyed all the way to fine upstanding member of society

but fine upstanding member of society way and fine upstanding member of society fro, fine upstanding member of society never come to show

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

the fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

fine upstanding member of societyed the fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

but who’s to fine upstanding member of society the fine upstanding member of societyed fine upstanding member of society?

fine upstanding member of society, I say. fine upstanding member of society.


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society the chinked fine upstanding member of society

fine upstanding member of society! chinkity fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society the

chinked but no chinks left.

iRAWR edited this message on 09/18/2008 9:54AM

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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Beaner! Beaner! fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society!

The spics beaned the beaners but the spics are also hicks!

The beaners eat the beans and the spics fine upstanding member of society the beaners,

but bean the beaners and be fine upstanding member of society’d!

The beaners fine upstanding member of society the fine upstanding member of society’d spics, but spics are always fine upstanding member of society’d so beaning the beaners beans the spics which are also hicks!

Beaner! Beaner! fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society!


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I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
10

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Tengo una fiesta en mis pantalones y tu vienes.

Chicks go wild when you say that.

Also, Yo pene es muy poco And Tu cara etsa feo I’ve heard works as well.

Syndrome

Avatar: Sad Face

[Uncyclopedia]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

scullyangel Posted:

So this is a poem (song) about being the captain. We chicks don’t want the sailor, we want the captain. And the motion of the ocean is nice, but we hope the hammer is your male reproductive organ. This poetry will express your affection for the girl as well as your manliness. Plus I give it an 88 because you can totally dance to it. (You don’t want to drive to it though, because then you get pulled over.)

thans ill try that next. im not really much into dancing but if i can get her to dance that might be hot… unless shez dancin with sum other guy Log in to see images!

Syndrome

Avatar: Sad Face

[Uncyclopedia]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

iRAWR Posted:

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society the chinked fine upstanding member of society

fine upstanding member of society! chinkity fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society the

chinked but no chinks left.

i tryd that one but i messd up and sed woodchuk. so i got embarbumed* and left b4 she noticed me.

*did you know embarbumed means pregnant in spanish? its true look it us

netlenka

Avatar: netlenka's Avatar
10

Level 19 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

pistola, tequila, la chica

amor, corazon, muerte,

tequila tequila tequila


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